Must you get so technical, just go outside ask the 4 girl you see if she has STD

"Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3." Gota love Boriis

I think I have reached all time low my name + marc on the same sentence……God help me!

Ibti- Bingo dear, just because am conservative does not mean I support every MP in the party for instance I don't like David Cameron and his wife George Osborne does that make me less Tory? Nope, Boris is joke and I am sure a lot of people will vote for him for the simple, there feed up with Ken…I know a lot of people that are now seriously looking at Brian Paddick.

GOO Booris GOOO....

Ibti- Go booriiiis GOO

Dear Marc, You're a disgrace to the conservative party please return your membership card at once, seriously I cant digit what you just said, your ********* truly knows no bound (am not attacking you personally but am attacking your ideas/views god help us) .

CL, Your uttering the words is in mind! we should establish the first SOL conservative club. what do you think? Excuse me while I go and kill myself..

Better the devil you know than the one you don't,,,,

"by the way, what on earth is a dilac bilash?" It's a type of Suugo you make with your feet as my mum calls it,

Seriously there is no difference between new labour party and the conservatives, the only difference is the former has guised itself but the devils is always in the details look at the policies and come back to me I am not saying the conservatives are perfect hell I don't like half of them but at the end of the day I support most of the policies. Ps GJ what makes you think new labour is not ant Islamic?

She-here I am trying, instead of encouraging me your sending me back to my shell, why ohh why all I know is I was informed that should I want to write something in Somali add aa, dh in everything somehow it will make sense…now unless you want to teach me I suggest igaa fuuq..you see uu and it made sense !

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you just killed it now.. :mad:

Just remembered how “mpenzi” gets me all the time..its so much better than waankujacl whatever that word is….

FB- who invited you baal..istuustus badhana :rolleyes:

Seriously I am member of the conservative part….why on earth will I want to support Ken is beyond me Boris Johnson for mayor

"official mouthpiece for the bloody labour party" hahahahaahah Ibti- viva la Boris Johnson

She-am shy i did not ask for any clarification..Am simply too innocent to engage in such talks unlike ibti there.

I rem this song back in the days, teasing my brother with it and I think its appropriate for these moment…excuse the Somali & if you know the tune sing along… Faraxoy fulaayo fadidii naagtu i can’t type the next word then its fadidi, geelku ka cararii fadidi etc anyone know what am on abt

GJ- I think I rather marry an armaajo man now, where is stoic

runs to the corner and cries vigorously, how could you do this to me, i even mentally planned our whole life together + 6kids we were going to have and now this @ GJ, ibti why didn't you warn me ohh whyyy buhuuuuuu(crying a bucket) Stoic- why do you care what people think?

your such a hater, here i am hit by cupid..i mean did you hear what GJ said "I'm tall and have big feet so how about it" thats up there on womans must have list come on now Brad pitt has nothing on this man by the sound of it.. Nept lol are you telling us something?