cynical lady

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  1. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool@I thought Ibti & Care were bounce-booties. Am i that wrong , or you wanted me to forego the basketball player and expose my smooth skin to the hazzards of "bikra" frictions? p.s i'm not BBQ meat.
  2. Cara- dont hate dear, its unbecoming. Lol@ somali Groupies.
  3. :rolleyes: and takes the sijui kitambulisho away from Malika. No no Ibti- Juxa is a married woman, worse a loved up, leg shackled and loving it kinda wife. She will never, I repeat never up and go without her husband’s express approval. Fat chance.
  4. Malika. SOL what...woman that was funny.com. Yes Miliyeneerka in shillings.
  5. lool@Mpendwa. wink wink nodge nodge.... Mac mac Juxa- warka so daa.
  6. The Wedding Test: I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,’ I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter... Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is: ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR.
  7. I am, I am. acha tu nta anza kuimba mwimbo wataifa sasa hivi. Since were sharing silly stories….. An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincenzo, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me. Love, Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Papa, I would help if I could but please do not dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local police arrived with picks and shovels and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie
  8. looooooooooooooooool@Malika. Heehehe good one. Hello Chu, Cara and mpendwa.
  9. Blessed- they’ve all gone to the Somali job fair.
  10. Why should I when you’ve done a brilliant job already?.....You’ve already declared that I’m not Somali but from Tanzania, thus answered your own question.
  11. Glad to know you’ve answered your own question.
  12. Thats not a sijui. I refuse to believe a sijui of that like is out there... Ohh no!!!
  13. You just had to didnt you@Ibti. Couldnt help yourself. Max- Incl what?
  14. LOOOOOOOOOL@Ibti..Glad to see you understand. Sijui's are not somali's
  15. 4 lovely's MHHHH explain yourself Ibti. Morning Guys.
  16. On his Twitter page, Nick Griffin MEP has said "While the Haiti earthquake is terrible, the winter death toll in Britain will be similar. No aid here though" http://twitter.com/nickgriffinmep
  17. What happend to the cake loving crew?
  18. *Waiting for Juxa's response p.s dont fgt to add the dude on the dating show.