bollocks! :rolleyes:

That song is on a league of its own, the words are so sweet but you just picture the circumstances surrounding it and its just sad……. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayaal aata hai Ki jaise tujhko banaya gaya hai mere liye Tu abse pehle sitaaron mein bas rahi thi kahin Tujhe zameen pe bulaya gaya hai mere liye

How far along is he? 9months?

Ibti- bless you can finally give up of the dream you had of you and him…..as for the rest woman stop ruining a fine reputation I have build for myself…. Val- stop spoiling the boy with such comments I don’t think his puny head can take such flattery

Ibti- and you believed it shame on you….(cant believe it wait tell I get my hands on her) Waves back* Stoic dear you’re one lucky man believe me ask ibti only a blind mother could possibly love me and that’s pushing it… *attempting to avoid the wrath of she who must be obeyed*

Ibti- dear don’t worry I wont have it any-other way……. IA

Ouch- this lack of faith is uncalled for

I distinctively remember telling you to quite your match-making occupation @ibti your track record speaks volume dear… Malika am guilty as charged Stoic hello 2 u 2 and dear i was always full of kibir you just choose to ignore it dee…

thats it :mad:

Sharing is caring ibti now am not promising I wont laugh @ you so emancipate yourself …so out with it woman.

Ibti- I am a coward I invested in a phone card and rang them from the comfort of my home and dear the bus was full to a tipping point and how can I ignore an elephant in a room… Malika- she dumped her Bengali boyfriend for NG brother

Morning Mpenzi, Indeed malika 8am is waay to early for that… Peasant- I don’t want to get arrested

"Well, I tried to do it but find it really hard. Couldn't even do it straight 2 weeks. here is some of the rules: 1. Don't ever call unless you are returning his call after he called more than 5 times or schedual changes. 2. Don't talk about the realationship 3. Don't spend more than 10 min on the phone with him. 4. Don't stay with him if he does not commit after a year....you are wasting his time." You know what happed to Vivica A Fox in “two can play the game”- on a serious note its woman like you that ruin for the rest of us, it’s exceedingly hard to shrug off unwanted man now thanks to the rule books/its implementation by increase number of woman confusing the weaker sex. Now man think you’re just playing hard to get hence we have to resort to evil methods ....at the end we find ourselves labelled as heartless b1tches…

Seriously something’s should come with a warning sign; there I was in number 88 half awake half asleep 2 lesbian woman walked in and literally started mouth raping themselves, if that was not enough there hands were all over each other . Seriously they were trying to do the nasty in a public transport at 8am in the morning. I mean I have no problem with such acts of affections even though I doubt it could qualify as such, but bloody hell, they should have given us some warning/ courteous to the rest of us who had to endure it, despicable acts such as this should only be conducted at reasonable time…Insufferable behaviour at 8am in the morning is truly uncalled for. Morning whoever is out-there

AFFINGRIS PLZ

zillion times much better than 'afrikaan san wayn oo timo adag' Comparing the two is beyond insanity. Seriously that has to be the most ignorant statement I have come across in SOL, sadly a lot of Somalis subscribe to the “we are Somalis so where ridiculously beautiful mentality” can’t understand why Somalis walk around with air of superiority as if they won the gene lottery if only they knew…the common features that dominate the Somali’s i.e. pregnant foreheads/ilko dhadheer is not sign of beauty but far from it…

lol@ am into woman. She-you never know there is always next year!

I pulled an April fool on my family today, I called them up and informed them that mwah is pregnant and intends to have an abortion since a baby and my career are incompatible. Lord it was hilarious listening to my family go crazy…in sum, the next 30min I was declared without parents/missing half of my siblings…after I came clean am still being grilled what I have done lol

Malika dear i hate cooking with passion, please make the vitumbua nami ntapika chai malika teach the man some swahili... p.s mungu wangu wee, iyo link ina kila kitu malika wakumbuka ndizi na nazi, mchecha na chapati ya kusukuma, miyogo, nyama choma mungu..

Malika....lol dada we uyo mwanaume ni muhuni sana wajua ndoa haiwezi lakini usi wazi order kanga hiyo tuta shendia nyumbani tu.... mac mac@malika sija kuona kwa muda siku hizi hali vipi leta maneno. stoic- muhuni wewe wata nipigwe na mke wako sio...sija jua mjufu we. jamani na hamu ya mandazi na vitumbua leo..malika wajua kupika vitumbua?

Shame on you@Urban

Ibti- good luck dear jst make sure you breath & speak slowly....

Njoo kwangu dada nikutoa baridi na uofu! nimekubali leo stoic umeniamkia nini? sija jua kumbe:D

I am still a Tory and recent poll indicated we are ahead in both accounts..IST life grand. p.s why are you reading the Sunday mirror?

The good- seeing others tagged (in an awful position) and having a good laugh at there expense/finding my kindergarten friends The bad- mini news feed