Nephissa

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  1. Empr: Let me rephrase my earlier q. can a tarakul salat[sp?] lead a muslim nation? Odayga macno saas ah ma sii laha. No need to dedicate my life to him sidaadoo kale io kan kaa koreeya.
  2. What's so sacred to you about this senile goat anyway? GD, this isn't some my hearsay is better than your hearsay drag race for crying out loud.
  3. ^Saaxib, we are all human beings, nationalists and for that matter religious. Is A/Y religious? I heard he never bows down [rukuu] jeeruu kufo maahee..
  4. Being a woman is no joke. It has to be the hardest thing to be on this earth. Many things make me think/wish over I was a man but too many logics to shrug the thought away and make me think I was meant to be a woman. Being a is not a trip to the park with your kids, Malika.. timahaa is guri.. . "Get up now Get up now Get up out of bed Wash your face Brush your teeth Comb your sleepyhead Here's your clothes and your shoes Hear the words I said Get up now! Get up and make your bed Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that? Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at? Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play Don't shovel Chew slowly But hurry The bus is here Be careful Come back here Did you wash behind your ears? Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair? Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare Get along! Don't make me come down there Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day? Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay? Can you even hear a word I say? Answer the phone! Get off the phone! Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table No more computer time tonight! Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home? Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me [L0L] Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight Eat the food I put upon your plate Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three Get a job, get a life, get a PHD Get a dose of, "I don't care who started it! You're grounded until you're 36" Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too? If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before That you're too old to act this way It must be your father's DNA Look at me when I am talking Stand up straighter when you walk A place for everything and everything must be in place Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about Oh! Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on Get in bed, get up here, say a prayer with mom Don't forget, I love you And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends You don't need the reason why Because, because, because, because I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!"
  5. I urge good Ibtisam to accept it. she must first decipher the buranbur, no?
  6. Some are suggesting bad breath, others one of them not clean (nasty things), others weired things. But this thing is so unique that I was afraid I will die without telling. I know some are thinking I might just wanted to keep people on suspense (for attention purpose); Haday wax wasakh ahayn, attention radisna kaa ahayn, maxaad ugu dhegan tahay? War HUS baa lagu yiri!
  7. hmmmm! Is NG the one with the rolled up magazine in his hand, next to Norf?
  8. I have a fair idea now based on hygiene, which I shall keep to myself remember, it's about what she said, not her body. I doubt it has anything to do with hygiene. Maybe she told him to go see a doctor..
  9. naaaah, I got my own version of Obama right here @ home..
  10. He's just an everage guy, so hip and playful. I liked the tushy touch..
  11. ahhahaha! ina eri. Iska sheeg haddaa, hanagu kala goynine L0L. Cid ju' kuu dhihi mayso, anaa ku iri.. Sheeg si deg-deg eh!
  12. Ducaysane hadaanad i dhaafin wacadalaa wax baad isku arki! Nin kuu digay kuma dilin baa la yiri.. aaheey!
  13. Ogaysiis!Ogaysiis!Ogaysiis . Stop blaming it on other people, that was a case of multiple personality dhisordher patient on the loose, that is the only thing I can think of as an explanation of any kind!
  14. ahhahahh!!! War iga aamu, iga aamu. I laaaf youuuu iyo wax kalaba waan oran hadaan arko.. L0L@Gacan ma dhaqan. Euuuuuuuuw.
  15. I only spot one Somali. Where are the other two? the guy with sunglasses on his head looks Ethiopian to me. Oh lucky him, he touched Obama ! If it was me I'd melt like a butter in a pan.
  16. nuune, the difference is, adiga kii saxda ahaa baa sheeganaysaa, asna kii xerada qaxootiga looga qoray. . Addeer nuune, manta ka dib wa inan kursiga kaaga kacaa meeshaan kugu arko. Aabahay baa 3 sano kaa weyn.. . Nus qarni baad sii cag-cagaynaysaa!
  17. What makes you think cheesy topics like the one above belong in the 'intellectual' forum? Somebody move this to Womens..
  18. Alla maxa oday nuursi u gooyey meeshan isku soo guray maanta! Up or Down kulahaa.
  19. AT&T: Waxa ku hadle maskax gaboowday, waxan "Hoos iyo kor baan ka tolonahay" aad ka hadlaysaa went out of fashion around dagaalkii xabashida 19 seveni coodh-coodhkii if not before that. Get with the program old man. Stop reading the sex ed pamphlets from the 60's, blood being present is not a telltale sign of virginity. The only place you're going to find mid maryaha dhiig ku reebto these days is if you go to the central Sahara and have at least 5 camels, 2 goats and a marduuf jaad for the dowry. ps: Obama waxa ku diidaysaa wax kale maaha, waa ganfuur weyn, miyaa?
  20. Waryaaraheen, I didn't put a gun to your head and demanded this stink of sewage. :rolleyes: And a little FYI; a broken hymen is not necessarily indicitave of having had intercourse. There are numerous other ways a woman can break her hymen. All the proverbial pool of blood from a broken hymen waa cow-xaar. re the topic: The guy prolly only married her because he liked the idea of sex with a virgin and was then angry with her bc it didn't turn out how he imagined. :mad:
  21. Hell to the No...not after last night. I don't think she knows how to be a mate, either personally or politically.
  22. Outrage as French judge annuls Muslim marriage over bride's virginity lie. The annulment of a young Muslim couple’s marriage because the bride was not a virgin has caused anger in France, prompting President Sarkozy’s party to call for a change in the law. The decision by a court in Lille was condemned by the Government, media, feminists and civil rights organisations after it was reported in a legal journal on Thursday. Patrick Devedjian, leader of the ruling Union for a Popular Movement, said it was unacceptable that the law could be used for religious reasons to repudiate a bride. It must be modified “to put an end to this extremely disturbing situation”, he said. The case, which had previously gone unreported, involved an engineer in his 30s, named as Mr X, who married Ms Y, a student nurse in her 20s, in 2006. The wedding night party was still under way at the family’s home in Roubaix when the groom came down from the bedroom complaining that his bride was not a virgin. He could not display the blood-stained sheet that is traditionally exhibited as proof of the bride’s “purity”. Mr X went to court the following morning and was granted a annulment on the grounds that his bride had deceived him on “one of the essential elements” of the marriage. In disgrace with both families, she acknowledged that she had led her groom to believe that she was a virgin when she had already had sexual intercourse. She did not oppose the annulment. Read more..
  23. We won, we won..oh yeah oh yeah!!! My man Obama has gone over the top. YAY! Obama should pick someone other than Shrillary, and send that woman packing. For Hillary supporters: Buh-Bye sorry to learn that your woman didn't win.