. Ducaysane, come onnnn bro, be fair, that backward thinking is not confined solely to Somali Galbeed, hana caayin.. Adiga hair colour baadba sheegi, aniga waxan arkay rag coffee gabar cabaysa haday arkaan u maleeyo calaamatul slut!

Alla, you learn something new everyday. Maantana ma taqsiin lecture baan u fadhinaa!! Minii la yaabo..nuune, Acuudka baan ka iri! Foolxumo, salaan hoose sxb, warka isoo geli..do you oil your muscles?

Waar muxuu leeyahay? Meel cidluu noo diri. Waxba maleh.. :mad:

lol barry white! I think it's the singing Mr. Broom, "baby come back" . Ads like that encourage sickos, y'know.

Mr. JB, please give us your opinion here. What do you think is sabotaging the election? Thanks.

How on earth can a vacuum be an object of sexual desire unless you're totally off the planet?

This is probably the most outlandish thing I've ever heard in the media, and the shocking thing is, it's TRUE! This REALLY HAPPENED! Yikes!!!!!!!! A Michigan man won't be fighting charges in the case of a sex act with a car wash vacuum. The Saginaw News reports Jason Leroy Savage has pleaded no contest to indecent exposure. Police say they arrested Savage while he was trying to have sex with a vacuum cleaner. A no-contest plea is not an admission of guilt, but will be treated as one at sentencing on March 25. He faces up to a year in jail.

FB, waa lagu sue gareen doonaa for copyright infringement over the "salaan sare" greeting. Aniga "salaan hoose" aan kuu soo diraa, qarash ma haayo haddii la i sue gareeyee.. Haneefah, salaan hoose to you too abbaayo.

Aren't double standards a trip? naag, may, nin, haa. What's wrong with this picture? All the khamees wearing smokers should be publicly flogged for their nahaab-nimo. :rolleyes: L0L@maxay ku guree. I thought taqsiin meant Tubaako?

Nuune, dhisiis-ka aa catch gareesay waaye waxa aan jeclahay, adi maaha nooh.. . I love "him" waxan u iri, "it" an u quuri waayay inaan ugu yeero.

Originally posted by AAliyah416: oh my god deeeqa changed, I was in tears. Alhmadulilaah. in tears? are you half hindi? Sheekoyinka xitaa maad ooyi? were you bullied alot in school, adi?

I don't suffer anything like what you're describing, but, there are days where I feel hot whilst I'm actually sleeping and it happens only at night. I sweat buckets, m side of the bed and pillow gets soaked, and when I wake up after I've had a sweating fit, I don't feel hot or anything..it's just weird! Haven't seen a doctor yet, but will Insha Allah soon. I suggest you see one too. G'luck.

Originally posted by Haneefah: ^Jacbur is when shaqola'aantu kaa badato uu buufis ku soo hayo, lol. Nose congestion is called cabudh. Nuune, bisinka, nin aan ogahay umbaabad badashayee see camal? Nuune's catching [insert name]. . He's so contagious, I love'im though!

L0L@Huda's "wear jalbaab & niqab" advice! ahah why not, if that's the only place left where she's still allowed to light one up.. I've seen many Hudas in my lifetime, they are d.a.n.g.e.r.o.u.s, in a fun sorta way!

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Making profits out of the starving people! Wala hawla wala quwata..! Sometimes I wonder if we are a nation of selfish individualists. Haram Walahi. Even when Somalia was Somalia there were well-known wholesalers that used to import expired and/or empty anti-TB capsules, imagine doing that to your own people for a quick cash!!!! Somalidu lafahay ka bukaan. Caafimad, ya Rabi, Caafimaad..

ahah, what next, Catwoman Binti Superwoman?

Oh what a coincidence, I was watcing the Doctors show earlier, and they were talking about just that, the prenatal vitamins, it was said it does more harm to your body than good unless you're pregnant/trying to get pregnant. How do you girls sleep masar on your hair @ night?? I can't keep anything on my head to save my life..

You're so funny, GD!!! Have you ever considered stand-up comedy? and oh, yeah, about the earlier gift, I am so taking option #4. :rolleyes: By the way there's nothing wrong with a little "qaraabasho" , come to think of it, I should go to Japan, I have small eyes and golden skin complexion that's enough to claim ancestry, yes???? kkkkkkk

Today I sat on one of those bizzare massage chairs at the mall. I almost immediately started laughing. Not because it tickled or anything, but because the whole thing was just so awkward feeling and not comfortable at all, I'm sitting there shaking, jig jig jig, and laughing my head off.. while my husband is standing there, looking at me like I'm a weirdo. It was truly the funniest thing to happen today. That son of a lion left me there, apparently he was too embarrassed to watch me. :rolleyes:

Cabdullahi Yusuf ayaa booqasho ku tagay halka uu ku aasan yahay Ismaaciil Jabarti oo ah Aabihii ay kasoo farcameen beelaha ******* ee hada ku dhaqan geeska Afrika gaar ahaan dalalka Soomaaliya, Itoobiya iyo Kenya. Cabdullahi Yusuf Axmed ayaa sheegay inay ahmiyad gaar ah ulleedahay booqashada goobahaasi taariikhiga ah oo uu in muddo ah doonayey inuu booqdo, wuxuuna sheegay inuu tegi doono dhamaan goobaha Taariikhiga ah ee isku xira Soomaalida iyo dalka Yemen oo uu hada ku nool yahay. ahhaha, odayga xoogaa beesadaa ku kala go'day aan u maleenaa, saan uu rabaa inuu hadda carabta ku shaxaado! . Wuxuuba iska dhigooyaa sidii Somalia nin "MARTI" ku ahaa. Muxuu marka isugu dhajin jiray? Allaa maxaa sharaf daro meeshatan taal! :rolleyes:

#3 is something my Haneefa would say..

Originally posted by Haneefah: Underdog , I think my favourite Xiin's phrase is called for here: Waad shideysantahay, walal! (I was looking for an opportunity to use it ). Kolkii lagu arkaba qof umbaad ku kacsanthay. I have yet to see you smile/laugh/joke on these boards. Nephy, speaking of gifts, there's this wonderful white dude who has helped me a great deal with something, and I wanted to get him a small gift to show my gratitude but I simply can't think of an appropriate gift. Any ideas? L0L. Ma ila aragtay? yarkan bilaash "coloow" uma oran! Markaan arko magaciisa waxaa ii sawirmo nin gaaban oo saliid murtuf intu isku soo siiyay macawiista soo duub-duubtay..adaale aadee . Waa lagu shukulaa maa tiri mise..due-zero aa lagu diraa kkkkkkkkk. Haneefah, yarkan cad ha ii dambeeyee, yar Somali ku caawimay horta gift ma siin lahayd abbaayo? . Wallee inaad miciyo siibatay.

If knowing what I deserve, and expecting too much from life and from those around me, makes me a psychopath and a narcissist so be it! @Coloow.

Mr.Spokesman, you're still @ it eh? If I ever run for office I want someone like you to be my spokesman, a very loyal pet, who will always say the right thing when/if I find myself in deep xaar.