I feel like hurting someone and i know who also. Ohh i just want to break their legs, bones etc. Ahh i wish i had a voodoo doll of them now. Sadly i just have to imagine inflicting the pain i would like them to experience. Grrr!!! Hello people. Ibti-that doesnt sound right.... Juxa- i know isnt he just xaaax

I need to see more male pics ya-JB from your graduation. How random or strange would it be-if I just walk up to stranger and give them a hug? I’ve just been challenged and I need to take pictures with them to prove that I’ve done it. Mhh

Morning...

Hahahahaha. Just like the Chinese market; i will regulate the market with fierce red-ness. To ensure its value. p.s Despite what Juxa and Ibti wrote; the numbers are shockingly low.

Nope am happy with him....Very very happy and i dont want your community.

You’ve just proven my point Che. P.s i have kusband already thank you very much.

Aree ye janaam ki bhat hai. tum kon ho? Humare piche kyu hai? Old man- aaah you do care. Am so happy, am gona go and run x the trees singing kuch kuch hota hai. You do care.......Are yeh bohote kush news hai mere jaaan!!

Aree old man; kya karu somali larko mein sirf tum bahote kubsurat ho. Koi ore nahi hai. Chordho voh baat; kise ho tum. kyu humsi bhat nahi kiya? tum janti ho na; mein dewani ki-tara tumsi pyar karti-hu aur karungee!!. Kyu old man.

who is mere jaan

Juxa- thats a good thing. Back in the days you were in ure nappies.

Mpendwa- hahahaha. You. Sheh-as for the Impressed part- Malika provided you with the answer. As for the rest- Mr tall dark and handsome (with no elko tag taagan) wasn’t Somali at all. As KK noted I was happy as a child with a bag of candy. Ibti- don’t blame me; join me dee. P.s yes Somali women have them too- but its balanced out by the booobs. As for mine. Thank god I’ve avoided that blunder rather nicely myself.

When I hangout with galoos- woman untie those knickers willyah. P.s am not loss sheep that needs rescuing. Come to think of it- it’s you lot that needs saving and trip @specsavers. As for calaf- calaaf my dear waa labo agoodh- nothing made in the moons and the stars. P.s I guess your love for Somali men wasn’t strong enough if a Bengali swayed you? Malika- stop telling lies. Am no beauty, but that doesn’t mean ugly people should lack standards. After all ugly+ugly= ugly children. Hence one should have greater asperation in attaining a better version for reproductive purposes. I seem to have brought out the coalition of faraax are handsome/amazing party out- hayee Juxa-am only stating what I see. If you see tall and creamy looking faraax with no elko taag tagaan and pregnent forhead then..then lucky you. But then again I do believe you need to visit specsavers. So your take on this is somewhat dainted for me. Hayee KK welcome, welcome.... p.s Gonzalo Gerardo Higuaín is Argentinean

Ibti- likes to come here and mis-sale her products. Woman we want consistency. Bengali or faraax with pregnant elko/forehead? Are you guys telling more Somalis are now venturing out? That’s the best news I’ve heard in days. Wohaaa!! God bless this women with your almost greenish kids. Malika- look what you’ve started. It’s all your fault. You should have known better, nothing good ever comes out of my Somali men descriptions.

Juxa-cadee- first translate that for me. You know its hard for me to read Somali. So cant respond if I don’t understand what your asking me. Ibti- since its your friend sleeping/sharing a life with this men. I don’t see why you should be bothered by it all. Would it be better if she married a somali, just because his somali? Na baax and stick to your bangoli while the rest venture out to the slightly taller than your type of men. As for trying to slap me. Na I graduated from FFU training camp. As for your last sentiment. Don’t make me vomit yaree. I just had my pret soup. Hahahah Malika and you got all of that from my statement. I didn’t know I was that transparent. I must try hard next time.

Mpendwa- you make me sound so bad. I know deep down you agree with my description and think it summed them up quite nicely. I mean we all know the Somali race is carried by its female population? Am sure when god was busy handing down looks, Somali men were busy debating about inconsequential matters like the color of their macawis. Thus missed out on the looks department spectacularly. Ibti- I like how you’ve managed to turn that to a black women problem and forgave the men. Nope I have no problem with my blackness. Come to think of it am not that back really my skin tone is rather chai-with heavy dose of milk kinda of a tone. So not black at all. Anyhow as for the somalified. I am more Somali than you. But = being somalified?is there a test? And shame on you not me. and indeed one women’s loss is another’s gain. So do enjoy the Somali men for me. (the woman who dashed off with a bangoli)

And that’s all you came up with? You disappoint me Ibti. You disappoint me. p.s She did ask.

What am i protesting against? And you did ask? and i did warn you.

Mhh- I can just see it. All those men in-Che-Polygamous thread making their way to this one….JB- have a care with those pics. You wouldn’t want to start a bride bidding war now would you? I see a clear discrimination happening there JB- why are the female wearing Somalia colors while the men are plastered on SL colors?

Ehh ehh!! Mpendwa naona unatoa smile ya uhakika. My dear- you know I don’t find Somali men attractive, so asking me to describe them is abit torturous. Worse I won’t do them any justice, apart from enrolling you into my camp. Anyhow- let me jog my memory. 3 were tall, 2 short (uncommonly short) dark skinned apart from one of them; who looked wee bit barwani to-me. Too much bachaq bachaq in him (I can’t put my finger to it, I guess it’s the way he conducted himself). 2 had protruding front teeth (couldn’t help but focus on them-shame really). Three didn’t- but then again had nothing distinctive to recommend them also. They all had that forehead thingy. Well spoken and good command of the English language; one actually spoke the queen’s English. 2 originated from the north of England. One was from Cardiff; as for the other three I can’t remember. What else; one had nice hands (wasted on a man kind of hands) they did look nice in uniform but then again, not enough to standout for me. or make a distinct impression in terms of their physicality. In short nothing worth remembering apart from being Somali and in the service. Which was the focus of this thread……

Cara- a fan of pregnant forehead in a uniform? Next time I shant tease, but supply you with the picture + credentials.

quote: ------------------------------------------------ yesterday I was invited for a grand divorce party taking place this evening ------------------------------------------------- I like that. Like.

Lol. Malika@ JB exta curricula activities. Morning ladies p.s thanks to Ibti I had a nightmare last night. It’s now ruined my morning.

Ndo nani huyo mpumbavu. *Mpenzi acha tu. Dakika za majiruhi sasa. Nasubiri mda tu. Leta story nawe. Za Tz mbona haujanipa bado.

Karaha tu. Yani kila napo kwenda na kutana na watu wenye ma-issues ya ajabu. Nilekua happy go free dakika kume eliyo peta. Lakini wamisha niaribia hewa sasa-hivi. Maisa ya ulaya ni $%$

Ahhh nimechoka na maisha.