What’s their address? Why do they have an email and no address or telephone number? Strange.

link- thats not abaaya's?

Lol Ibti- that a fine image if I may say so….but am a special occasion’s abayaa wear’r. Yes Eid shopping. I’m heading out to some serious religious relatives this eid and my mother is already on my case. So am opting for an abaaya. Now any ideas ladies? Have you guys started yours? Or busy organising your event?

Morning ladies, Gosh I feel like someone did a round on me. Does anyone know where I can get some nice abayaa’s?

Now now north- how is that baby-sitting? Their your kids.

C&C No ibti wants to have one- and me; Juxa and Lily are offering baby sitting support. Since it takes a community to raise a child and all. Juxa- how sweet; you’ve left them suicidal.

hahahaha@Juxa. why do you say that?

Baby sitting your own kids?@North Hello. Ibti- but thats sounds like a mothers dream come true. I think I’m a perfect edho/habar-yaar. Seriously I spoil them, make sure I infect their little brains with things their mothers wont like…pump them with sugar and then drop them to their respective parents to deal with the aftermath. I think I have a solid CV.

They might say then sign on...and send us the £50

Joins Juxa- go on Ibti.

Ibti-That’s a bigger headache than the one you already have. Trust me, whoever said that to you must hate you…. Hello Ladies. Seriously were did this week go? Its not that am complaining its fridaaay yaaaaay. But seriously at this rate 2020 isn’t far.

Don’t make me go all Oh no he didn’t on you!! Don’t make me go there old man. *steps back and start taking off her massive holler hops earrings off and rolling up her oversized jumper in preparation of going all malade on the old man* *p.s I doubt she is a woman; in-fact how do you know she is a woman? Eeh. She could be a he for all we know. In-fact could probably be, this is the sort nonsense men will puke out I assure you. Unless we conduct an experience that will convince me beyond reasonable doubt that she/he is in fact a she. I see no reason why I should answer your question or throw my shoes at you.

How dare you.....

Paragon if the Shoe fits.

Apologise paragon. Didn’t see you there, busy with man whores and all. wlc and afternoon 2u2.

Forgive what Lily- going out with a non-somali? or god forbid marry one?

C&H & Juxa- Reformed rakes make the best husband. let the sistah’s enjoy them god only knows there better than the average faraax who lack’s street cred’s. (Don’t you dare think it)

Lily- what I don’t understand is the stigma and the omg I cant believe she/he done that to-begin with. Juxa- I once made a mistake of asking a guy- why dated non- Somalis but doesn’t want to marry one i.e. harbouring the dream of one day I will get me a nice Somali girls who’s fresh from the clutches of her mother sort of a thing. His response was: I don’t one to marry someone who’s been with other me. Now the hypocrisy of that is mind boggling. Jonny- its unholy for you to agree with me.

But what if its the other way around?@Juxa

aaah i love u 2

Lily- now i know why i like u.

Jonny- that’s why I advocate going out in style; I mean if you intend to marry outside then you might as-well marry the cream of the crop. Juxa- in that case…..come aboard. Old man- perfect doesn’t exist. Men are like project, so long as they have the Potential to yield a greater return for me am their baby. As for the race thing; apart from you his always tall, white with blondish hair and yes extremely wealthy.

Johnny- No. thank god Somali women are very liberal about these things and tend to venture out more frequent than their counterparts. Thank god (dying to see the old man’s face as she says this) Juxa- implying I was never connected?

Dreaaaaams.....If i ruled the world aahhh

Hahahaha omg old man I nearly chocked on my coffee due laughter. What can I say old man; but don’t despair your still my number 1