Ohh stop it old man, I’m now very shy...

Hello people. *must start my pre-Ramadan cleansing process. Starting with that bloody coffee, this time round i don’t want madaax xaanun.

Mpenzi, you can say that again. Its soo annoying. How did you get it out. I still cant, i hear him on my head. Go compareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Grrrr hahahahahahahahaha@old man, bloody hell you made lol like a maniac in a very quite place. Hahahahah. p.s mere jaan that’s a fabulous idea, but i don’t want you to marry me, after all we still have that 2 hours wedding licence from Iran/mullah on speed dial. Our relationship must be fluid, and she who must be obeyed, must be obeyed. But this fragile woman with millions is a game, just rub her feathers the right way and all shall be well.

hahahahah@mere jaaan dont be like that, i woof you. Money is nothing but a paper.

Well ofcourse if she is going to hand over some of that money. After all no such thing as free. p.s does it matter how she recieved it, she did. If she is smart, life can only get better. As they say fuluus is a source of happiness. Now tell her to enjoy.

Ohh Juxa, exercise some sympathy please. Stroke my shaarbo aah. eeh eeeh Woman i have none despite what you heard. Seriously that’s so annoying and i also have the image of that horrid looking thing trotting about whilst singing that song. Grrrrrrrrrr!!! Anyhow, don’t keep me in suspense who is this individual and can i find their picture and detail on the SUN? Ohh, well can’t you pull a half time migraine? It takes alot of acting skills, but one that guarantees getting of work early. Maybe i shouldn’t write this, god only knows what it implies.

What Juxa? 10. What million? Bloody lucky bastarrrrd. Hello to you both. So, what’s happening p.s Go compare song is in my head. I feel like crying. Its torture, really.

Morning peopl.

haa?? Anyhow old watch this. Juxa aff somaliga naga da

old man care to butcher that?

Looking at the room, I can tell that you. Are the most beautiful girl in the...room. (In the whole wide room). And when you're on the street, depending on the street. I bet you are definitely in the top three. Good lookin' girls on the street. (Depending on the streets). And when I saw you at my mate's place. I thought...what, is she, doing...at my mate's place. How did he get a hottie like that to a party like this? Good one, Dave. (Ooh, you're a legend, Dave). I asked Dave if he's going to move on you. He's not sure. I said "Dave, do you mind if I do?" He says he doesn't mind. But I can tell he kind of minds. But I'm going to do it anyway. I see you standing all alone by the stereo. I dim the lights down to very low, here we go You're so beautiful. You could be a waitress. You're so beautiful. You could be a air hostess in the 60s. You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model. But then I seal the deal, I do my moves. I do my dance moves. Lets travel through, just me and you. As other dudes around you on the dance floor. I draw you near, lets get out of here. Lets get in a cab. I'll buy you a kabab. I can't believe. I'm sharing a kabob. With the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kabab. Oh, why don't we leave? Lets go to my house. We can feel each other up on the couch. Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow. Cause you're so beautiful... Like a tree. Or a high class prostitute. You're so beautiful. You could be a part time model. But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job. A part time model. Spend part of your time modeling. And part of your time next to me. My place is usually a bit tidier than this

Qarweysaa? The weekend you know satuurday and soonday. As for the freedom, well to do whatever you want with your time, meaning having a blast. Hello to you to...so how was your cake eating session last night?

It’s finally here. The weekend is here....if it all goes well, then 8hrs before freedom. Hello people

For the babe talk nooh!!! wink wink...ok i better slow down on the red bull.

Nahiiiiii Nahiiii me no somali beoble nahiiiii

Maaalaaaayaacniiiiii ohh that sounds so cool. I don’t know what it means nor care. What a cool word ma-la-ya-cn-i. Thanag you Juxa. Old man- time and place.

hahahahahah@Juxa. What happened to your romantic bone? Coz that’s borderline violence.

Old man- are you with JB when it comes to WC? Val that’s sounds like fun and scary at the same time. C&H- heheheheh you must be joking. The sun better come out for the weekend.

mhhh mhhh mhhh you have no idea Juxa And Wimbledon is over, so no more Nadal. It’s a bit bleak. So what’s popping (channelling Rudy today) p.s Old man, old man.... hehe@ JB wink wink.

Tsamina mina eh eh Waka Waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa ello ello people, gosh i miss the world cup with its fit half naked men.... Juxa i think i need that class. JB- lucky you. Today is the last working day? Norf- coffee, lots of it.

You must be a dude.

Woke up to a terrible nightmare that i can’t seem to shake it off and its 9.15am. Bloody hell, everytime i got close to my mate’s children they somehow died under my care. What a horrid dream. Morning people Terrible Wednesday so far. 2days to go...the weather better improves. Mpenzi- can you please, it looks amazing. Seriously I’ve already started saving for my big corrective surgery. So if you’re offering one for free am game.

Hello Ladies. Malika(Mpendwa, za hali?) p.s that sounds like something i would pay for.

WCS ibti- how ist going. Planning to drill ure elko?

Maad-No A&T-when u we're not looking.