L0L! Add "maskaxda shiddeysan" to your list . Awoowe Xiin, naga daa haddaa, bes awoowe!

Ibty, antifreeze in this case means 'haterade.' The comment was for the 'know-it-alls' in our midst. Why can't they see things for what they really are? That brother North is not the one fighting against the peace process, doing every single thing in his power to break us up?

I don't even know why I bother posting here. You guys are all high on glue or been drinking antifreeze or something.

What's a male gold digger called? Anyone? Hunguri, shop owners need to stick with shop keepers, addeer.

Casarkii haddaan weel la culay, caano kugu siiyo, Cishihii haddaan sarar cusbaale, kugu cashaysiiyo, Oo waa caafimaad rage haddaan, cagaha kuu duu go, Asaadan caloosha igu hayn, Caliyow yeelkaaye. . Illaahoow naga najee ilaa heerkaas!

Here's an old school love letter/poem from a woman [yes a Somali woman ], I thought back in the days women weren't allowed to speak much less vomit their heart out like Cawrala did.. Gacaliye Calimaax, Calimaax sidii johoradeed, yaanan kuu jamane, Jannadii sidaad tahay, yaanan jawda kugu hayne, Dabadeed aan kala Jiidanne’e, mar ila soo joogso. Calimaax, waxaad iga guddoontaa salaan kalgacal oo kasha iyo laabta ka soo go’day. Waxaad kaloo iga guddoontaa mahad weyn iyo salaan uurka ka soo baxday. Intaas waxaa ii raaca inaan warqaddan qoriddeeda bilaabay saddex jeer oo haddana saddexdiiha jeexjeexay, ilaa ay ugu dambaystii iga soo go’day inaan illawba ilaa kuu soo diro tanoo ah tii afraad oo jeexjeexiddii ka nabad gashay. Ka maaggiddaas aan ka maagmaagay warqaaddana, waxaa iigu wacan welwel iyo walaac iyo waxaani garaflwaay oo ila soo dersey ilaa maalintii aragtideennu kow isu ahayd, ee ishaydu kugu dhacday laabtayduna ku raacday, oo ay isla mar ahaantii nafsaddaydu ku doontay. Haddaba, ugu horraystii waxaan jeclahay inaan kaa is xusuusiyo waa intaasoo aad i illawsantahaye inaan ahay gabartaad huuriga ka soo wada raacdeen dekedda Cadmeed oo markii doonnida la soo koraayey aad gacanteed midig ku taageertay taada midig, dabadeedna doonnida soo wada raacdeen. Magaalada Cadmeed maalintaan, casar ka soo dhoofnay, Waxaan ahay middaad caawintood, cudud ku taageertay, Waxaan ahay mid kuu cabatayoo, caashaq dhibayaaye. Waxaan ahay mid habeenkii kowaad oo ay doonnidu gutiraha ahayd dhegaysanaysay haasaawahaagii iyo gabayadaadii macaanaa murtidana lahaa, ee adiga iyo odaygii Nuur Ciise la lahaa idin dhex maray, khaas ahaanna dheg ulahayd xifaalayntaadii ku saabsanayd habkiyo hannaankay reer miyigu kula dhaqmaan hablahay gursadaan iyo murwooyinkey qabaan. War cilmigiyo haasaawihii, lagu caweynaayey, Waxaan ahay codkaad tiri miduu, cudur geyeysiiyey, Waxaan ahay mid kuu cabatayoo caashaq dhibayaaye Habeenkii labaad ee baddu kacday oo roobkii mahiiggaanka ahaa ee onkodka, hillaaca, iyo hanqarka badnaa da’ ay doonnidiina degtay, waxaan ahay tii kuu baaqday oo aad gacaan qabatay iyadoo baaxaa degaysa dhawr jeerna hafatay. Baddoo cartay mayeygaad ogayd, calool xumaantiisa, Waxaan ahay cadraddaad siddoo, calaf u laabnaa ye, Waxaan ahay mid kuu cabatayoo caashaq dhibayaaye, Waxaan ahay mid abaal iyo mahad weyn oo aan la koobi karayn uurka iyo laabta kuugu haysa, biimahaad ka badbaadisay adoo dusha ku sidey muddo aan toddoba iyo toban saacadood ka yarayn, aadanna ka daalin sidneedkeedii ilaa aad berriga nabadgeliyo keentay inkastoo hambabarooyinkii iyo libaaxi badeed ma sigeen dhowr jeer. Waxaan ahay cirkoo horay, iyo caadka oo kale’e, Waxaan ahay casaan raaca iyo, midab casaawiira, Waxaan ahay canabkii ka baxay, Calihi doognaaye, Waxaan ahay car foon iyo udgoon, iyo cadarki Baariye, Waxaan ahay mid kuu cabatayoo, caashaq dhibayaaye. Waxaan ahay haddi runtii lagu arooro, Cawrala Barre oo ah middaan sheegay oo isheedu iyo laabteedi ku raaceen aragtideedii u horraysey, oo aad shaki la’aan nafteeda iyo ruuxeeda leedahay, aadanse adigu ogeyn iyaduse had iyo jeer, habeen iyo dharaar, hurdiyo soojee kugu hammiyeysa oo jacaylkaaga iyo kalgacalkaaga oo jiidhka iyo lafaha galay aawadood, oon iyo anfaco diiddey. Waxaan ahay midaan cunin cuntada, calafka sooreede, Waxaan ahay mid cadanyootayoo, cidihi dayrsheene, Waxaan ahay mid caynkaaga iyo, caaqil mehershaa ye, Ugu dambaystii waxaan ku soo gabagabaynayaa warqaaddaydan oo intaas ii weheliya Calimaaxow, dayax buuxa nuurkiisa lahaayow, mangaloot uduggiisa lahaa yow, waqayga Caleed iyo waadhida Hawdow, waago beryaaya wajiigiisa lahaayow, mayey hooray hanqarkiisa iyo hillaaciisa sansaanshow, balanbalkoo dildillaaciyo mnidadbka balanbaalista lahaayow, markii aan saxariray saacii i qabtow, Soomaaliyi quruxdeeda sinji bay ula lahayde sunnaari la moodyow, sed bursiimo lahaayow, inaadan marnaba arrinkan aan kuu soo qoray yaraysan, ee aad si degdeg ah war iigu soo celisaa ama aad i soo gaartaa aan aniguna raaxada adduun maqsuude adiguna aad muutsatee macaankii iyo roonaantii ay murwo u roonaan jirtey mudanaheeda. Casarkii haddaan weel la culay, caano kugu siiyo, Cishihii haddaan sarar cusbaale, kugu cashaysiiyo, Oo waa caafimaad rage haddaan, cagaha kuu duu go, Asaadan caloosha igu hayn, Caliyow yeelkaaye. Waxaa iga dardaaran ah, haddaanan war buuxa ciyeen kaa helin inaad adigu wixii kalgacalkaagu i gaarsiiyo masuul ka tahaye bal ogow. Ogoobey haddaan dayaxu jiriti, dirir ma nuureene, Ogoobey haddaan daaqu bixin, duunyo ma foofteene, Ogoobey haadday diiddo, waan degel baxaayaaye, Oo hal iga dardaarana Calow, debinta maan saaro, War diifta aan qabo hadday, digasho ii raacdo, Waynoo daartii aakhiro, iyadaan cidina deyneyne. Waa Gacaladaa Cawrala Barre, ee deggaan Magaalada Xiis Xarrago

Ma anoo ina aw Ismael aw Ahmed ah? Agteeyda diamond shops qiimo kama laha, anaga diamond factories baan leenahay..

Ayan : They all tend to be happy people. They make friends very easily and have many of them. They are usually the centre of attention and be loud at times. The Ayans I know are carefree and hyper. Very nice people though! They're a bit loud too, I agree with you on that one.

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving. "There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them. L0L, ahahah! I'ma buy me a cover for my nice and clean, little Hyundai Excel

'meel baan ku arkay' you say now? It's good to be inspired by someone elses work, laakin citing an URL, or at the very least, mentioning the name of the original author or source baa kaga fiicnaan lahayd intaan dadku adu kugu xanaaqin.

WIR! ma ayagaa ku dhaco. :mad:

Alla ya cizak Alla ya cizak [shakes fingers on JB's head] , L00L. Aboo abooo, maxaa mid dhaaxe been ku soo xero gelisay shooow..

Akhas! . Laakinse, would be nice if the urinal had pictures of Somali politicians to aim at. Maybe it's time to re-introduce this idea, I'm sure lots of people would love to pee on pictures of the xabashi stooges.

Reer miyi iyo wax diloow maxaa isku saladay horta? Gabar magaalo ay waxay ku uur jilacsanayaan libaax baan ceejiyay iyo mas aan qaniinyo ku dilay..Acuudu Bilaah! Ar amaas ana i ceejiyaa inay is leedahay maba ogabo! L0L. JB, soo deey waxaa hayso.. af Somali love letter baan kaa sugaynaa.. af la fahmi karoo jilicsana ku soo qor.

Originally posted by *Blessed: I don't believe in pressurising men into buying you 'love tokens'. Though it is nice to be surprised, those who place their loves worth on the bling factor deserve glass rings, plastic flowers and silly faaraxs. :rolleyes: Little something my mother told me when I was a small child..she said, 'Dear, your bosom can be fake. Your smile can be fake, and your hair color can be fake. But your diamonds and pearls, must always be real.' . Say no to glass rings and plastic Faraxs, sisters! .

Ku: [insert name] Ka: [insert name] Dadka taan ka doortaay dareenkii wadnahaygaay diirkii jirkeygaay dooqeygu tuu raacaay, waxaan kuu soo dirayaa salaan daacad ahoo debecsan diiranoo duunyoo idil iyo doolarka ka qaalisan. Oo dubka sareetiyo halbowlaha dacaladiisiyo ku dahaaran qalbiga, oo diiwaanka wadnihiyo ku daboolan caloosha. Ee adigana ha daayicinoo haygu sii deynin duurkee, I daryeel macaaneey. Daa'inkii ina uumayna waxaan kaaga dalbayaa deeq inuu ku siiyiyo, caafimaad derejo leh. Intaa dabadeed, aan iska dabro salaantoo aan usoo daadago dulucdiyo ujeedada... [xaaax! ] And the rest is history..

No adrenalin rush at all here, dude. They scare the bajeezus out of me. I'm a wooser baby, but I'm also a great asset on theme park trips..who else would you have hold the glasses, wallets, bags etc etc.. L0L.

Who cares about the difference. Five years from now we'll all be Somalis living under sharia law anyway.

Diamond rings may not be customary, but in Islam a man is supposed to give his pride-to-be jewelry and other finery within his ability. Originally posted by Sue: See I personally think that's the reason the divorce rate is at an all time high, if you think something like that is enough to evaluate your whole relationship. If your sibling lied to you about something would you disown them? I'm not saying put up with domestic violence but have the understanding that we're all human and we're able to make mistakes. The question is can you admit to it and learn from it? Don't forget, all of this is happening while you're still single. Would you build a relationship and future with deception as your foundation? I wouldn't, absolutely not! And I would never disown Family! A man I'm in a relationship with is no sibling. If a family member should ever be in the wrong then it's their life. I can only be there to guide them. We don't choose the families we are born into, before we are born into them, unlike marriage; we have a choice! You can choose to be with this dishonest, lying twat or that sweet hot sheikh over there.

Human behavior is something else. I guess all we can expect now is riots around the world over it.

LMAO!!! is that Marcus giving crucial speech on Sool and Sanaag issues?

^ Once a liar, always a liar. If he lies about something like this, then imagine all the stuff he will lie to you about in the future. Originally posted by Naden: Diamonds are the most useless garbage shoved down people's throats. Sure, you can tuck them away as an investment for future sale but I just don't understand this insistence upon plastering them onto marriage and proposals. Kill him? Please! They deserve each other, the lying weasel and the superficial hag. Hope you're not writing about people close to you. In that case, she has every right to be mad until he replaces the ring. Then, it's love-love for the lovely couple. You're just weird! . It's NOT a *garbage*, they sparkle real pretty and you know it, don't be a hater. I'll take a GIANT diamond any day! I stare at mine all the time. Girls Oooo and AAaaaah over it, and I just smile. They don't have enough balls to ask if it's real. .

Say you got a diamond ring from fiance, he said it was a 3 carat, 20,000 dollar ring! Whoa! You're over the top, showed it off to all of your family, friends, clients, and colleagues. When you went to get it appraised, the truth was exposed [drum roll please].. it was just glass . You feel outraged, disappointed, and humiliated. Now you want to kill that ***ard, but is it because a) the ring isn't worth squat, or b) he lied about it?

^ no, no that won't work on the mentally challenged. Originally posted by MARCUNIAN: Rudy, Most warlord behave the way they do because they never had a good upbringing. when they were young they were starved of material goods and emotional support. All warlords, whether somali or not had a tough childhood. Take the likes of Hilter,Stalin and Qanyaare for instance. Its quite difficult to see how i display similar attributes to the like of Qanyaare. Now Sxb, do yourself a favour and refrain from writing absolute bullshit. I pity the likes of you. You pathetic, 30-something social retard. NOW I'M LAUGHING. I'm not upset at all!

Budo iyo biyo maxay isku qaseen! Puntland ayadaaba nafteeda meel ay gayso waysan, maxaa wado? and where's Abdulahi Yeey? Wax warkiisa sheegayo ma maqale is he not in DJ?