Commit a crime and I'll be your defender Overpower me so that I surrender Hmm, I wish I could be your saliva So that I could taste your lips whenever I envy your hipster Vile inakushika kwa mapaa kweli manzi umebarikiwa Ndio maana tunaimba halleluyah I wish I could be your shoe I would have such a beautiful view And if I was the slit on your dress My goal in life would be to aim for the highest If only I could be your body lotion I would walk with undivided devotion Kila siku nakufikiria. Ndio maana nasinzia Chorus Nasinzia nikikuwaza (oh oh) Nasinzia nikikuwaza (oh oh) Miaka rudi, miaka nenda (oh oh) Nasinzia nikikuwaza (oh oh) Nasinzia nikikuwaza (oh oh) Nasinzia nikikuwaza (oh oh) Kila siku ya calendar (oh oh) Nasinzia nikikuwaza (oh oh) Verse 2 Chochote utafanya nitafuata Nitachora nane, ukichora saba And I promise I will never be a player You are my red card, no longer middlefielder Be my wife and I'll be your Bogi Benda And let no man try to lay asunder Nawakijaribu kutu-lay us asunder Mungu mmoja nitawapiga ngeta Anakama ungekuwa ngoma Ningependa kukuwa amplifier I will amplify and equalizer Mpaka hata matuta zitachina

Ibti dear projecting a one side attack is not going to help your cause, granted Boris is not your cup of tea as you have well demonstrated but give the man a break at least he doesn’t walk around snitching ideas, policies that’s more that could be said for dear ol Ken……at the end of the day stop focusing on the man/his personality or what he said or did way back when and look at the manifesto. p.s it’s not the politician dear but the machine behind the politician

That’s not new stoic that’s a fact and not just in North America…what should be done to correct the imbalance is another issue altogether which I believe requires serious attention.

I just had to share lunch with a human being that spits ewwwww.. :mad:

Camel that into bondage classic lol

NG- you’re disappointing your fans, your reputation for being grumpy old man precedes you and people are used to your daily antics you cant change, especially now …your off for 2 whole weeks come on now… Expecting 2pages worth venting/ranting

Mother Theresa my foot @ malika, yes dear am coming all that for mwah( you must loffe me)ithe countryside here i come Lily- Now now no self respecting insurance company will insure these animals (referring to the other trollers) there worthless/high risk…so dear get another plan Mdd- Wlc

Abayoo nooh, I like you nooh, alla how I hate those 2 words Afric- mamboz sis Lily –are you contemplating a life insurance on us dear? Ibti- lol GJ- am shocked Malika- well put the 2 weeks in good use makes me some mandazi and vitumbua plz

Malika that’s just nasty… ps I never get the Abowo- abayoo talk…

Ibti- dear from the moment you wake up and hit the door, you’re selling yourself lol@aboowe

lol@we were looking for a woman we can slap about hadee..Lol

R V Ahluwalia Ahluwalia suffered violence and abuse from the onset of the marriage. He was a big man and she was slight. Her complaints of violence were supported by entries in her doctor's notes. She discovered he was having an affair; he refused to talk about it and threatened her with a hot iron. He also demanded £200 the next morning or he would beat her. She went to bed about midnight, was unable to sleep and brooded on his refusal to speak to her and threat to beat her in the morning. She had bought a can of petrol and had put it in the lean-to outside the house. At some time after 2.30 am, she got up went downstairs, poured about two pints of petrol into a bucket to make it easier to throw, lit a candle and carried them upstairs, taking an oven glove for protection and a stick. She went to the bedroom, threw in some petrol, lit the stick from the candle and threw it into the room.

Lol, @camel, Question- a man who abuses his wife or the other way around? Question2- can a man be raped? By a woman

Seriously, I had the misfortune of knowing/witnessing a woman who used to beat the daylight out of her husband on a daily basis it was hilarious, they were Somalis so you can imagine how I used to laughed at them….i remember this instance when he was asleep she went into the room and just started strangling him the poor caato maskin faraax managed to escape and started running out of the house we never laughed so much he was running on the streets with macawiis and nothing more while she in her diraac’sheed boi those were the days lol (laughing at the memories now) you see she had a sponsor and he wanted a free ride to USA on her sponsor//she was absent in the head me thinks; but all in all its better to have a woman beat a man, than man beat a woman lol hahahahahaha malika lol am not ibti hello dear and you lied to me its soo not hot out there…

Hahahahah I guess take it like a docile man…what did he do to his wife? Jamani mimi mbeya lol

Malika hali alhamdhulilah, umesha sikia khadija kopa mwembo waki utalijua jiji? How you mpenzi, jacl hello 2 u2

Anyone out-there?

There you are CL, vomiting our secrets to the faarahs MDD- why would I endanger or in your words vomit female secrets to the faraax dear read it wasn’t me, you should have known better, that kind of buLSHID will never leave my fingertips..

i will miss him esp his speeches who else can call Bush/Blaire Hitler and Mussolini "Must we allow these men, the two unholy men of our millennium, who in the same way as Hitler and Mussolini formed (an) unholy alliance ... to attack an innocent country?" . dont even start me on his fight the white man speeches lol i will miss him, he was a funny old man

NG- Its all abt EK Do TEEN and Sridevi

FB- tangu leni ume kua mwalimu wa kiswahili?

I know somebody like that, she's getting too old for spontaneous explosions so tries to laugh through gritted teeth now. she-stop talking abt me

I remember in our primary school (in bongo land) there was a teachers black list and it was somewhat a tradition that they must be beaten up on graduation day….ahh the memories..

Ng- you old man don’t quite your day job that translation sucks. As for the song you do know that’s not Khabi kabhi (dam it why am I here let me cont to pretend that am not desified

What attitude I am merely questioning the translation/the song…that’s not the original song Ng