Xiin bro, if the Shabaabs are not acknowledging these peace talks and results from them, maxaa rajoo meesha yaal? Imagine a peace conference without one of the warring parties? Ridiculous. The Asmara group maxay isaga dhigayaan inay the shabaabs ayaga amar ka qaataan? mise way ka qaataan?

1. Don't start hoovaring the house when the football is on! 2. Don't come in the living room and pretend you're interested in football: " ya ciyaraya, Brazil"? No, ehm, it's the Euros"! Very annoying when people pretend their interested in football. You have 2 keep schooling them and tell them such things like, " Romario isn't playing". 3. Don't be a xasiid and say " caanihi is finish, get your *** to Tesco"...when there's twenty minutes of the semi final left. 4. Don't say " Maxa ka Galay, waa laba Gaal" Like my Auntie says annoyingly! @ #4. I know you guys get passionate about your sports, but you can always tape the football and watch it later when she sleeps.

Originally posted by Ducaysane: Nepth, Ma creamka lagu qooqaad indha marsataa. Man..this is an opportunity..isku barooweey, elevator eyes baad yeelani. Just go for it.

Addeer, asba wuu yaqaanaa! Siduu isaga soo wareejiyay, baad adna igu soo wareejisay. Xasha! Yaa dabaal ah oo baxar la gelinaa.. . Mayoooy!

^ Gabaran anu approve gareen, oonan stamp saarin waa kaa xaaaraan. Welcome back, dear.

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: Ninkii asaga ahaa inta istagay oo Faarax usoo dhawaaday buu yiri: Najjisyahow, najjisku dhalay waa kuu gabyahayaaye, Doofaar baad tahay, oo sidaad iigu soo baxday baan kuugu soo baxay'e Nacallaa waaridkaa iyo walcankaagaba ..... . JB hadduu waxas la soo shir-tago asagoo nool baan duugaynaa!

haha @ vaseline. the cream is not for 'bottom' use only. L0L. I use it for my eyes sometimes to reduce the buffiness. If we're allowed to do so, why not for the lads?

hmmm! Can you spit through that thing? or carry a chicken leg in it, or other food particals? Now that I think about all the fun stuff you could do with a gap, I'm thinking I might very well want one.

sas wan u gartay, maxase ah kiimiko ban ku waydiyey? Ka sii fikir intan ka soo toosaayo subaxdi, waa markaad adiga shaqada ka sii baxayso.. L0L. g'nite

ok trolls, take it to the troll thread.. <------- JB, what do you mean "Kiimiko"?

Arwaaaauund = around. . Ayoo ayooo, he got lips masha Allah eh! Gabadhii uu shumiyo wejiga dhanaa ka qoyaayo. No no no, xaal qaado ku dheh. He can spew his bile elsewhere! I like Mr. Pathetic aka Shades better.

LMAO! Sheeko qaanfuur iyo ganfuur weyni buu isku darsaday. Hahaha, JB, sii soco addeer. I'm sticking to my ganfuur too. 'Ganfuurkaa [with an N] kaa jebihaa' lee weligay maqli jiray. Nin waloow afkaa taqaan hadaa..

ahah ! How to spot a rer mudug: Just watch out for those: dadka indhaha faraha ka galiyaa indho-adeeg dartii L0L.

Problem is l could not take any of her whining anymore so l attempted to walk away but she just came headon and "turned the volume up" in a dininghall of over 360 students. Walking away is the right course of action. A real man doesn't need to stand up to a woman to stop her nagging him. He can always just get away from her. This reminds me of a time when I was physically picked up by my brother, removing me from his room, because I was harassing him. No violence, no bruises or scratches..he just put me outside and closed the door. But I still wouldn't go away, I set up camp outside his room..crying, with pots, pans and dacas, banging on the door..shouting: 'car soo bax'. Ohh bless his heart. He knew he couldn't fight his way free , so he stayed in his room the entire time. Axx, how I love and miss him!

I see, you grew a third ball.. . Xiin inuu kuu gabyo maka cabsanyside?

Action’ ka indhaha kala soco, idhaacadana dhegaha ka dhagayso.” . AT&T, did you know rer Mudug people eat cad & caano in the theater during the halftime break?

Ducaysane, ma adigaan habaar kuu quuraa? yaa gabdhahaan ka ooysiinaayo la'aantaaa? . Jir oo joog weligaa, ina eedo. Teera kale, aniga silis aayatul kursi aa ii xiran. Xirsiga ad lee waaye! Madaxa halaguugu xiro sidii eri waashay.

Originally posted by Dhubad: quote:Ayuu ahaa wasiir C/Qaasim waxa uu ku dhashay gobolka galgaduud ee degmada dhuuso bareeb wuxuuna ahaa nin ay isku haystaan laba nin oo lakala yiraahdo haaji hashi iyo salad hasan cilmi dadka intiisa bandanna waxa ay oranjireen waa ina haaji haasshi . Subxaanallah, Duke ina adeer you are taking it too far. It was Yeey who publicly in Garowe said something about A/Qasim's wife and now this.... :confused: :eek: A/qasim is a *****? The old man is playing it low-down real dirty.

Madam D.C. Suicide. What do you think? Conspiracy??? She had said she was going to tell all..many BIG names.

Originally posted by NinBrown: Neph...hormarka miyaa ku dhibaaya War isku xishooda rag waaweyn baa tihiine. :rolleyes: . Mid kasta meeshanuu u soo xeet-xeetay sidii inaa gurigii hooyadiis gadaashiis benzino looga qodaayo. War waxan haddii ay suuroowdo waa xoolo Somali-yeed, Somali oo dhan bay ka dhaxaysaa! Puntland kaliya inay cuntaa waa habeenkii xalaa hoo tagay.

haa, asaga waaye! ma qof magaciis baa, horta?

Originally posted by Northerner: The helicopter landed whilst I was there :cool: A Somali brother's view from his office window :cool: [/QB] Ishhh, how do you concentrate? I mean isn't the noise so LOUD? with all that helicopter landing and take-off. I wouldn't want such a view for free xitaaa.. oucccc.. OK I'm jealous! :mad:

^ . Whenever my husband catches me cheerfully agree with Oprah's views, he makes vomit faces and that noise that men make when you mention something that they don't like... Hahaa . Anyway, she is smart and funny and loaded..axx!

taliyaha ciidamada Itoobiyaanka ee jooga Jante Kuundishe , is that new Somali town? mise cento quindicie ay ka wadaan. Uff Somali iyo broken Italian isku nacay!

Originally posted by Naden: quote: Originally posted by Nephthys: Istaaqfurullah! We all bleed the same and we all are human. It is what is on the inside that counts ya walad 3ami, not the size of your ganfuur . Um, is a ganfuur south or north of a belly button ? Just out of geographic curiosity.Belly button? L0L w-h-h-h-y? Ganfuur = the upper jawbone. It's from the south [i think], it's not a nice or a complimentary word though.. we use it for those that have a protruding upper jawbone.