cynical lady

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  1. Unkwenda wapi. Ohh am so green. Ahhh am heart broken now. let me go and find my lunch, thank you Malika. Nuune stop talking about me yarow.
  2. Mac mac kor iyo sideways@Mpenzi. Za holiday? JB- change of what? who gives a toss anyway. Wa same shit, diff musquul. Whats happening walayal. Anyone seen Juxa?
  3. Feeling the change? Hello people.
  4. Typical nerd. Off, have a good weknd people.....
  5. Bloody hell. Working tomorrow and other taxing thoughts. Bloody hell Juxa are you going to squeeze resting in there and catching up with your shadow? Probably doing a lot to keep my thoughts occupied elsewhere. Starting tonight, dinner and dancing, tomorrow having breakfast with friends in St James, then continue the day by checking out the sale and yah more outings. p.s planning to squeeze in as much as outing as i can before Ramadan. Hello Choc....No he wont make an honest woman out of me. Despite my countless effort to get him drugged and married alas i have failed. But i have one more trick under my bag. Old man i think i am cyber pregnant. We gona have a baby!! (lets see if the old trick in history works)
  6. A Somali migrant in Italy survives grim conditions to send money home to her four children in Mogadishu. A glimpse into the realities of life in Europe for thousands of migrants, the challenges they face, and the future they seek. AL Jazeera English. http://www.eritrea-chat.com/african-refugee-woman-in-italy-witness-shukri-a-new-life/
  7. Actually i’ve developed a soft spot for nerds. Mhh!! With that in mind, let me call Pande-ji, so Cawaale handover your CV. Ohh Juxa, you’re so kind. On my way. p.s the old man is my own little secrets and him looking for mine will just complicate the delicate relation we have going. p.s.s any big plans for the weeknd?
  8. Ohh boohooo hoo Cawaale. Just get us some cake and tea and all shall be well. Its worse than deleting files. Anyhow panic is over. I just wont think about it and stuff myself with Cake. Lots and lots if choc cake.
  9. I think i should walk away from my computer.
  10. *Juxa and Cawaale find CL on the pavement with waterworks for tears and her shoes on her hand. Completely unlike her. OMG OMG OMG OMG Its freaking harmful, and the sheer impact of what I’ve just done just hit me. Hence the unimaginable panic attack and i have to wait until Monday to see what the ramification might be. Ohh the torture, it’s going to be a very long long weekend. No fun whatsoever. *i need chocolate cake tea.....
  11. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! Sheer panic has settled in. I’ve done something i can’t undo and have no idea whether/control over the outcome that might befall me. *experiencing a state of panic that i’ve never felt before. And i hate the feeling. Omg omg omg aaaaaah!!!>>>>goes off screaming
  12. Wala-Mpenzi thats tam tamu. Norf does it have sugar coating?
  13. What did CL say nooh to? Morning people......Thank god its Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
  14. JB since i saw that xaar, i’ve given up on you. You’z mental yaroow. Norf- that’s true. Olive oil works wonders for the skin. But not when going outside hahahahaha@?drink olive oil like water. looooooooooool
  15. tsk tsk so i'm among the crazy...Hello and wlc.
  16. I think i have man flu. Hello people.
  17. Blayao ku $%%%% so, am the stupirad and Juxa is the smart one? That may be true lakiin dam you, you insufferable man Juxa I want a settlement for that..Defend me woman. Hello mpenzi.. Za hali?
  18. <June 2010 graduate from Juxa school of aff somali. I so do, but i think i’ve just confused it with ciir.
  19. £50 ma waax aah? i told you to find me a rich kusband with £££ xafiska lakiin. But you fail me efry time.
  20. ohh ok then. Me take it back...Now share the fuluus woman. Greedy bugger. What do you mean its boring?
  21. Yaaaay baby beep beep.. 2hrs to go before i rush out and get ready for night @the Proms. p.s younger days aah. Naya am not a dhocil you know.
  22. Hello Juxa. So whats the cut? P.S Thank you btw. I was trying this new shukansi style and you’ve just ruined it.grr
  23. vat car old man? Stop teasing me...
  24. Ohh nooh old man, like ze hedgehog. Me shy.