Hello people.

I reject your application Ibti Juxa- Hayee

so close and you do that. Dont jealous us Ibti. Me and Juxa are ina-adheer. We’ve established that bond and we did the whole ina-hebel hebeel thingy. More importantly she lives in FP. So don’t jealous us, she's so from my qolo.

First thing first; is the wedding your attending in Fins Park?

Juxa- i shall indeed wave and save me a gaambar near you. p.s I want a good view of the buranbuur + grab us some real food beforehand. You know they never feed people in time and worse they give you bariis around 11pm..... I miss buranbuur; one of the few things in Somali cultures i like.

Ibti-dont mock our addiction. Just because you get kufaaq doest mean the rest of us dont enjoy it. Whos this berson who delivers xalwo for you Juxa? i think thats the dealer and i want their number? Xaji yusuf sucks. Yes am forced to eat it i will. But its always so hard and not that nice. I need to call my edho and ask her to make some again; and add timir in there. Ohh ina-dheer- are you going to the wedding in somali central aka north London? I hear xalwo and buranbuur will be in abundance. Mpendwa, uko wapi?

Ibti- do you want me to go there. I can’t picture you managing peoples, expectations and constantly kissing *** to ensure your clients maintain public profile and don’t even force me to imagine you covering us a segs scandal on behalf of your client. p.s Thierry- Ibti has Atom pictures around her bedroom. She practically treats him like her very own Sai Babab So i dont think she can achieve what you’ve just listed. Juxa- You don’t need to wait for ibti congrats thread to blush my dear. Just buy the darn thingy at. Again congrats. And we should endeavor not to hijack this worthy thread.

You must hate yourself to hire Ibti as your publicist. Juxa- Throw a barty like JB now.

Juxa- pass me your xalwad dealer's numb..

Congrats Juxa

How old are you again? :rolleyes:

But its just 1st of October? When did all the luck start for you? p.s the days, months and years are going way too fast for my liking. Juxa were soon going to be old ladies. Aren’t you worried, that you have so much to do and by the looks of it running out of time?

Lol. I think i might need that soup too Juxa. I can feel the ****** cold. P.S Where did September go?

Joins the calacaal crew. Yap no sleep as-well, hungry, exhausted, puffy eyes and yes 8hrs to go. Hello people and thank god it’s Friday.

What exactly has the government done in these sectors? If countries like DR Congo, where Africa's ''world war'' was raging, can spearhead foreign direct investment and manage the rehabilitation of important economic transport systems, why can't we? The typical claim that we need stability to do rara is getting old. All of this focus on politicians and their hissyfits or succession is making me nauseous. We all know visionary individuals like Ali Fatah will not be chosen specifically because people like him would focus on the above sectors. Shariif with all the popularity and support he received both domestically and internationally has done ''fck all'' for our country. And what have you done for your country?

Why Juxa- I feel discriminated against by that offer to Ibti and not me. Ist because of my Qabil?

Lol. am surprised you didn’t pull an Ibti whilst there. Am impressed that you managed to eat the fish. Why dont you do a JB on us and post them dhee? Lol @reer waqooyigana gacan adeega baan ku nacay

Chai walla- you in India? Juxa- Did you take pictures? and they didnt feed you? maskin.

Juxa- Hegen-daz- strawberry cheesecake. Yammy yammy!!! Lol. I think PJ with a nice book + the two boys or Hagen-D should be compulsory and incorporated to our employment objectives. (aka working from home) Hayee what were you up to last night and what did you rock?

Morning JB. How's life post university? Juxa- what can I say; am having I want to be in PJ and eating choc cake with Ben & Jerry kind of a day. No chai latter yet; saving it for the afternoon. How are you? and what were you doing xalay?

lol@just to mingle with the good looking people.. Specsavers are calling Juxa..

Mornin people

Good morning JB

Blame me? Che !!!that’s ground breaking information. I mean the author has basically equated Somali ills and lack of progress wherever they’re including the Somalia conflict to lack of praises from their women folk. Ohh god this is power. Who knew, Somali women yielded such powers? Why didn’t anyone tell me this? Dam you lot. Rushes off to rally up Somali women and find the nearest faraax and praise him to a pulp. Hell we might need to gatecrash the TFG/Al-Shabab conferences and praise them. After all its our lack of affection and ego massaging that has lead us to this. Oh, god do you think the UNDP will fund this project?