Ohh come on...your all at it now.

For what?

Morning people.... Horrid weather and its only Tuesday.... p.s Juxa and Jb please stop writing Somali, it’s unfair and unnecessary.

Hello JB and Juxa.... What a weekend it was. Perfect weather. To finish it all up got tangled with Spaniard celebrating in the wee hours of the night @ Trafalgar Sq.....i now have no voice, exhausted, but full of caffeine and wish i was in Spain.

Hello Lily and happy Friday..... Old man-likewise mere jaan. Likewise. Juxa is hating on our luff. Any plans for the weekend people?

Lol. Juxa-ist the whole thing a massive oversized maxi dress anyway? Old man-belt? Juxa- just wear it with a simple gogaraad and ure good to go.

Lol why not? I look fetching in one, I will have you know. I mean there such a waste of investment (one time wonders) so, every summer I dust mine off the kabati and turn them into my very own maxi dresses, especially in hot days. Diraac is soo liberating in a hot summer day. p.s i dare you to wear ures. p.s.s. Thats soo true and don’t jealous me @Old man

Hello Juxa... I’m wearing diraac to work today and it’s amazing.

Hello people.... There is something different about this summer that I can’t put my fingers on. It’s not the amount of segsi men in shorts trotting about/playing football in the park with just shorts (but one must pay homage to that sight nonetheless) Ohh no, or the amount of outdoorsy parties taking place and it’s not the amazing sale, or the sunshine for that matter. It’s something in the air...don’t know what yet, but hi am loven it loven it....So hello July and hello weekend. Again It’ time to Party like its 1999. I hate the world today You're so good to me I know that I can't change I tried to tell you but you look at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath; innocent and sweet Yesterday I cried; Must've been relief to see the softer side I can undertsand how you'd be so confused I don't envy you; I'm a little bit of everything all roled into one Chorus I'm a ***** I'm a Lover I'm a child I'm a Mother I'm a sinner I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell I'm your dream I'm nothing in between you know you wouldn't want it any other way So take me as I am This might mean you'll have to be a stronger man Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous I'm going to extremes; Tomorrow I will change And today won't mean a thing Chorus Musical Break Just when you think, you got me figured out The season's already changin' I think it's cool; you do what you do And don't try to save me Chorus I'm a *****, I'm a tease I'm a goddess of my knees When you hurt; when you suffer I'm your angel undercover I'm enough; I'm revived Can't say I'm not alive You know I wouldn't want it any other way ooooooooooooooooooo

Why? But that sounds horrid. p.s when is Ramadan (likely date?)

Morning Ladies. Happy Independence Day; are the UK folks doing something to mark the day?

Ohh come on Ibti- His daughter will never do a silly thing like that. As for the topic-please do tell, what kind a job is unmovable? Second, no man is worth sacrificing your life for. If so, then it has to me a mutual sacrifice, this time its you next time its him; and you hold on to that bargain for the day he has to sacrifice and follow you. But as noted above the decision is yours and yours to bare, no one can advice or guide you through that one. And should shit hit the fan, well....you can always hold on to the memory of what if? Giving it all up for a men is such a noble cause, and one that women folk have been fulfilling for centuries. But i wonder, must it always be a one way street? What if it’s the woman who has the better job than the man, and her career is on the up take and not his. Would a Somali man pack up and follow his wife?

ello ello people.

Enough lazying abt. seeya people, i now need to save my Cents. Norf- heheheheheh. tsk tsk

Prosperity to all....is the finishing sentence. Hear hear hear to that. Old man- i know i know- but its now from the horses mouth.

AAh nawe, si unayo passport, twende tuka tetemeshe mji. Wenge wana taka maju tuna uza nafasi zetu, uku tukila maraha. Wasimaji?

VAT TO RISE BY 20% BY 4TH Jan 2011..................................................................................IS ANYONE WATCHING THE LIVE EMERGENCY BUDGET. On Council Tax- we’ve made a deal with Local Council- if they can keep their cost low, then will freeze council tax for a year. P.S i feel so sorry for David Cam- his just right behind Osborne, his view is that man **** How unfortunate indeed.

Our future, our country's economic stability foundation must come from the private sector. I want to see “open for business” sign up on business industries. Cuts cuts .....and yes cut on corporation tax. God bless George Osborne, god bless the Conservative Gov Ohh yes-an end to freeloading- £1.8 Billion cut on Housing benefits. What will ever happen to Somali families who are currently enjoying this?

Kuku kwa mrija eeh!! Mambo yako si mabaya kabisa. Nasi tuko poa tu, tuna pambana na maisha tu, siku hizo hizo, maisha hayo hayo. Yani nchi naichoka siku hizi, unafanya kazi kama punda lakini wapi maisha sefuri. Nataka nikimbia unasimaji tukimbie kwetu ama?

Thang you Ibzy dissy...How are you still being stalked by rich arab men?

Deleted-Thanag you. Malika-mpendwa mac mac kor iyo sideways. Za hali, za maisha? Leta story? Val- she has that right, but it’s the constant usage of women as a bad example to elaborate on her points that i have a problem with. The woman is doing a disservice to the women folk: “For example I find it bizarre that mothers need to shop for the beds their daughters or sons will spend their wedding nights in. It is not an obligation, and if mothers insist,tell them it's a private matter”. Qst whats wrong with a mother wanting to shop for a bed for her own children? More importantly how many mothers do you know that do that? A fig perhaps? Mhh!! “Sometimes mothers forget religion and try to compete with other mothers to prepare their daughters' lavish weddings.” Like OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS....wanting a lavish wedding is an exclusive women thing and how is this even a problem escapes me... Are you freaking kidding me.....?? As for the i have issues and i need to get my head off the sand....woman please!!! You’re the doolally one.

Wcs wr wb. With that out of the way....Are you serious? Is it an advice to Muslims or framed as such to problematize women/mothers? Out of your 15 silly advices, 6 of them solely refer to the female sex, which leads me to question the sincerity of your so called advices. Next time if you have nothing positive to say about women, do us a favour and say nothing or keep them to yourself.

shuuush shuuush shuuush.....Ohh no you didnt

But old man; am conservative throw and throw and don’t you remember my prediction? And indeed it has come to light. We won. Gutted it’s a coalition; since were now saddled with the never have been/or would have been but fear not it’s a fixed term parliament......so buckle up and lets welcome austerity, after all its the Emergency Budget time.....CUTS CUTS CUTS CUTS. Juxa baal usheeg Hay haay old man, kya pyaar hai mujse paar,kuda si maanglo jise nazar na aye (Is feeling rather very awkward now) ye pyaar hai old man sach!!

Is this another test old man?