no che ..i have security ,,,i think Xaliimo is beautiful

it is on two somali websties markacadeey and aqaranimo ..... so chill ..it is in the public sphere...

She found her Faarax and he is damn lucky to be with such a beautiful princess.... You can't beat or be better than this xaliimo!

if u don't want Faarax ..how about Frank or Faris or Faheem? F-man! Guess you want Muslim right? In the masjid today I saw Vietnamese jamaican, Nigerian, African-American, White-Aemrican Bengladeshi all praying and some there to hook up with Somali sisters. Maybe join the Masjid Sister's group and add yourself to the list of eligible sisters and within month, you will get something. I think that is an acceptable islamic way to have kids or otherwise .... Stick with us Faaraxs, there are millions of us out there who will adore you, respect you, treat you good and more than that... it is shame you give up that easily on us ...we can't afford to give up on you guys if you know what I mean. Maxaa ka fiican seeing your kids saying Hooyo at home? heaven? how many other chicks we stay away from and sacrifice for a ....Xaliimo? gizzilions! having lower expectations also helps sometimes

Are you serious? damn I thought I had this figured ..thanx again So Che what is the day after tomorrow Saad Danbe? So Saad is the guy's name?

Maybe his name was Saakuun - See I am thinking that you posted this on Wednesdaty, the day u met this Somali stranger and he told you his name was Saakuun and you may have asked him what it means and because of the language barrier he just simply opted for the easy way out and said Friday... Saakuun is the day after tomorrow! and there are some guys who have that as nickname! Now I am confused is Saakuun the day before yesterday or the day after tomorrow? Shalay is ysterday - Doraad is the day before yesterday ... beri is tommorrow so Saakuun is the day after tomorrow ..I stand corrected by myself! see we don't use t that much...that is where the confusion comes sometimes!

If you can read Somali and have a patience for long articles .... this is good read and educational in a way! Maamuuska gabdheheena iyo macnayaasha magacyadooda Posted on Qaranimo Online - July 30, 2008 Axmed C/samad alwaqaar@hotmail.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wednesday, July 30, 2008 - Bulshada Soomaalidu aad ayay u maamuustaa una qadarisaa gabdhaha, waxayna aad iyo aad uga hormariyaan wiilasha marka laga reebo dhinacyo kooban. Waxyaabaha tusinaya qadarinta dheeraadka ah oo la siiyo gabdhaha waxaa ka mid ah: 1. Waxaa aad loo difaacaa sharafteeda oo in lagu xadgudbo gabadhooda Soomaalidu waxay ka xigaan geeri. 2. Waxaa la siiyaa tarbiyo iyo edbin ka dheeraad ah tan wiilasha. 3. Waxaa si gaar ah loo baraa sida ugu habboon ee ay mustaqbalka u maamulayso reerkeeda, una maaraynayso nolosheeda. Waxyaabaha Xoogga la saaro waxaa ka mid ah in la baro farsamada, hab maamuuska sayga, mudanaha iyo martida. 4. Waxaa aad loo tixgaliyaa ninka gabadha guursada iyo waliba ciddii xiriir la leh, Soomaaliduna naf iyo maalba waxay u hurtaa, kuna baaba'daa difaaca ninka xididka la ah, reerkii wiilka gabadhooda qaba lagu xadgudbana waxaa la yiraahdaa: gabadhoodu guur ma leh, haddaysan tillaabo adag ka qaadin. Waxyaabaha tusaya arrintaas waxaa ka mid ah in Soomaalidu u qaybiso xiriirka u dhexeeya bulshada: xidid iyo xigaalo oo ah macne Qur'aanku sheegay. 5. Waxaa sidoo kale meel weyn ka jooga Soomaalida ilmaha gabdhoodu dhashay oo aad looga hormariyo kan wiilkoodu dhalay, waxaana la yiraahdaa qofka wax weyn la siiyo ama loo qabto: loo roonaa ma loo reer abtaa!!!. 6. Waxaa gabadha loo huraa wax weyn marka ay soo mudato ehelkeeda (ha noqoto mar ay soo cayrowday ama markii ay agoonley noqoto), markay soo booqatana waxaa lagu dhibaadiyaa waxa ugu weyn ee qoyskaasi heli karo. 7. Gabadhu waxay ahayd qof lagu soo hirto oo ehelkeedu si buuxda u tirsadaan marka ay reer yeelato, sidaa oo kale reerka ay u dhaxdana kaalintaas waa qadarinayeen oo waxay u arkayeen gurigaani in uu ka dhexeeyo labada qolaba. 8. Labada reer ee gabadhu u dhexayso (reerka dhalay iyo kay u dhaxdo) waxay ka midaysan yihiin in gabadhaas laga difaaco qofka dadka ugu dhaw (ninkeeda) hadduu xadgudub ku sameeyo. 9. Gabadhu waxay sabab u noqotaa xiriir iyo walaalnimo qoto dheer oo dhex marta labada qoys ee ku xididay. Waxaa taas aad u muujinay sida gabadha godob tirka ahi sabab ugu noqoto joojinta colaad raagtay oo xal loo waayay, waxay ku maahmaahaan: meeshii xinjiri ku daadato xab baa lagu daadiyaa. 10. Ninka ama reerka gabadha guursanaya waxay u huraan gabadha qoyskeeda wax weyn oo xoolo ah (sooryo iyo yarad), waxaan meesha ka maqnayn hasha hooyo iyo tan abti oo ka dheeraad ah waxa aabbe iyo tolku qaadanayaan!, taas oo marka dhinac laga eego tusaysa in gabdhaani qiimo weyn ugu fadhido ninka iyo reerka soo doonay. 11. Waxyaabaha tusinaya qiimaha gabadhu ka leedahay bulshada Soomaaliyeed dhexdeeda waxaa ka mid ah sida ay suugaantooda qaybeheeda kala duwan (gabay, guuroow, geeraar, maahmaah, halkudhig …) ugaga hadleen gabdhaha, hadday tahay ammaan, kool, wacyigalin, baroordiiq, doonis iwm. 12. Waxaa loo bixiyaa magacyo aad iyo aad u qiimo badan oo xambaarsan tilmaamaha wanaagsan ee laga rabo gabadhaasi inay yeelato xagga muuqaalka iyo xagga macnahaba. Bulshada Soomaalidu siyaabo kala duwan ayay ugu magac bixisaa ubadkeeda, magacyadaasina waxay ku baxaan munaasabad, waqti ama xaalad markaas taagan. Waxaa kale oo magaca loola qasdaa in uu tusiyo macne ama tilmaan qiime leh oo la doonayo in ilmahaasi yeesho. Waxaan meesha ka marnayn in gabadha laga doonayo in ay ku sifowdo tilmaamaha wanaagsan ee ay xambaarsan yihiin dhammaan magacyada loo baxsho gabdhaha. Munaasabadaha iyo macnayaasha magacyada gabdhaha Soomaaliyeed Magacyada gabdhuhu waxay ku baxaan munaasabado, waxayna xambaarsan yihiin macnayaal qiime badan oo laga doonayo gabadheenu in ay yeelato, waxaana ka mid ah: * Magacyo ku baxay xilliga gabadhu dhalatay, sida: Isniino, Axado iyo Salaado (xilli salaadeed). * Magac ku baxay xaaladda ay dhalatay gabadhu, sida: Ugbaad, Cosob, Xareedo iyo Roobo. * Magacyo muslimiintu la baxaan, sida: Xaawo, Caasha, Xaliimo, Khadiijo, Faadumo, Maryan iwm oo looga jeedo in gabadhu kuwaas oo kale noqoto. Magacyada xambaarsan macne ama sifo wacan oo la rabo in gabadheennu yeelato: 1. Magacyo diimeed oo tusaya in ay tahay gabadhu qof Alle taqaan, cilmiga iyo cibaadadana ku dadaasha oo barakaysan, sida: Muumino, Muslimo, Khayra, Suubban, Awliyo, Khadro (Khadar-nimo), Ijaabo, Duco, Ardo, Cibaado. Haddaba waa in gabadha Soomaaliyeed xambaarsanaato sifooyinkaas ee aysan noqon Alle ka jeed inkaar qabto ah. 2. Magacyo goobo barakaysan oo loo saadinayo in Alle geeyo adduunka, sida: Makka, Madiino, Muna, Marwo (buurta iyada iyo Mina la dhex ordo, marka la xajiyayo ama la cumraysanayo), Rawdo(goob barakaysan oo u dhexaysa Guriga Nabiga SCW iyo minbarkiisa). 3. Magacyo Janno oo Rabbi looga rajaynayo in uu aakhiro dajiyo, sida: Firdawsa iyo Naciima (oo ah labo Janno). 4. Magacyo tusaya dhawrsoonaan iyo xushmad, sida: Astur, Cawrala, Ceebla, Aamina, Ijo iwm. Gabadheenna iyada oo aan wax aqoon diineed ah lahayn ayaa waxaa astaan u ahaan jiray asturnaan, xishood iyo ceeb la'aan, waayadaan dambase ceeb Alle ha asturo!!!. 5. Magacyo muujinaya sama-sheeg iyo sama-fal, sida: Warsan, Nasteexo, Samawada 6. Magacyo tusaya xilkasnimo, naagnimo iyo mudeecnimo, sida: Marwo, Raalliyo, Amran iwm. 7. Magacyo tusaya qiimaha iyo qaayaha ay leedaha gabadhu, sida: Qaali, Dahabo, Cambaro, Jawaahir, Luul iwm. 8. Magacyo muujinaya quruxda iyo bilicsamida gabadha, sida: Qalanjo, Muraayad, Ubax, Xasno, Sahra, Safiyo, Shamsa, Qamar, Habboon, Keeyf, Cawrala (way dhammaystiran tahay oo meel laga xanto ma leh muuqaal ahaan. Waxay kale oo noqon kartaa qof xagga dhaqanka iyo akhlaaqda ka dhammaystiran oo wax lagu ceebiyo oo qawl iyo ficil ahi uusan jirin). 9. Magacyo xambaarsan macnayaasha: nadaafad, udug iwm, sida: Nadiifo, Mayran, Hufan, Cadar, Carfoon iwm. 10. Magacyo xambaarsan: Jacayl, macaan, qabaw, dagganaan iyo naxariis ay ku sifowday gabadhu, sida: Muxubbo, Timiro, Barni, Xalwo, Rummaan, Raxmo, Daruuro, Roobo, Cadar (qabawga daruuraha) iyo Naruuro. 11. Magacyo tusaya dulqaad, karti iyo firfircoonaan, sida: Carro, Wiilo, Caabbiyo, Baxsan, Shan-karoon, Fariid, Geelo iwm. 12. Magacyo xambaarsan saad wanaagsan, sida: Falxado, Hoodo, Ayaan, Maymuun, Caanood, Faa'iso iyo Fawsiyo 13. Magacyo tusaya boqornimo, sida: Mulki, Suldaamo iyo Ugaaso 14. Magacyo muujinaya inay ku filan tahay ehelkeeda, muslinkoo dhan iyo gaar ahaan ninkii hela, sida: Deeqa iyo Kafeeya. 15. Magacyo sita macnaha aqoon, caqli iyo garasho, sida: Fahmo. Wanaagga iyo maamuuska Soomaalidu u hayso gabdheheeda ee aan ka waranay kama wadno in aysan jirin xadgudubyo iyo dulmi loo gaysto gabdhaha ee waxaynu uga jeednaa in aan caddayno meekhaanka iyo maamuuska ay ku dhex leeyhiin dadkooda, isla mar ahantaasna aynu muujino in gafafka loo gaysto gabdhaha aysan ahayn dhaqan guud oo bulshadeenu leedahay ee ay tahay wax ku gaar ah qofka xumaaday, gafkaasi ha kaga yimaado reerkooda inta ay yaryar yihiin ama nimankooda marka ay guursadaan ama ubadkooda marka ay weynaadaan ama ha kaga yimaado qaar kale oo ka mid ah bulshada. Tan kale dulmiga iyo gafka laga galo gabdhaha waxaa ka badan kan laga galo ragga, tusaale ahaan: dhaqanka Soomaalida waxaa ka mid ah in aan la dilin dumarka wax kasta hadday dhacaan, waxaana la ogyahay in ay laayaan wiilasha yaryar haddii dagaalku dhanaanaado, waxayna ku magacaabaan siqiir gawrac. Waxaa iyana soo qaadis mudan in ay isku mid yihiin asbaabta keenta dulmiga ragga iyo kan dumarka oo ninkii gabar dulmiyaa uu intaa ka badan raggana dulminayo. Dhinacyada Soomaalidu ay kaga xadgudubto gabdhaha Waxaa jira dhinacyo bulshada Soomaalidu ay gabdhaha ka hagrato ama ku dulmiso iyada oo dhab ahaan gabdheheeda jecel una roon, waxaana ka mid ah: 1. In dadka qaarkood ay jeclaystaan ilmaha u dhalanaya in uu noqdo wiil oo ay ka naxaan haddii gabari dhalato, taasna waxaa sabab u ahaa bulshada Soomaalida oo aan dawlad iyo caddaalad midna haysan ee qof walba uu wiilashiisa ka filayay difaac. Xilliyadii yaraa ee Soomaalida qaarkeed galay magaalooyinka ama maamulladu dhisnaayeen waxaa yaraaday ahmiyadda qabiilka iyo horumarintii wiilasha. 2. In Soomaalida badankeedu gabdhaha ka hagran jireen xagga waxbarashada oo caadadu ahaan jirtay in wiilka wax la baro gabadhana xoolaha la raacsado. Arrintaan dhab ahaan hadda waa laga gudbay oo gabdhuhu xagga waxbarashada diineed iyo adduunyaba xilliyadaan dambe iyagaa kaga horreeya wiilasha, sababtuna waxa weeye waalidiinta oo ilmohooda si siman u geeya waxbarashada iyo wiilasha oo inta badan ku mashquula waxyaabo gabdheheenu ka hufan yihiin iwm. 3. In xoolo yari loogu diido nin geeyaankeed ah oo ay doonayso, ama lagu xiro yarad uusan heli Karin. 4. In lagu khasbo nin aysan raalli ka ahayn oo xoolo loogu xishay, lagana yaabo inuusan u qalmin ama qancin Karin. 5. Taas oo ay ka dhalatay dhaqan xun oo dhibaato weyn ku ah gabdhaha diintooda, sharaftooda iyo ehelkoodaba, waana waxa loo yaqaan: (( LA BIXIS)) oo gabadhu kaga fakanayso in lagu khasbo nin aysan rabin ama ku raadinayso nin ay doonayso oo ay ka cabsanayso in loo diido.Waxaa wax Rabbi loogu mahadnaqo ah in waayadaan dambe ay aad u yaraatay gabdhihii lagu khasbayay nin aysan rabin, ama loo diidayay ninka u qalma, waxaana ka dhashay in ay aad u yaraato la bixista oo diinteenu aad u ceebaysay, una diiday. 6. Dulmiga gabdhaha loo gaysan jiray waxaa ka mid ahaa in dadka qaarkood u diidaan dhaxalka, gaar ahaan geela oo lagu yiraahdo annagaa kuu haynayna ee orod oo arigaaga kaxayso. Tanina waxay ka mid tahay dulmiga aad ka u soo yaraaday xilliyadaan dambe oo diinta aad loo bartay. Gabagabadii bulshoweynta Soomaaliyeed rag iyo dumarba waxaa la gudboon in ay joojiyaan dulmiga ay u gaystaan gabdhaha, isla mrakaasna ay u guntadaan sidii dadkeena oo dhan looga dhaadhicin lahaa arrintaas. Gaar ahaan aqoonyahanka iyo suugaanyahanka qawl iyo qalinba inay ugaga qeybqaataan ayaan ka rajaynaynaa; si aan gabdheheena uga samatabixino dabinada iyo mu’aamaradaha loo maleegayo. GAARIDA GAARIDA HAWEEN GEED BAA LOO FADHIISAN JIRAY -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Xafiiska Wararka ee Toronto, Canada Qaranimo Online info@Qaranimo.com

I would be there soon through a transit to my way to Burco -- Saan ciil ugu qabo hilib geel iyo hilib ari oo dhayla ah! Thanks paragon for the invitation!

Gabartii walcdo ama wax jamato markeey xaamilo tahay - guess who cooks for her? Ninkeeda ... ever thought about that?

These are Italian fish dishes sorry But here is one you gonna befeasting on soon http://hem.passagen.se/ivik.sj/images/koksambusa7.jpg so afur wanaagsan..Afro-Gabar!

This is Cabdicasiis Dhicis - A Somali man cooking. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=CUCn3HYIa8U enjoy his cooking ladies

Baccalà Cacciucco Alici, Sardine, Anguilla marinate Seppioline in umido Missultin e polenta Fritata di bianchetti Fritto misto di pesce Orate al forno Acciughe fritte in pastella Acciughe in carpione Acquadella o latterino fritto Agghiotta di pesce spada Anguilla marinata Baccalà alla vicentina Baccalà fritto Branzino al sale Brodetto di arselle Buridda Calamaretti fritti Calamari in zimino Calamari ripieni Capesante alla veneziana Cappon magro Carpaccio di pesce Cartoccio di pesce spada Cozze alla tarantina Cozze fritte alla iareggina Cozze ripiene Filetti di baccalà Filetti di orata al cartoccio Frittura mista di pesce Grancevola alla veneziana Impanata di pesce spada Involtini di pesce Moscardini lessati alla genovese Murena fritta Nasello al forno Orata arrosto Pepata di cozze Pesce a scabecciu Pesce al cartoccio Pesce alla pizzaiola Pesce spada alla siciliana Pesce Spada arrosto in salmoriglio Polpettine di mare Sarde a beccafico Sarde arraganate (sarde con origano e pane) Sarde grigliate Sarde ripiene Sarde sfiziose panate Sardele in saor Sbroscia bolsenese Scampi a zuppetta Scampi gratinati Seppie col nero alla veneziana Seppie con i piselli Seppie ripiene Sogliole alla mugnaia Spiedini ai frutti di mare Spiedini di alici Spiedini di anguilla Stoccafisso alla genovese Stoccafisso alla ligure Tonno sott'olio Tortiera di cozze Totano imbottito Triglie alla livornese Zuppa di pesce

A warlord is a warlord is a warlord. clanish cheerleader is a clannish cheerleader is a clannish chear;eader. the clan disease is like a cancer and cankerous worm that eats the the heart and the liver and damages the mind and the intellect. The reputation of warlords Dheere, Darwiish, Qaybdiid, Muse, Qanyare and Yeey as war criminal monsters, traitors and tormentors cannot simply go away no matter how many clannish cheerleaders copy and paste inconsequential posts from clannish tabloids. The innocent Somali mothers and children who died under the brutal terror of these warlords know how immaterial this kind of hogwash is. A clannish cheerleader cannot be expected to cleanse their minds, to think freely and to use reason and rationale. And in the case of SOL and our champion of copy and paste, it is even more futile and hopeless. No! NO! that is not gonna happen!

yes you heard it here ..the head of the warlord-snakes, traitors, and collaborators is seriously sick now. I will wait until the media makes it official.

OK cabdiyo ...

Is he really praying? you could tell that it is all about "showing off"

Good Riddence.. Warlord Mohammed Dheere was xayawaan, mujrim and murtad. Intoow ku danbeeyn doonaa? maalintii la qararamsado ii soo sheega. Yeey, Qaybdiid, darwiish, and the rest of the war criminals should follow. Nur Adde is on mission to cleanse warlords out of the TFG.

Baawa siir? my arabic is bad There are three things in the title sorry ..it is just that i heard the shiisha one lately.I liked the spicy food and hemorrhoids myth explanation. I don't think it has anything to do with age. A friend of mine had a surgeon remove it and he missed couple of soccer games. So athleticism and age excuse is out of the window. You learn things from pples.keep it coming.

my pick up line for Somali chicks is this ? Assallamu Aleikum sista ...then she goes what? I go HI!.. She ignores me and walks away... i let her be. after a while she comes to where i am sitting and asks me if she can borrow something, I stand up and obligingly give her whatever she asked for..she says thanks ...followed either by Walaalo or Aboowe... from there I make my move ..I am bi-lingual or can speak both Somali dialects fluently and with ease..if she says Aboowe , i go abaayo fiiri ..see camal? danbi maan kaa galay? she goes no but i just didn't wanna be bothered ... I laugh and think to myself silently..isn't she botherng me now? but I don't voice it ...I say ..i know and she goes ..Oh you are nice guy..and that is my trap! if she says Walaalo ... i go Walaal waan uun ku salaamay mooyaane inaan ku bother gareeyo maan dooneeyn ...she will go ..dee waxba maaha ..salaantu dadku uun gaalo iyo islaam beey ka wada dhaxeeysaa ..( and i think to myself .so wasn't I dad? or Muslim? and werent't u supposed to say Waleeykuma Salaam? but i don't voice it ) all I say is I know and she says ..oo ma halkaan baad ka shaqeeysaa? ma college-kan baa aadaa? I go yeah and she goes horey kuumaan arag ..i say my name is Faarax barasho wanaagsan ..she opens up and voila there I got her! u got to use reverse psychology with Somali chicks sometimes and act dumb or humble .... pick up lines will work onSomali xaliimoos only if u aint Somali!

why Somalis think that there is link between the two? Arabs who sit all day for Shiisha are linking the Shiisha smoking, sitting and eating spicy food to it. Are these scientifically proven or they are just urban legends?

it was a joke! damn you guys take things so serioulsy! maybe it was a bad joke and maybe I made a bad judgement there... but still ..it meant not to be offensive! Plus I see doing these things actually liberating for the Somali chicks ..why not? why shouldn't they be ...forget it ...you won't get this joke too ..anyways i must say ..no pun intended here

it is good to plan ahead of your trip to Somalia. So here are some of my tips: let us start at the airport. Wink..wink to every African/Somali guy at the customs. Smile and flirt with all faaraxs specially those on QAT. Bribe them cos as you know ..money talks and that is why they are there to loot you of the loot. battery chargers and hygiene products are abundant in the duty free shops in Boosaaso, Mogadishu, and Hargeisa ..so don't bother packing all these electric gadgets or bringing some shampoos , deodorants and toothpaste with you. What to wear? shorts, beach apparel as bikinis and so on should be your daily costume. Show a lot of skin and don't bother sun screen or mosquito repellents... Shots are very important before you leave and during your stay in Somalia..get vaccines for STDs and AIDS pack condoms..in case you wanna get your grooves with militia leader.

booolo aroosto socoto waaye - baahi yuq yuq aa meeshaan nagu dishay - jb more pics of food ... and please hook us up with the recipe ..i am gonna have my own restaurant soon...

I think short people are caqlilooshin sideey dhulka ugu dhaw yihiin darteed ...they are grounded, more stable, more calculating and so on ...

As I saw this, I wanna go to the restaurant and eat. it is a food crave and I am so damn hungary now. But it is too little for me. I want more Hilib and Bariis. Gimme more roasted goat- leg iyo sarar ...and instead of the wine - i will go for ..more like aqcua minerale... I think this is a woman's portion. Am I right here fellas? is there a man food or women food? girls don't get tempted and gain more weight...you are already xusul baruur! What food makes you feel good or want more to eat? Do you have comfort food? Do you crave for special kind of food? Do you cook your food? or eat out ?