Juxa- one must be resourceful, we just can’t accept such things sometimes. p.s some might say even argue that were in-fact in a state of Jihad… (You can see where I’m going with this) can I now engage in temporary aruus? If it’s allowed how temporary is temporary. 1hr marriage? Malika- ohh got her a Santa helper outfit yet?

Is temporary marriage allowed then? p.s like the sound of that.

Theirs is the only one that gets reported.

My something wonderful just landed. I feel like a cadaan kid on X-mas eve. Ohh!! The anticipation of it all. How’s life dear, na mwanai?

Ist halaal for women who don’t want a husband/cant find one they approve of, but want a baby? Hello mpendwa.

Then go woman; throw caution to air, forget that you’re a hijabi who’s devoted to her Bengali man. For once surrender to the darkside and let loose. Have a wonderful date at 2…..(who needs Satan when you have CL) Hello Juxa- I misd you yesterday.

How can you speak to someone (over the phone) and not know whether their female or male?

Ohh you sneaky little harlot. Ibti I’m soo proud and why get out of it. Woman bask, I say bask under his gaze. Lily-Hope so too.

Troll corner can be therapeutic at times. @ Faheema Chu- just like you, I find myself in suspense. We must endure the waiting. Ohh!! How I hate waiting (think I mentioned that before)

We need proof JB. How did you come to the conclusion that they’re in-fact Somaliland goats?

Something wonderful is meant to happen to me today. A life altering one to be precise. Oh!! How I hate waiting. Morning People.

WOL-must you invite people to our beloved country mpenzi. Let them visit the land’s they call home.

Condom!

Indeed Che. The uglies have needs too.

"Kolay waa waxa diinta ka saaray." what does that mean??? Ola Cara. Ibti thats why i would pay money to see it.

Old man- What’s wrong with Sijui girls? Minus Jonny’s lover that is….I’m sure she isn’t an authentic sijui who lacks a valid kitambulisho (gets all defensive) Jonny- what unimaginative person you are. Hello Cara and Che

*wouldn’t it be lovely if Jonny’s GF spends an afternoon with Ibti?

Disgrace to the Sijui community...her inability to wrap a gift that is.

Ohh come on Ibti. It’s his cousin and the last time I checked Somali marry cousins. Anyhow she’s the one and more importantly the kiss will unlock feelings of epic proportions. Let the boi experience…

Come on Ibti. That’s equally as bad as staying within the community

JB- is that what you would have done? Norf-Slave for the establishment… Ibti- wish I did that…like an id1ot didn’t learn from last nights saga. But this is just awful, an inch of snow? p.s Norf we really don’t want to know that your in a sunny place, really must you rub it in.

I read that and its amazing. But I’ve long reached a conclusion that laws are there to protect the strongest against the weak. As the article clearly demonstrate that irony.

A journey that normally takes me 45min took 3hrs. How can an inch of snow hold London transport for ransom is beyond me? Morning from a very grumpy woman.

BTW plucking eye brows is haram...Explain?

How interesting- Jonny care to explain whats written under the statements that’s not visible to people until you highlight it? Statement that reads “ you’ve to visualise the above to enjoy this”?? p.s I dare and you’ve just proven my point. Do you really trust me with me your shirt? Malika-that explains a lot actually. I know think I understand Cara better lol. looooooooooooooooooooooool@ No kiss,kiss okay!. The teacher in you just became very visible.