what are u trying 2 say i assure u am doing work am just so bloody good at multi tasking thats all (i hear woman are good at that and i guess me and u are perfect eg of that hi HI ) ps i was chatting up 2 a rival company abt possible move.... and flirting along the way ... BLESS HIM AM GETTING THE EVILS NOW!!!!

no one is here 2 annoy thats the problem dam i just got cought doing something i should not be doing in the office darn darn darn... ps i think people are watching uz in silence mhh thats mighty coward of them dont u think?

yaree please i live in london also. mhhh change of topic now this one is starting 2 bore me although i enjoyed making u lol ps any ideas?

ibti darling pretending ure iron woman for SOL users is sad, just admit it u cry when u see loved up people coz u wish it was u,( dont worry u will be pretty oneday) salman name is a manz name, and yes PT bf is not wam bam goodbye case i mean since i dont want a full time bf u only use and abuse when u need and the rest of year u enjoy ure blissful life. ps the barbie pj is ures under ure bed not mine daaah, stick with me yaree u might learn a thing or 2 u knw like how to make bariis with the rice maker lolv LOL

ibti lol let me teach u some stuff BOI=boy woshy woshy= cudlez, kisses etc salman khan= ure future indian husbands name sad pj= that barbie pajamas u have under the bed part time bf = well one u meet up seasonly ie on big holidays only and the odd night outs anything else u would like me to teach u?

ohh bless u dont worry hun i wont tell people that me and u where watching a bollywood movie 2gether last sunday and u cried when the gal got the boi , did the woshy woshy stuff and u letter made me promise that i will go with u to the indian wedding Bureau to look for ure salman khan... dont worry ure secrt is safe with me i shall take it to my grave.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bushmail.html someone just sent me that made me lol walee check it out

miskeen ahaa woman leave me alone am gona be wearing my sad PJ and a buckett of my 2 fav man BEN& JERRY and make sure am geard up for desp housewife to come one.... OHH LORD let me start crying now ( thinking abt what crying noise i can make) mabaaah mabaaah ps am gona start looking for a part time BF now for me would u like one ibti i am sure u do cats as life companions are not that good u knw.

dreaming abt a farax aah woman how did u knw i was just dreaming abt how am going 2 seduce someone 2morrow.LOL ps i was on a bloody pav'ment u silly cow

:rolleyes: lier lier ure gogaraad on fireeeee! p.s ohh my i went outside for a coffee i nearly got knocked over by this cyclist and i was on a pav,i so the white tunnel+ my life in a nutshell ibti hahahahahah

lol yes i fgt uz a baby hater and u can survive without a man hence y ure fav song is "all by myself" and ure fav movie is bridget jones diary yes yes DEAR. p.S my head is fine thank u very much!

" am sure cl is infected!! looks like jamaican boi virus!! ):" ohh bless the irony now a deformed man attemp to slander me ( yaaaawnz)

i beg ure pardon i am sure if i pop those kids on 1yr gaps i can get all 5 and more should i choose to. No where ist writen its haraam ohh that was my other safety net.....(attemp to cry a river now) sick plan aah ure just gutted at the idea u dont have a back up plan wen i do ...... dont worry darling am sure jacl will take u on as back up buddy buddy.... loooool ps i am waiting for the indian lunch delivery guy where the hell is he am famished

excuse me but i dont want to adopt i want my own kids, hence on and may i ask y ist to late to have 5kids? ps so ist haraam then?

ohh ibti u do remaind me of me ohh but now am wiser i assure u, i just realised my mum will cast me out should i visit the sperm clinic for a dose to get my perfect 5kids, so inorder to get that one has to get married u its a matter of survival now. ps i dont knw the standing on islam inregards to IVF treatment? ist haraam? if not believe me that will be a fab news for me and quote me some quran also i need to use that as a tool to show my mum its oky to have kids without a husband.

OMG I SEE A NOVIS NOW, ibti its a mutual understanding now y do u have a borobalem with that? y would i want a doormat this man i dont want them now or want to marry them there simply a back up plan should i find myself unattached at the age of 30, so is there case they bona fide bachelors with high standards so, should we both fail 2 locate our future spouses we will marry each other. SImple.

lol honey i knw that also hahahah now come on the rules of back up plans are simple if we fail to find anyone good enough then u shall be my 1 choice or 2 etc and i knw they are on a look out. SAFETY NET HUN

ohh ibti it i knw it pains u 2 utter those words, but honey u dont have 2 be a firm believer of "if u love someone let them go and if they come back 2 u it was meant 2 be and if not it was never" thats just a cliche.I knw u want him now go and do ure thing. ps i have 2people already as a back up plan darling am tired of them am on a look out for the number one post holder now.

EXCUSE U...... COOK WHAT FOR WHO YAREE THATS URE MAN. Y dont u cook him soor

ohh please i hate those people and i assure u, am such a rude person i have tendency to hang up while they speak. ALL THAT WOSHY WOSHY STUFF MAKES ME WANA PUKE!

lol hell no, y would i be in comp after work beeps me. ps staying awake for a man? now come on dont be insulting .

lol ibti good morning 2 u 2.

dont flatter ureself

mhh i will not justify that with an answer.

i beg ure pardon!