cynical lady

Nomads
  • Content Count

    4,446
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by cynical lady

  1. "Depends on your age...embryos are not forever you know. " was this meant to go somewhere else
  2. so ibti are u saying it was not u that i so on the somali speed dating that took place in wembley with ure gogaraad with holes. i dont meet strangers kulaha
  3. alaa beenta insurance kulaha yaree i am sure ure abt to exp soon but dont worry super xalimo will help u and wlc u to the spinster lodge. i am sure u will fit in becoz they are bunch of fattiez who where to greedy to share their mid afternoon snacks with other ppl. u see sharing is good 4 u in the long run
  4. naah i dont want to shit where i eat since i dont want to see them ever again after i dump them so i have this rule of dating ppl that no one knws hence shit wont hit the ruff if u get my meaning. how abt u, any saucy dates u care to share with uz
  5. ohh plz like i can i say its the balance factor his thin and fat we balance each other now come on if we are both thin thats just wrong, anyway i dont care if a somali man does not want me am sure the BIG WOMAN CONSTEST WILL MAKE ME HAPPY, but u yaree u need a somali faraax so stop eating them or else ure grave is going to ingraved with " RETURND UNOPEND" now HOW SAD IS THAT.
  6. sheeko walaan means sister aah yes faraaxin are brad pitt then.
  7. yaree lisen those choc stuff are not good for them child bearing hips i say pass them to me DO U UNDERSTAND. dam my tea sucks
  8. ohhh my days i need tea right abt now want some yaree. ps am offended u called me mad do say sorry or else am gona ..... let me have tea while i think abt that.
  9. yah but no but yah but its crap!!! ps i am pic u saying that in negerian accent now i dont knw y hahahahahahah
  10. ohh shid i really thought it meant fierce shidh y should i blive u anywho ibti u have worse jajaab somali than me looool
  11. ameen i did not mean no offence dee i just thought uz a woman.
  12. ibti lol am not a coward am just fulley cali banjaar there is a diff u knw lol horta wht job is dev talking abt i did not sign up to be slaved out with no remuneration here.
  13. is ameen a bloke then i thought its a female lol omg DEV darling i did not do anything am innocent i swear on my dacas its ibtis fault.
  14. lol ibti maybe its for the ones who have husbands and want some saucy night in, so they invest in gogarad with holes lol. hahahaha bless the hodrats maybe its meant for them u never knw. :rolleyes:
  15. lier lier ure gogaraad is on fire alaa u just wait am going to use tears plus the fact am disabled surely they will say ibti naa iska xishood how can u state lies towards maskinada!!! and i shall do the stewie laugh while they bet u to a pulp.
  16. hahahah denial my ***. To Ibti parents the above post has been initiated by ure daughter here, although she claims no responsibility but i do hope u can see throw here lies. PS i had no involment whtso'ever am an innocent party here and a victim of circumstances. your sincerely cynical lady
  17. nothing is wrong with me i blame ibti!!!
  18. i bit mine has better perks than ures? ps omg we have managed to turn this topic into something else lol
  19. lol come one ibti u want me to get u a job at my fetility clinic as an inspiration u knw u want to dont worry abt wht somaliz will say :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
  20. lovely pic aah gal i dont knw aht ure on abt coz i vomited :rolleyes:
  21. lol i stand there and give them evils but thats only when the manager is not looking am the life size inspiration u see.
  22. NO it waz his shaft and other stuff talk wht kinda crap is that to state at this hr. VILE MAN if i could shot him now i would i am £3.50 poor now coz of him.
  23. i work as sperm colletor for the fetility clinic.
  24. ibti lol u just can accept the fact i knw more somali than u lol have a kit kat gosh monday is pain in the ***!!!