and we are bk

its over for man u

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Che- :rolleyes:

ahhhhhh man utd 3 chel 1 p.ss MDD preach on sistah! p.s.s. Stoic- waving a white flag, natania mjoba usinune.

Che- I never said that, yes lets not give him ideas now. Your attorney? You know pro-bono work does not cover pre-nups, as for the last comment yes we say that because it’s the divine truth ie depends if it’s the right woman that is. Stoic- lol @ I will be out of my head with volcanic lust..You sure do have way with words…have you ever considered writing for Mills & Boon? Ps man utd 1 chel 0 yaaaaaaah go devils goo! p.s.s Just noticed your disclaimer stoic, you disappointment

Ahh che- young man, you have so much to learn... Never underestimate the power of a woman dear. pre-nup your funny. Stoic- Tofu ewww that’s ‘thing’ is crap Yuk. But why do you want me to chock? Do you hate me that much? or is this your way of attempting to get close by giving me CPR? :rolleyes:

Che- am sure in due time you will be singing a different tune. Stoic- hunguri.com Ibti- lol

Mozambique cops 'too fat to run' Mozambique police officers are to undergo a compulsory physical training programme, because some of them are too fat to run after criminals. Interior Ministry advisor Pana Chande told the BBC that the poor lifestyle of many police officers was to blame. Many of them have very large bellies and drink too much alcohol and smoke cigarettes, he said. "Some of them are so large it is affecting their health and ability to run," he said. "We are in a process of training officers and commanders at our training centres… We need men who are able to perform without problems," he told the BBC's Jose Tembe. Mr Chande said many were slow and inflexible, often unable to chase criminals or act swiftly to avoid crime from occurring. The physical training involves, among other things, running, gymnastics and simulating the chase of criminals. He explained that the retraining programme is not a form of punishment, but an exercise aimed at improving the performance of the entire police. This just made my day!

don't believe in pressurising men into buying you 'love tokens'. Though it is nice to be surprised, those who place their loves worth on the bling factor deserve glass rings, plastic flowers and silly faaraxs. Ouch! It’s not about pressuring them; pressure has nothing to do with it after all it’s the woman’s hereditary right to claim the “love tokens” and for him to deliver it- NOT THE FAKE STUFF. If he can no longer afford the “love tokens lol” then he should be a man about it and tell the woman NO rather than lie about it & watch her humiliate herself and lose face to all her friend etc that’s just harsh… On a serious note- the woman is ****** how can she not know the difference? Second, if the man is resorting to the fake stuff that is a clear tell tell sign that he never had much to begin with, alarm bills about the ring should have been ringing before the ring touched the designated finger, thirdly, the diamond is not just a love token its more than that- its your insurance/safety net for the rainy day that is should anything happen, so lying about it is a big deal. All hell should break lose.

HAHAHAHAHAH@ Sumu ya neno ni neno

You misd so much Malika, where to start ohh where? Did you know jacl got married he even organised his own wedding bless his dear macawis?

lol jacl- I actually left the bag and went back to work… ****** foqol ****** i cant believe it.

Morning Malika…I know the sheer audacity of it all.

The strangest thing happened today. I spotted a Somali beggar I have never meet one before so when I spotted a skinny faraax with a cup seriously my heart melted (that never happens) I walked past him and continued with my journey. But for some reason I could not sit in my desk and pretend I didn’t see him, so I got out again went to the local Tesco bought him some food etc a full bag may I just add…went up to him and placed it near him. To my surprise instead of saying thank you he got angry and started cursing me literally in Somali/English/Arabic he then threw the bag at me and had the audacity to tell me did I ask for food? I want MONEY….

Lilly –none that I know of dear. But then again I am not one of those smelly students! Ps why, are you thinking of gate crashing? p.s.s Its not even 5pm and the building is virtually empty….hell let me go home as well, ciao ppl seeya 2mrw.

Lily- what ball?

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat It's not your fault They won't take you to the vet You're obviously not their favorite pet Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, It's not your fault You may not be a bed of roses You're not friend to those with noses I'll miss you before we're done Or the world will smell as one Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat It's not your fault

Old man, just say hello without getting grumpy. che- :rolleyes: "allowed"- your funny old man

che- am not s/he Hunguri-ure krasy! lol@He is good in stiching Googarado,and what ever goes with that . He can virtually send you one of your size through Via Wireless with a dedicated satalite frequency. Si kale kuma garatide. You will get ( Googarad duulaysa ) loool!

Hello Old man. ps Hunguri now you know, yes you’re ciyaal suuq and I know your not sorry.

Ciyaal suuq waxiid!

HUnguri- waax walaan, and my point exactly, so why throw a wedding? ps jacl thats silly!