ahhah@FB. Oh my lord. L0L L0L L0L. Man, that made me laugh my butt off. Laakin you ARE THE WORLD'S GREATEST LAAYA' . Now that I know this about you, I'll try not to fall for anymore of your posts. .

Article 3 – If the wound is caused by third parties, in other words if the loved one has become interested in someone not in the script previously drafted, vengeance is expressly forbidden. In this case, it is allowed to use tears until the eyes dry up, to punch walls or pillows, to insult the ex-partner in conversations with friends, to allege his/her complete lack of taste, but without offending their honor. Alla, if you could only hear stuff some people say! Matag baa ku qabaanaayo. I never could understand how people can be so hateful to somebody they once loved enough to have children with or marry.

no no no, SS it's not. If it was someone I was involved with I'd put my bag [which is the size of a city] over his nose until his arms stop twitchin, problem solved. THAT is how you handle an annoying situation.

L0L@ Ayan Hiris, now that's funny. Iyadoo dhaheeso aniga African maahi aa ii sawiran.

I do. . She should roll her friend over, sometimes that works.

If I were him I'd take the shortest possible route to the nearest masjid.

eheh, like euuuuw facial expression? or this [ :rolleyes: ]? can't just go right ahead and embarass him like that, dee. I'll just mention that he shouldn't blow too hard because he can burst his ear drum. It's gonna be a hard subject because he probably has NO idea how often he does what he does! It could very well be a sinus condition. Jimmy: I've seen that show. Hair pulling is common obsession, I do fal-falaad with me hair too when I'm stressed. Luckily I don't have huge chunks missing, for now atleast. Sheh: I'm laughing so hard, I just snorted! What do I say: hand over the Kleenex aan fiiriyee? Akhaaas. .

Some clothes just look better with a nice pair of heels. I don't think it's to compensate for lack of height or to attract men as the article suggests.

He has this thing he does with his nose. It's honking. About once every hour, he gets out a Kleenex and just starts making these god-awful noises and his eyes kind of pop out of his head. It sounds like a semi truck, I damn near ran off into a ditch last Saturday when he started honking in the car. I know it is a minor problem, but it kind of bothers me for some reason. Is there someway I can tactfully approach this subject with him? Is this a medical condition, I am not familiar with and one that perhaps I should be more sensitive to?

L0L@Huruuf. Why O why? If there's something you see that you like, get along with, have something in common with, who is also single.. there is no time to waste, cuz it is one in a million. So, not much time to be coy or play hard to get. Better to let them know you're interested...or somebody else will . Meeqaa inta naag cirka fiirinaysay nin lagala hoos baxay!

Originally posted by SCORPION_SISTA: This is something for me, it is to please myself...And to be honest with you, it seems like really hard work, quiet vagarious, and requires skills…It just depends on ones’ perception I guess, I always thought it was sexy and erotic. and also for looking particularly ridiculous. . No offence meant, I just find this pole-dancing fitness faintly amusing, can't understand why anyone would want to be associated with that image.

Deserve who to lead? Those in the purple shaded area of the map, or the green mise pink? Why not.

@ you two. Leave your power and evillness outside the delivery room and pick it up on the way out. Cara, Unless the older women were there at the conception too, they have no business staying there. It's such an emotional and personal experience which is thousandfold enhanced by a loving partner to share it with. ['the 'ell with their foox] It's bout time the Islaamo stepped out, and fetched these men to the labour wards.

stop it, just stop!

Waxan ka xanaaqaa naagahan kaxaysanaayo other female relatives. Where are the husbands horta? Were they not there at the conception [start]? Should they not be there at the Birth [end]? :mad: .

^ fiiri yarka, take your trolling elsewhere nooh.

War iga durji isku mid ma nihine! Naag African weli ma salaantay horta? Gacmahoooda lee kholof, waa ku xaganaayiin..it's like leather. Waxaa u qabtaa they all retired from farming, not like ours; soft as tissue paper.

L0L. A computer software looking a woman's facial features and being able to read her level of attractiveness is priceless from a phsyics standpoint but a whack job from a psychological standpoint.

TFG is dying a slow, painful death. I don't believe in keeping a puppet who's in a vegetative state, alive. Turn off the life support: TFG is dead. ps. FB, u ceeb astur inu Illaah ceebtaada asturo. .

^ L0L. Cadaan people are differently wired, yaa ku yiri la muran? GG; With this new study there will hardly be a senile elder in diapers.. . My granpa made it to atleast 100 [no one could say for sure though ] with no help, all on his own. His organs intact and no man-made devices operating in his body. When it was his time to go, he left with that preverbial smile on his face.

Not just spicy food. Caffeine, smoking, too many greasy stuff and hilib can bring it too. I have stress related gastariito. But just like any other Somali, I drink a glass of ice cold cow milk to suppress it. Hayam, have you ever seen anyone willing to let it go? I plan on living to be 150 years old. I've got my reasons! I just hope I can do it with caafimaad and camal saalax. I'A.

@ hooyo dabaal maa tahay. Thanks Yaabka. Here's one: Nin ayaa shaqo loogu badalay Woqooyi, Maalin maalmaha ka mid ah ayuu galay Masaajid Hargaysa ku yaalay, maadaama uu ka soo dib dhacay jamaacadii ayuu keligii iska xirtay. Xogaa kadib ayuu gadaashiisa ka maqlay "Usalii, Usaliii..Faradal...." Wuxuu dareemay in lagu soo daba xirtay faataxadii ayuu dabadeed kor u qaaday markuu dhammeeyay halkii uu ka filayay AAMIIN ayaa mid raggii kamid ah ku yiri kuwii kale "Car waa ninkii Ju' yiraahda mahadday JADHIIDH-NA noo keeneen oo yiraahdeen iimaan noqo". Ninkii odayga ahaa makuu intaa maqlay ayuu khalkhalay, naxdin darteed markii uu faataxadii dhameeyay halkii laga rabay in uu suurad ku xijiyo, ayuu Ataxiyaatkii dabada u qabtay. Qoladii mid ka mid ah ayaa haddana yiri "Gaw, Waar waaxay dee? wixii Walla-weyn kaa keenay *&^%, markaad fariisato maxaad akhrini?". ------- haha! Istaaqfurullah.

hadaanay what? Mallaay Xadhig Ku Xidheyn? Mey mey, Somalia waxaas lagama yaqaan abti, ha kugu taagnaato. Aniga I'm ready whenever he's..

Q: JB maxaa Somalia keenay? A: Faduul. Adiga Somali maba tihidbee, wiilkan dhulkiisa u heesanaaya, maxaa kaaga jiro? Isseh: Abti, allaha aqbalo. I'A. waanu isa sii raaci ii soo sheeg departure date-ka.

L0L@Adam'. Were you still in Somalia when it came out? cuz in here you can't go to a movie theater and watch an R rated movie if you are 11 . I'd like to send this Hindi song out to a very dear friend [you know who you are ] who I've grown apart from, but still miss at times: For you...