Mulier ego dont agnosco vos

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Are they ever good@ Juxa…How I hate their endless questions, so nossssy. CH- Never heard of what’s mine is mine and his is mine and his? Hello btw.

Malika I sooo agree with you. The office of a woman of leisure is soo alluring. But I always wonder for long? Norf- surely Dubai never experiences such weather. Surely. Juxa- btw apologise for the late response…

i am with you Juxa. Morning people….. Norf no need to show off. London is feezzzzzzzzzing

Ohh that’s soo lovely Malika and what a remarkable woman she must be.

Faheema- I had a ten year plan (COP 31/12/2010) and remarkably similar to the one you’ve just posted. I’ve got 3 things still outstanding, IA I hope to accomplish them and after that never ever make a plan.

Juxa- that’s lovely. But care to share you stories and your relationship with her?

Ohh hush you....

hear hear@woman content waa dead woman. Juxa- dont give up...one never knows.

Malika I intend too. But isn’t it remarkable how one forgets that there is a woman behind that title. Juxa- believe me I’m well aware of it. I mean I’ve always been close to her and god only knows she lost lots of hair on my account and still managed to love me unquestionably. But now it’s different and all it took was a crocodile shoes. Juxa and Malika care to share your stories? Fab- I don’t consider declarations for ones mothers as a sign of weakness dear boi, but strength. Faheema Amiiiin...

Juxa- I don’t mind being your sister…….and if I’m indeed who you think I am. Then my dear you’re a very lucky woman to have me as your sister. Mpendwa Malika- don’t burst Juxa’s dream….and Have a merry new year. *batters her eyelids for the old man-ohh hello you.

Hello

Today I find myself very thankful; thankful for my family being my family and my friends for loving me even when I’m being me. These amazing collections of men and women have enriched my life it in so-many ways than I care to count and I can’t imagine a life without them. As of lately the expression better late than never has rang true to me; its amazing how we take certain people for granted and their love for us as given. You see last week my mother rang me and told me a distant cousin is coming to London and she gave him something for me….like all the other times, I just thought ohh well its probably gold set (how I hate them and I tell her everytime that its no use sending me gold set’s I wont wear them or have anywhere to wear them too) but I didn’t convey that thought to her, so we continued to chatter on about other stuff and laughed as usual. You see my mother is hilarious and her one lines are legendry to me. Anyhow, I had a feeling that it wasn’t what I think it is and started getting curious about the package in question. So I rang her again and asked what was it, and her response was-,ohh I finally re-arranged the carpet closet and I came across your old pink crocodile shoes, so I sent them to you. I nearly cried (who I’m I kidding there was some hiccups). You see when I was 7yrs old, my father got me a pink crocodile shoes and I loved them more than anything else. I wore them to every kidy function I was taken too and for safekeeping everynight I took them to my mother’s room. But one day I went to retrieve them and just couldn’t find them, ohh!! How I cried and screamed and accused the housemaid’s etc. My abo promised me to get another but they’werent the same. Years later for my mother to find them and to think to send them to me was something I couldn’t have imagined in million years. So they landed and I couldn’t wait to get my hands on them and when I did I nearly cried in front of this distant cousin. And in that moment I realised how much I love her, she’s everything I could ever wish for, and can’t imagine a life without her. And in the past few days something else happened I saw my mother not just as my mother, but a woman with her own stories to tell. So, IA 2010, I intend to spend more time with my mother and I'm thankful for having such wonderful, intelligent and inspirational woman that I can call my MOTHER in my life and I want to tell her that everyday for the next 365days. Happy New Year guys…..

In that case help yourself to this. http://www.themagicknickershop.co.uk/site/1642934/page/891666

Juxa- don’t tease me. A lord (takes a pause and imagines a life of being referred to as your grace…aaaaaaah) your soo cruel don’t do that to me. As for the pigeon shooting, I’ve already done that in Kent but haven’t evolved to fox hunting yet. My dear I’ve always loved the country- peace and quite and nice strolls…..mhh perfect escape if you ask. Hell if I had it my way; I would run all the away to the highlands and welcome the near year at Loch Lomond….(such a lovely lovely place- seriously after you climb that little mini mountain/hill and look throw the loch you cant help but be at peace.) ahh!! I must settle for what I can… Ahh my dear we wouldn’t want to shatter your image of me now would we? And I’m in complete agreement lets keep it that way. They said it’s going to freeze, so don’t forget to warm up tomorrow night. By the way were you watching it from?

Malika looooooooooooooool. Old man-Man boobs/ hips is soo becoming

Juxa- me natural high…woman i’m just excited about tomorrow. Come to think of it, I’ve been high on something lately; just don’t know what it is. Anywho, how can it be a blessing, woman life is out there (points her finger towards it Somali style) staying in doors is wasting it way. As for the no phones (I can understand that, but that doesn’t mean one cant leave ones phone home when gallivanting) no emails (how about facebook- I’m sure JB is dying for your up-dates- don’t keep the boi starved for long, have mercy) as for the face-face meeting with faraax’s ( I cant fault you on that one) But am still not convinced of its benefit. p.s my original NY plan was being dinned and wined in good company. But just got a text am now heading back to the country again. I must say my original original plan is not going too realised. Yes, I’m going to be tugged in a country manor, enjoying a nice cosy dinner by the fire whist wearing fuzzy slippers…I just can’t wait. What’s your plan. Mwaaaaaahhh @malika. Juxa- I just remembered I gave you a mac mac 3 pages down…and you didn’t even return the sentiment. How awful of you. JB- I don’t think Faheema’s jin will approve such shenanigans….

Camp JB vs camp Faheema…. Juxa- hello and what’s good about being home. The sun'll come out Tomorrow So ya gotta hang on 'Til tomorrow Come what may Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya Tomorrow! You're always A day A way!

Old man your missing the point. *Anyone who puts forward a list and declares the content as such is deluded in my books. p.s the following are worth a read also. <img src=" "]http://img.amazon.ca/images/I/41CNW5M0WNL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-7 6_AA240_SH20_OU15_.jpg" alt="" />

Me dirty minded....Wash your fingers with detol.

Morning people.... Juxa- mac mac, i know you loveeeee me!!! Faheema- look up, JB had the same dream about you, but this time he had a stronger bed and i don’t think he broke it. Naughty boi

Bless Ibti- you got to them young didn’t you? And what did you tell them by the way? P.s Sheikh Santa is soo much fun and a very loved by the kids in my family. Old man- No you don’t…and ibti can testify to the pining and crying I’ve done. p.s don’t be silly, I don’t cook anything, I just appear when its time to eat it. And I can safely say Turkey with stuffed pilau is yaaaamy!!!

wow!! Finally got you to talk to me and all it took was a muslimfied Santa and a turkey. I should have known. p.s why don’t you believe me…..is it the brats part?

We’ve muslimfied Santa in our household and the kids love him. He comes on Eid and Christmas. And yes, had a tree, presents under it and massive turkey. Good times. lol@ 11yr old