cynical lady

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  1. ibti dont make me start crying the worse person was this nigerian guy last year in uni... i could not belive the audacity how could he possibly woke up in the morning and thought 2 himself i have a chance with that gal let me go and get her a gift and wish her vday i wanted grrrrr i nearly took my shoes and did the somali thing and bet the shidh out of him with it. worse gift was a primark flowers and the tag was still on them.
  2. cx she is just gutted u did not wish her dee dont cry ibti he will soon.
  3. what do u mean what abt me bloody hell boi am a pensioner give up on me and anyway i have face only a blind mother could possibly love... am hopelessly ugly ps ibti guess what it was the ugly guy who sent me the flowers and the mesg ewwwww am abt to cry all my dreams of it turning out to be the sexy man was dashed on sight ...... (crying a river now)
  4. yes yes big plans indeed for 2day i am full geard up for the big night out....
  5. who said abt make up i was talking abt ure porn collection habbit.. captain y dont u wish me happy vday also how so rude of u. jb did u buy the manz make up also @ boots bless u dont worry hun just make sure u have xaajii yusuf xalwad in red box with silk ribonz ready for ibti then she will let all hell break lose on u.... maybe ure bday will be sonner than u think.
  6. captain usheeg baal this gal uses layers and layers and she has the nervz to say i hate make up. HAAA pigs can fly ps yes its u i knw u make quick get aways to ann summers on daily basis dont act all innocent on me now. happy vday@captain
  7. i dont knw how, so how should i take it off again.
  8. ibti so ure are saying u watch porn shame on u yaree.... and yes i am ugly i admit it i have no shame on that but with the power of make up i have managed to reduce its maximum impact.
  9. jacl y dont u get ibti something special i assure u if u get her this http://www.agentprovocateur.com/frida.php ps i hope i dont get band for this ohhhh( for not so brave hearted ppl pls dont look) ps i just so the clip of the fine goods ohhh lalalalalalalalal
  10. nasty aah please i dont think ppl tend to get sued for such expansion of knowl'dge u knw and i do wana see him in action he is one fine goods... as for the it could get better will darling i am sure it well i so jacl writing something on a card for u and his abt to dispatch xaaji yusuf halwad for u... HAPPYvday. PS y am i heartless i just dont think 2 ugly ppl getting 2gether is good 4 humanity. :rolleyes:
  11. hahahahahah@ computer says NO i love it when he does that hahahahahahahah u made me lol now .... well i wana knw dee i hate the coward way out am just hoping its not the ugly guy mhhh so how is ure vday ibti? ps yes i wana see it coz i have an idea who it is and i most diff wana see him in action dee.
  12. come one now dont be fisty ibti u knw i love u and happy vday 2 u 2.... (mhh i have roses on my desk already and a note now with no name bloody hell this is annoying indeed) as for handing me on platter for jacl yaree how can a 50yrs get on with a 20yrs old shame on u for attempting 2 hook up a pensioner.... morning 2 u all.... ps a sex tape is moving around the office 2 day i cant wait 2 see it mhhhhhhh someone in the office has been doing someone and guess where in the photocopy room ,,,,,,
  13. its sad story indeed all in the name of better life.. ps did u see the news abt the rival somali youth gangs in north london who stabbed a somali boy? y dont get this some people are dying for a chance to have a better life and are trying to live somali, some are fortunate enough to be here and they form gangs and start killing each other.
  14. ohh someone left a note and red rose on my desk saying happy Vday with no name just xxx snif snif now am on quest to find out who it was.... RED SHOES RED SCARF RED Bag i love this day ... HAPPY VDAY 2 ALL THE SINGLE LADIES this is a toast to all u beautiful ladies out there who are fotunate to be single .. and a note of commiseration to the man who where fortunate to have us, the losers who had us and lost us and the very lucky *******s who will still meet us!!!!
  15. :rolleyes: at ibti and khl mhhh i see love blooming here!
  16. I BEG URE PARDON I RESENT THAT FACT THAT U SAID I HAVE AN EXP DATE ATTACHED ON ME HOW DARE U.....Oh Do not attack me with your exp date its always too slow for me since i took the prec of saving my eggs in a fertility clinic so I cannot be dictated to by such matters now thank u very much. ps ure so true abt ibti yes she was not lucky in finding a husband in urub so now she is casting her net as wide as somalia with main attraction being her basaboor that would surely land her a bona fide faraax...
  17. ohh i made th poor gal run ... what do u mean 2 direct thats was very simple qs u knw... so what abt u yaree dee ans the bloody qs i dont have all day just 15min left now bef i dash @ bar
  18. 2morrow 2morrow i love u 2morrow ohh i cant wait for my mini break get-away 2 agent provocateur!
  19. CC what do u want out of life? what makes u tick? would u consider a part time BF? or would u ever visit a sperm bank to collect something for IVF treatment?
  20. mhh just expensive demands u see... anywho what abt u wht makes u tick?
  21. thats awful serious qs dont u think? money money money thats the only thing that drives me am mercenary throw and throw. i choose job interms of money inshallah i will make it and marry it so there u go. well am going bk 2 uni in sep to do masters so in terms of future i see me in Geneva inshallah. how abt u dam did i just talk abt me.... mhh
  22. It is a sperm bank company dee... sales and marketing woman please dont insult the ppl who do those jobs by adding me on their list. am moving up market now to harley street sperm bank company this one caters for the rich who want good quality stuff. u seee i never lie