Morning ladies.

Mac mac kor iyo sideways backtacha. The trick is in meeting new people Mpenzi. Visiting same ol people can get boring. Sometimes I wonder how people do it or talk to someone everyday. Anyhow, put on your fancy shoe and paint the town red oh amazing one!!! p.s shemeji yako…. p.s.s or come down to London and attend Faheema house wedding and eat lots of cakes. Mwah mwah people my weekend begins now. off to the country…have a good weekend ladies.

Crushing is fun. You should try it. Not Somali though; Somalis always feed people at the wee hours of the night, can’t abide it. As for baking- woman I cant bake to save my oyster card. So care to bake two and I shall piggy back on ures? Pretty please. Anticipating what? Well xmas is around the corner. Yap me to... anticipating fun times ahead. Not can’t make oxford guri; am heading to Kent for the weekend.

I’ve missed you too Juxa. I got up to no good. Stuff I don’t think your xalal ears will approave of. The usual my dear…shako.com Tomorrow; whats happening tomorrow. Ohh yes at the Oxford guri? And Faheema is getting married? Wasn’t she before? The woman has been baking all this time/cooking without a kusband or brats? What the hell. I was under the impression she joined the misrable club hence eating herself to an early grave. Dam her for not sending me her card. But I’ve started bad habit of crashing weddings these days ( last week I crashed 2 ); so just pass me the details I might just eat her bariis. Norf- Nap. Ohh I remember back in the days when I used to have lunch naps. Now even forced I cant do it. Lost moments.

I love it.

Jumac wanagsan Juxa. I just can’t get Alan Jackson’s song out of my head….. The sun is hot and that ol' clock is movin' slow And so am I Workday passes like molassas in wintertime But it's July. Gettin' paid by the hour and older by the minute My boss just pushed me over the limit I'd like to call him somethin' But think I'll just call it a day Chorus: Pour me somethin' tall and strong Make it a hurricane before I go insane It's only half past twelve, but I don't care It's five o'clock somewhere This lunch break is gonna take all afternoon And half the night Tomorrow morning I know there'll be hell to pay Hey, but that's all right I ain't had a day off now in over a year My Jamaican vacation is gonna start right here If the phones for me You can tell 'em I've just sailed away Hello people.

Shoga Malika kwajiliyako tu, na macho yako tu...uhuni.com lakini unaenjoy kabisa. wasio fahamu basi tu.

CL, There are some Turkish Delights from turkey and a box of Q.S there. want some :mad: :mad: Ibti-Your macalin you say, whose a director? Mhhh I say that was a shukansi call. I don’t trust macalins.

Not used to those are you@Ibti You were so defensive and all he wanted was to say hello. Tsk tsk tsk

WHAT@JB. You had baruur? unless am mistaken baruur is fat?

No biscuit or cake@ the office today.

Ohh no you didn’t!!!!

Lool@ I am storing evidence Hello people. Mpendwa uko wapi?

Ungrateful chit. Ibti- how did you know? Dam it I so did. P.s my dear; blue eyed blondes are dime a dozen. You lose on, you get new one via the jubilee line. Old man forget about that. Did I tell you how I missed you and love you more than my shoes? You burn me by ignoring me, its unbearable. Soon I shall be forced to take up Juxa suggestion and vomit my feelings in a new thread entitled yours truly. Truly I will. p.s BTW am threatening...

Malika- being happy for us without the gift is being cheap dear. Am just saying. p.s Juxa no need to go to that extreme. I promise to keep it light and central to our haji yusuf xalwad and shaax with condense milk addiction.

Ata me; nimikumiss kwa uhakika. Campain gani, mpaka leo hawa taki kutupa urai sia tuko nji. Ata kupiga kura hatuwezi. Uhuni tu. So no, Kikwete ata jiju. Yes that’s how we decide relations these days. Juxa is happy about the new discovery also. She truly is and wants to invite me over for party celebrating our new found bond. But refuses to make ugali with daga

Ohh Juxa big hug

Waar cusub; am now angry inside. Naa am cynical not angry that’s ibtis role. And no; sharing in SOL is tad to much. Were here to be entertained and not to deal with peoples drama and emotions. I sure didn’t sign up for that. I know you, Malika and KK are the love doctors but have a care for the rest of us willyah!!! Mac mac Mpendwa. Nipo tu, kazi na man-flu is keeping me busy. Did you miss me; I know you did. P.s.s on Friday we’ve discovered that Juxa is a north Londoner xalimo- which means she is my inadheer and ibti claimed affiliation but I rejected her application. After all she doesn’t like xaji yusuf xalwad and we cant allow that kind of nonsense. Za bibiye vipi?

Hello ppl

Perfect example as to why people need to invest in real friends. Why come here and dumb your emotion on us is beyond me. He left you, bumer but its not the end of the world. It hurts, but life goes on and so should you. More importantly no man is irreplaceable, and in this case a shoe is the perfect substitute. So I urge you to and shop away. p.s if you’re smart; you won’t dumb this sort of nonsense on us again, and if you’re really smart you won’t listen to Juxa, Malika and KK. Their notorious for given nonsense advices.

She's busy with her Bengali in-law's.

Na baax.

Oh you must hate me now Juxa. And here i thought i was your ina-adheer. That was short lived.

You must hate me to encourage me to cycle in central London Juxa. It does, now stop it at once. I can’t stand people who smile for no apparent reason. It unsettles me. Hello Sheh. JB- is probably disturbing the new staff.

Don’t even start me on that Juxa- to make matters worse the trains and buses are so stuffy. Were sure to get ill repeatedly. p.s why do they insist on closing all the windows on the bus, when its not even that cold outside? To make it worse when you open one, they all throw mind-daggers at you? Silly buffoons. p.s.s why are you smiling like that@ me? I don’t like it. It makes me suspicious. What are you up to?