Just a few that made my sides hurt lol...
"You're like milk, i want to make you a part of my complete breakfast"
"My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it?"
"Honey, you're so sweet I get sugar diabetes just looking at you."
"Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying."
"Do you believe at love at first sight or do you want me to walk past again."
"Is your mother a thief? (pause) She must have been to steal the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."