crying so much ohh ibti pass me another buckett this is finished so what u gona do for me abt those man surely u wont let them get away with such manners now and what they did 2 me?

<<<<<<crying a river now come on... i wana hire some ppl to bash the daylight out of that macawis guy? any ideas ohh poor me .... ohh the ice cream is finished do u have anyother hard stuff?

mimi ni wa bongo bob

well ibti imagine after i invested on red matalan dress and tesco shoes and scarf from asda i turn up at the restu looking drop dead sexy... i see a man with macawis outside the door.... i was mortified i could not believe such a person will have the audacity 2 show up in public in such oputfit and then he turnd on my poor john and just lashed at him poor bloke he pulled a runner right there....( screaming u black ppl are krasy) so i then made the mistake of accepting this captain guy proposition of going to dinner with him in the same rest since we already had a reservation. well.... he then gave me my present .... which was £1.50 tesco plastic roses... shocked i was.. he procedeed with bucket of otqac ( somali meat in buckett full of oil) then i made the mistake of assuming he will pay for it so i orderd starters main meal and desert.... at my dismay he was just drinking tab waters.... i asked he goes am on a diet ... i should have been worried then but i thought surely i mean surely he will pay.... then he goes to me i am gona go to the luu... 2hrs latter no he was not anywhere in sight... the manager came asking me to pay up.... i was like well he is gona come bk and pay .. he looked at me and told me no darling ure dude left 2hrs ago so please pay up... so i gave my card ... mhh it got rejected my credit card rejected my sis and bros card mhh rejected... so i consulted my rojabeto for any hidden cash to my dismay i found only £30 so to pay up i was forced into hard labour all night of washing up the dishes and cleaning the floor.... ps am in agony i could not believe captain did that 2 me pas me the ice cream please

wht hargab u silly man? such big lier i can see ure kastumo on fire from here also just say the truth

captain omg how dare u even say the flowers u got from primark was expensive bloody hell u even left the price tag on it and it was £1.50 yes the rest was not cheap but u ran bef the bill came now how chivalrousis of u. bloody cheap skt i spent the whole night washing dishes coz i could not afford the payment i got home the wee hrs of the morning with pain in places i dont knw existed.

captain beenta daa u knw what u did last night and it was not jacl who gave me the flu he infact got me the taxi home when u pulled a runner after the bill came..... stingy faraxx waxiid

well i had the most awful night ever ibti get the tea ready and the comfort food coz this bois ruind my night..

please i own only 2 dirac anyway ( i dont like mali weddings mhh wedding season is luming on us anyway now)anywho i just make a point of visiting my aqwaan edos who have sunduuqs of dirac at their disposalz so save £50 on that. so do go on ibti do tell a wee bit deen

Dont be silly kulaha, and what do u spend on ure hard earnd cash on then?

ibti make haste dee... ps am dreaming a marc jacbz bag ohh how the hell am i gona justify £850 on a bag ohh lord help me... hell i might just join those websites where u pay monthly subscr fee and u get to take new season bags for month from channel to cloe ect all at minimum price of £50 a month.

cup of tea always does the trick mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well hope ure enjoying ures ibti i sure am. khalaf mhhh am every topic has a place, time, and the ppl u talk with... jb make ure own tea... ps y do ppl call u on priv number while u at work?

ohh bly me time for cup of tea anyone wants some? ibti darling i could care less what anyone thinks so i am not boverd face boverd? am not boverd....

hahhahahahaahha@hunguri was that me in a nutshell? khalaf me and ibti and jb like to kill of time and i joke alot so i dont have time to be serious walalo so if u want someone 2 share that serious side of ures i assure u there plenty in here but for me i bow out on that. ps i dont knw if ure a decent guy or not thats none of my business i assure u, but i never brought ure decency into qs no did i?

ohh take a chill pill@khalaf Jb where do u want me 2 start?

lol JB hahahah

mapenzi ya ajabu hayo ji chunge basi leo uasio utajikuta una funga ndo ya mkeka leo.

kichekesho lol hahahahahaha stoic mahaba hayo yako kwenye cinema za kidosi tu wasonjo wote leo ni kama siku zengeni, laki ji wewe una fanya nini leo na mpenzi wako umepeka maharagi na pilau au una vizia delivery?

stoic lol mahaba makubwa hayo

mhh since its on reservation and its fully booked and i have never seen a mali dude on those area am not worried i knw the ones who will venture out will make it as far as bayswater or edg'road.

where u going?

lol its an indian restaurant in Knightsbridge.

well am going 2 chezan 2night

and the lucky *******s who will have us indeed

so ibti how abt u what did u get and from who come on ure guts out please.... captain i knw ibti is such a coward she does things on the low low and pretends she is miss 2goody 2 shoes... when i knw she is a regular @shoreditch central how so coy and captain she likes it ruff and i dont want to temp her with my dacas dee..