The name says it all ~~~~~QALQAALI~~~~~ Sonkor+Malab=Duqus

Salaams Hmmmmmm That s a tuf 1. I gues it depends on how u feel about each other. yeah and trust s important in a logdestance realtionship. Peace Q (ruux kaa maqan oo meel fug jira miyaa malab loo tufaa)(dono the lyrical player)

Wlc MiSs_PriceLeSs 2 de family. hmmmmmmm lemme think U can the donkey to the river but u can't force the donkey to drink(GeelJire) :)

Salaams Y'll IF u like the guy i am sure ur brother woun't mind although their realtionship woun't be de same. Lakked sxb before u ''UN Brother'' BArwaaqo, lemme shukaanso her man..lol coz if she aint ur sister i wount have a chance to go to her house and check her out..lol Light humer (Kabadhka iyo sariirtana dadkaa i siiyay,Gambadhaka iyo Birqaabkana waan soo amaahaday, hadii aya nin doontana aniga u jooge bal amuurtan eega)

Luvly u. A word of advice don't fixed it if it ian't broken.. Ladies u always want more then u have that s ur problem. ... Kuma gabine Hay goyne am kuma guhaadsheen ee(Faysal cumar Mushteeg)

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day. Carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right!) The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. "Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president. That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet. The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president did. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The President asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 AM today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand." hehehehehehehehehehehe

ok. Salaams my nomad baeutfull bown somalian sisters I just wanted to ask, Why do somalian ladies change so much after marridge? Their attetude Their apperance Pls be good to ur Men, and when u find that perfact guy treat him well. Marridge scares me now due to what i've seen and heard from frnds..lool :confused: 1Luv Q

LooooooooooooooL That s so funny man...... Can you imagine Bin Laden sending an email to Bush. Car Car Car fur my email...lol Shiiiiiiiiidh. Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind

U shouldn't be a shame of what god gave u. As long as u have phat azz then u r good to go girl. respact to all my Sister with (Kun Laba Kun)..lol ((Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind))

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Salams MrJibril. Waryaa Sidee Ilaahay kuu galay. Yarka Midbaa Tabeelaysay tolow. Mise Midbaa Ku tuftay(aheey ah ) (Bi i waa Mr Jibril) Lemme tell u somein aight. Somalian women/girls are the Finest Sisters around aight. If u had bad Experiance with 1 or 2 of them That doesn't mean they all bad bro. So Sit down on ur own and rethink about what u have said in puplic. Somalian Princess (Alow Naa Daa)(alow Noo Barakee) (alow inra bada ku jirtana ka soo saar)..lol Peace 1 love Q

Zuuuuup felow Nomads This is a song which a islamic convert wrote and sang. Check it out . http://64.4.30.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=c7eb3a32b49a0ec2fbe64252176d44d0&lat=1038941907&hm___action=http%3a%2f%2fmembers%2erogers%2ecom%2fmalikelshabazz%2f alow sahal amuura 1 luv Q

Zuuuuup felow Nomads i know this is the joke(ila qosol) area but this is a must hear song. This is a song which a islamic convert wrote and sang. Check it out . http://64.4.30.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=c7eb3a32b49a0ec2fbe64252176d44d0&lat=1038941907&hm___action=http%3a%2f%2fmembers%2erogers%2ecom%2fmalikelshabazz%2f alow sahal amuura 1 luv Q

Guys if u get a chance this is good read and i find it bit funny. Much love My nomad family and Eid Mubarak Q Dear. Sir I know that this letter may come to you as a suprise.I got your contact address from the Internet while I was searching for a busines partner. My name is MR HASSAN MOHAMMED.the Bill and Exchange(assistant) Manager of the AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ANNEX) ,Ouagadouguo Burkina Faso. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of USD$22.300.000 (TWENTY TWO MILLION THREE HUNDRED U.S.A DOLLARS). In an account that belongs to this our foreign customer who died along with his wife and and children in the plane crash. Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as the next of kin or relation to the deceased, as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him in the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I and my colleague in the department now decided to make this business proposals to you and release the money to you as next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it because we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed Bill. The banking law and guidelines here stipulates that if such money remains unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner in this transaction is necessary because our late customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. We agree that 33% of this money will be for you as foreigner partner in respect to the provision of a foreign account.2% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 65% would be for me and my colleague, after which we shall visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. To enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as we arranged,you will furnished me with a good receving account detail where the money will be transfered into,your private tel and fax number for easy communication. Upon receipt of the above mentioned, I will send to you by fax or e-mail a text of the application which you shall retype and fax to our foreign remittance Department,for easy execution of the transaction. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is 100% hitch-free on both side. As all required arrangement have been made for this transaction. Please I would like you to keep this transaction confidential and as a top secret as you may wish to know that we are Bank officials. Your promt response will be highly appreciated. Yours Sincerely, HASSAN MOHAMMED(MR) BILL AND EXCHANGE (ASSIST.)MANAGER,AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ANNEX) ) OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO, OFFSHORE OFFICE,OUAGADOUGOU,BURKINA-FASO.

Nuune..lol.. walaahi i was Laughing my head of sxb Thxz for the joke. dhuusomarreeb roob kamaba da'ayo daruurana maba lahan,caad iyo kuleel baa raaxada ka qaaday. ...loooooooooooooooooooooool Lefty. Dhuuso mareeeb= while agoI hard when trevalers are passing through the town they use to buy somein called (SHUBURO) which make ppl fart :eek: ..lol That s what i heard from a wise old man. 1 Love Q

Salaaaaaaaams My Nomad Famly.. :cool: What is the difference between men and women? lemme inlight u in a humer way. 1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. 5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage. 6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

Cadeey wlc Nomad Sistah. Is it me or i am missing the "BIG JOKE" :confused: 1 Lov Q

Damn!. it is so sad and Tru. Am i glad that Somaliland is peacefull and harmony. I hope somalia will flow suit. 1 Luv Q

DR SEUSS ON AGING I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Oh, my God, what can I do? My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell My mood is bad -- can you tell? My body's drooping Have trouble pooping The Golden Years have come at last The Golden Years can kiss my ***

U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN UR ELDERS (FEMALE) WHERE SOCKS WITH SUMMER SHOES IN THE WINTER. U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U HAVE A CAR AND BECOME UR FAMILIES PERSONAL TAXI SERVICE U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U SPEND $$ ON UR WEDDING FOOD AND THERE'S STILL NOT ENOUGH TO GO ROUND U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U SPEND $$$ ON UR WEDDING, INVITE EVERYONE AND U STILL GET DISSED U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U USE CIRCULATED WEDDING TAPES FOR LOCATING POTENTIAL WIVES/HUBBIES U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U HAVE A COLLECTION OF WEDDING TAPES THAT DON'T BELONG TO U OR KNOW THE PPL. U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U'R ASKED TO ACT AS A COMMUNITY DHL SERVICE WHEN U TRAVEL U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN UR ELDERS THINK 'HABEEN BaR' STARTS AT 7PM U KNOW THEY'R SOMALI THEN THEY HAVE A YELLOW STREAK ON THIER TEETH You u r somali when u visit Duncan-donuts at least ones a day for no particular reasons... .You know u r somali when Duncan donuts turns into a somali congress. You u r somali when ur best pick up line is (allah walaal or abaayo maa soomaliyad baad tahay)as if he didn't know lol. You know u r somaliwoman when u dress to impress on weddings(lovely colors huh lol). You know u r somali when ur neighbors start complaining about loud noises coming from ur apartment(whats up with the noisy guests lol) You know u r somali when ur girlfriend asks *so dear which qabiil do u belong to??!) You know ur somali when u chew anywhere,anytime under any weather. You know u r somali when people ask u 'how come u look different???straight hair,nose,complexion. You know u r somali when ur uncle thinks somalis r the best people on this planet educatiowise,milatarywise,civilizationwise. You know u r somali when u think that somaliwomen r the most beautiful women on this earth. You know u r somali when our women hate us so much to the extent when u greet them they think automatically think u want to jump into bed with them. You know ur somali when ur sick and ur grandmother thinks that u have jin on you and she starts the cuud thing. You know you are a Somali Man when you tell a female you attended her mother's wedding and three seconds later you ask for a date. You know you are a Somali man when your day and night is switched. You know you are a Somali when you think that everyone is conspiring to get the Somalis. You know you are a Somali when you have more than one identity. you know you're Somali when you spend a lot of £ in your wedding and the next day you're looking for someone to lend you some money. you know you're Somali when your mom in law rules your house. you know you're Somali when you favourite places to go out are rewayad, aros and moonlighting you know you're Somaliguy when you go out with a female once and the next day you tell every person you meet that you slept with her. you know you're Somaliguy when you stand in frontdoor of rewayada without having any money trying to use the back door. you know you're Somaliguy when you best bickup line is what is the time wallalow. Your a somali man when you your chat up line is " i've seen you before somewhere" u know u somali when you say chuventus and cherry instead of juventus and jerry. u know u somali when u say batatoes instead of patatoes u know u somali woman when u say to the DSS that u ain't got a husband yet evry year u producing like a rabbit...funny though how all the children carry the same last name and u wear jalabib (excuse my spelling) u know ur somali girl when ur parents think u the sweetest girl in the world...what can i say...looks can be deceptive u know u a somali guy when chewing chat is the highlight of ur life u know u somali when u have been in a foriegn country ei england for 10 yrs yet u still need someone to transalte letters for u u know u somali elder when u go to school on how to learn sewing u know u somali man if u tall dar and skinny u know u a somali women if u fat, short...and never stop complaining. u know u somali elder when another muslim man is not good enough to marry your daughter, but a somali who chews chad and got nothing going for him in general is a better candidate. u know u somali man when u have a wife in each continent. u know u r a somaliwoman when u complain about money shortage yet again can afford an expansive visit to the hair salon. u know u r a somaliman when u wear the same out fit throughout the whole year,winter,summer..... u know u r somaliguy when u like a girl yet can't confess ur love to her instead u fantisies about her. u know ur somaliwoman when u enjoy turning down a farax after a farax. u know ur a somaliman when ur wife beats u. u know ur a somali when u don't give a damned about how many calories are in ur food. u know ur somali when u eat bariis or pasta atleast ones a day.

LoooooooooL.. Waaaaaah Waaaah waxaasaa Majaajilo ah. Sidaan u qoslaayay ayaan Jar ka dhici gaadhay..lol Eeeyaa Cambaro LuuuL That was Funny walaahi. Thxz Walaalo.

Guyz check this out. You know you are Somali guy when you wear white sox with every pair of shoes. You know you are Somali when you wear the most expensive clothes in school, but never have any lunch money You know you are Somali when you had 30-50 days off sick from work this year You know you are Somali when you have relatives whose names consist of repeated syllables like "Ina farax qararaclah" read it in Somali "in farah dhogdhoglah?.? Mine by the way was "Ina Abdullah duffley" You know you are Somali when your daily meal consists of laxox, pasta and baris. You know you are Somali think your qabil (tribe) is the best in the world. You know you are Somali your day starts at 7pm and ends at 7am You know you are Somali guy when your best night out is going to mafrish You know you are Somali guy when your jeans hang from your ankle (Ghetto style) or from your chest (Italian style as some one told me). You know you are Somali girl when you think guys from other cities or countries are better or more mature than the home based. (Every body thinks the grass is greener in the other side) You know you are Somali girl when you think that every Somali man you meet likes you. You know you are Somali when you celebrate your birthday twice a year. You know you are Somali upon seeing your follow countryman or women you feel insecure. You know you are Somali when the gusts for weddings arrive @ 1 am and the bride and the groom arrive @ 3am You know you are Somali when upon meeting another Somali you try to find out what village they're from You know you are Somali when you deny being Somali by saying my parents are from Somalia but am (British, Kanatian, American) You know you are Somali guy when your best chat line is wallalo ma Somali ba tahay (No am Chinese) You know you are Somali when upon meeting another Somali you try to find out what tribe they?re from You know you are Somali when you're related to everyone You know you are Somali when your parents call each other "A- ya heh? You know you are Somali when you have four or five income support books/welfare books You know you are Somali when you greet your elders by kissing their hands or forehead. You know you are Somali when you follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18. You know you are Somali when you live with your parents until and at times even after you're married. You know you are Somali when you decorate your living room as the same as your friends house. You know you are Somali when you eat with your hands when you are at home only. You know you are Somali when you think a meal is not a meal without banana. You know you are Somali when your parents listen to the BBC somali 7pm news You know you are Somali when you know someone with the same last name and people would assume you were related You know you are Somali when you get a new job or its the start of a new semester and your parents ask if there are any other Somali that work there or are in any of your classes You know you are Somali when your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids You know you are Somali when your last name is one of the following, Jama, Farah, Hussein, Abdullah You know you are Somali when you have 500 family members, and you don't know half of them You know you are Somali when your parents tell you to turn off all the lights in your house in order to save money You know you are Somali when your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage." 1 Love Nomads Q

What u guys dont realize is thi is purely majic...lol So try it out with the 1 u luv..lol If she Bites ur head off . dont BLAME ME AIGHT..LOL 1 LUV Q

4 the Guyz If You love some 1 and that person dont give a F*** about u.. Just say the fellow words, Just like magic they will fall for u like mad. it works every time....lol Lagu qaad (Ikraaneey) The name of the person Lagu qabay naasaha Nafta mawdku kaa qaad Qun yar kaama socotee Sakaradku kugu qooq :eek: Lagu keen qiyaamaha. Peace MY NOMAD Family! 1 Luv