hahahahahhah i should talk 2 myself and spend more time with myself is wht advice ure crap cal is giving me now i knw that is a lie i spend alot of time with myslf dee lol hahahahahah

well i think a relationship with myself should be the best one of all and i should have got 100% but ure crap test sayz i have 1% thats shidh calc

jacl am sick in the head, i tried everyone and its kida ****** becoz cynical lady and cynical lady i get 1% thats ****** test

cynical lady mussolini 63 % Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between cynical lady and mussolini has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other. hahahahahah omg let me cont listening to greenday this is becoming addictive mhhh

cynical lady michael jackson 75 % Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between cynical lady and michael jackson has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc. hahahahah

i hate this love calc now :mad:

10min to freedom!! cant wait

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mhh ibti come on now i knw u will join me when the day comes lift, ure just acting up now u dont want ppl to knw ure active supporter of going under the knife... nip and tuck baby is the future... alliyah darling i knw now am on guard i have my rape alarm just in case in my pocket u see :rolleyes: yes i do agree he was funny man. CC, darling it gets worse with age, i just get depressed and all i wana do is stay home and watch sloppy movies and switch off my phone, others well they take Ben& Jerry buckett to there rooms... so everyone has diff solu 2 this unruly borobalem.

DID u KNW! 1) One-fourth of the world's population lives on less than $200 a year. 2)TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard. 3)Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words. 4)Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world. 5)The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. 6)The continents names all end with the same letter with which they start 7)A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can. 8)Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile; so if you ever find yourself chased by one, run in a zigzag line. You'll lose him or her every time. 9)Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. 10)A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer 11)An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain 12)The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children 13)A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. 14)Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch as Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. 15)the word "panic" draws its origns from the greek god pan 16) did u know all the planets name apart from earth are named after the greek gods 17)If you fart constantly for 6 years, 9 months and 23 days you would produce enough gas to explode an atomic bomb. 18)The shortest war in history was between England and Zanzibar in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. 19)Charlie Chaplin once came third in a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like competition 20)If you shouted for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Dont hesitate to add few of ure own cio

people like u eat them :rolleyes: and i shall sue u for such character assassination u knw Yes dear there such a thing as growing old gracefully, face lift, injecting baby fat in some places if Cher can do it so can i BABY looool

naah dont get big headed now come down 2 motherland, following my *** kulaha. ps am not fulleyadh, when she comes i will just offer her xaaji yusuf xalwaad no woman in PMS can say no 2 that surely?

LOL IBTI who said i will age gracefully, anywho i just cant wait to get old and grumppy and use those old people automobile there so funny i will terrorize the people in the pavements. lol

"shiid i just realised this topic has been hijacked! One women with PMS is going to have your *** CL! I keep telling you to stop hijacking threads. I'm stop hanging out with you! " i just realised that while bk and i could not stop myself saying it was ibti who lead me into this road so its simple should she get angry i say BLAME IBTI SHE MADE ME STRAY! SORRY 2 THE WOMAN WITH PMS I SHARE U PAIN, DONT HATE ME OR GET ANGRY ITS MY CYCLES U SEE THEY MAKE ME DO CRAZY THINGS LIKE FOLLOWING IBTI.

ibti how did u knw i did that? hahahahaahahahahahah naah i like to set on the bus and watch them and lol at them while the bus goes lol hahahahahahahaah alaa suxeey.

sheraap yaree i am not wareegleey am adventurous u see LOL yes that woman runs funny she tips her head forward and does some mambo jambo with herself if u ask me lol lakiin the habroos they use there right hand pull it up like a bird and attempt to run ( emphasis added on the attempt) becoz there not going anywhere if u ask me... poor them the bus always leaves them LOL

sadly we cant say the same for somali man LOL

mhhh "get out much" darling if i get out more than the amount am doing now i assure u i will risk the chance being branded something more severe than waaregleey(excuse the somali) anyway ibti y do somali old woman run funny? ps was it me or was this weak a blur?

i have and the couple's are supposed to get married again once the woman gives birth or else its leaving in a sin and cont to produce bast'rds( i hate the word 2 but hi) aqwaanz/fakers are those i see in street who wear the jack up and jalabiib, preach diin, attend the mosque and whenever they see anyone on sight they attempt 2 preach on them.... there plenty of those, they themselvz make a point of telling me or addressing themselvz as aqwaanz so its not a tittle i gave them, i do knw that there some true aqwaanz among them and i apologize to them coz i mean no offence but i am simply talking abt the majority fakers.. there is some truth u knw to this saying " those who live near the temple's always make fun of the gods"

"It is like when people automatically judge you to be "bad" because you dress differently or don't hang out with Somali people." they already did that darling but am not botherd coz i value what my immediate family and close friends think of me not the average person in the streets.. but yes i do agree its not fair hence y i said my opinion based on people i meet.. lakiin my problem with them comes from the fact most of the aqwaanz in london or somaliz who claim and abuse that title are on benefit 2 me they eat breath and shit xaraan, they have no right to say anything 2 me.. ps would u say if a woman gets pregnant bef marriage and then quickly rushes the marriage to avoid ceeb... then latter on cont giving birth all those kids she is producing are indeed *******s and she+he are cont'ly living in a sin?

fashion sense my *** i am sorry i dont hold aqwaans on high regards sorry i dont intend to offend people who are aqwaan in here i simply dont but thats my opinion.. i think there very mendacious bunch of liers but then again it is my opinion which i base on the ones i had the misfortune of meeting them.

walahi i hate i dont care if ure old young female male etc i just dont wana talk 2 u if i dont knw u, when hoyo said dont talk to strangers she did not tell me strangers are not somaliz.. there all fishing for info ohh that sends me to boilling point.. let me make u lol recently i was coming back from work and this somali dude came in the bus he is those aqwaan man with micheal jackson trousers... so i paid him no attention and blasted more music 2 my ears he set near me and u can fill it that he is dying 2 say something but i took the news paper and blocked his view... next day i am going to work he spots me again on same bus... he sets opp me this time he looks at me and starts saying are u somali? i go no( in aff somali) he then looks at me and starts preaching on how i look and etc so i go lisen i dont wana talk 2 u so would u please stop talking to me.. he goes y not ure somali arent u? am like so does that mean u have a right 2 talk 2 me ge goes yes i got pissed so i told him 2 bugger off... so i took out a book and proceeded to read it... he then tried getting my attention my touching my leg now that made me take my umbrella and wacking him with it he started swearing at me ... i just told him to ffff off i then stood up and told the bus driver that am being harassed and if he could call the police for me.. latter on he got caution'd by them, but i was still pissed. i so him 2 day morning he gave me the peace i so desired thank god. same goes for somali woman they just stare and then ask u are u somali? followed by where do u live? do u live with ure parents? who are they? then my fav preaching diin on u? i dont understand this. ist so much to ask for peace when spoted by fellow community member?

well hence i asked dee lol, mhh i have more qs would u ans them then? i always wanted to ask the mass somali community but i dont see enough of them lol there silly qs btw.

haaa! ure true col are indeed coming out now... lol come on there more worrying maters when it comes to woman cycles than just pms i think... P.S another qs why ist when a somali sees another somali they think they have the right to talk to you? i mean i never get that, do other none somalis do that when they see their fellow community members, i think not but y do somaliz have that despicable behavior?

morning u silly cow! i cant believe u refuse to ans simple qs baax yaree useless ... lol oky so would u say the sky is indee blue or black?