yaah? micnee abooo warkaas.

Is this a trick question? Here: 32. tell me..?

Originally posted by Zash: Asalam aleykm everyone;let me first formally introduce my self, am a new SOLer I have the following decision to make. I have never applied Cilan or Heena and i promised maself that i will not till i get married but am tempted to apply now coz my graduation is approaching and i want to look nice. What do you people think, should i wait since i have reached this far or should i go ahead apply it for ma graduation??? How old are you horta? and what flight did you come with? . *Looks at her fingernails* I don't do henna, it's just not me, it looks tacky. And a couple of days down the line it starts to fade and looks ugly anyway + the smell, akhas! I guess it all depends on personal taste and style. I'd get a A French mani if I were you or keep my hands naturale for the occassion. Cilaan hadii marsado waxa lee isku maleenaa dhoore!

Somali ministers paid to resign -- Eleven Somali Cabinet ministers received large sums of money to resign their positions as part of a political attack on the prime minister, sources allege. The unidentified sources allege the ministers quit Saturday to increase political pressure on Somali Prime Minister Nur Hassan Hussein, who has been locked in a political fight with Somali President Abdullah Yusuf, PRESSTV reported. The ministers' resignations come the same week Yusuf reinstated Mogadishu Mayor Mohamed Omar Habeb, who Hussein had dismissed. The group of ministers released a statement Friday foreshadowing the mass resignation and identifying Hussein as a main motivator for the decision. "We cannot remain and take responsibility for what has been done by the prime minister," the ministers said. PRESSTV said Somalia was thrust into a political and security crisis through a civil war among various factions seeking control of the country's government. ^ ^ ^ It's another sign of how fast Addeero's ship is sinking. Buh Bye Duke .

Wow! A woman who wants a child without all the male jug-jug that goes with it! Goodluck with that.

Horn, wax ma dhaantid Emperor adu laftaada. You're as 2 faced as they come......when the UIC lost Xamar to Xabashida and Yeey hired your addeer 'Huuraale', you turned them off like a TV set, but when the Shabaabs re-surfaced as a winner and your addeer got fired, you switched them on and butter them up! Ohhh the irony of it all!!! Isla yaab.

I s.a.w you styling and acting like you're 20..

L0L@Johnny. Labadan beri waa nasatay, hada kis yar oo jug-jugees aa u soo xiistay miyaa? . Ka waranbo qoftii bikini modelka ahayd oo jalbaabka ku qabeesanaysay? Sawir kale ma noo haysaa ayadoo maryahii dhigtay?

It's hawt in here! . Somalia markuu fusuqii ku soo batay buu Illaahay fuuto gediyay, af-gambi. Ha ka xaaxaabiyaan hee..i salaax ku teh, akhas! ps; Waryaa nuune, beerka caaro ku goysay maku iraa, been baad ii sheegtay. :mad: you're no 50 years old.

Originally posted by Koora-Tuunshe: quote:Originally posted by Nephthys: Allaa alaa ilmo, ilmada i qubanaysa lugahay dhaaftay! maxaa tiri? ma la qowracay? way ooo way. War i aamusiya oo safaleeti i siiya! Nephthys, Are you for real? I can't believe you rejoice the cruelty with which these police men's lives were taken. I don't recall you giving two cents about the slaughtered innocent tabliiqis. You were proud of every drop of blood the Xabashis shed with no shame to say it out loud. If you can sleep at night comfortably after saying the things you've said - I feel sorry for you Walaahi. Pretty much a good example of what hypocritical ******* you are, and why you should not even be listened to much less given any kind of respect. There is no excuse for this incident but ignoring the reasons for it's occurence to support your agenda just goes to prove the utter hate you're consumed with and how badly it reflects on yourself. ps: just a little FYI; I don't rejoice at the death of my people.. ****li******f or otherwise. Salaama.

Originally posted by cynical lady: Malika before you go and stay at che, please promise me you will wear that at all time. I don’t trust the man with penny let alone you.. . "The Ultimate Chastity Belt" joke.. King Arthur was in Merlin’s laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt, except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. “This is no good, Merlin!” the king exclaimed, “Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m’lady, the Queen?” “Ah, sire, just observe,” said Merlin. He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two. “Merlin, you are a genius!” said the grateful monarch. “Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected.” After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest. Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he assembled all of his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal “short arm” inspection. Sure enough, each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them, except Sir Galahad. “Sir Galahad,” exclaimed King Arthur. “My one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!” But, alas, Sir Galahad was speechless.

ahah@ is too good. I don't blame them. The ballot argument against naming the sewage treatment after George W. Bush: Sewage treatment plants take what is smelly and unhealthy and after the course of processing it, discharge what is frequently safe enough to use. With Bush and the government he runs, the reverse process happens.

SAN FRANCISCO — Reagan has his highways. Lincoln has his memorial. Washington has the capital (and a state, too). But President Bush may soon be the sole president to have a memorial named after him that you can contribute to from the bathroom. From the Department of Damned-With-Faint-Praise, a group going by the regal-sounding name of the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco is planning to ask voters here to change the name of a prize-winning water treatment plant on the shoreline to the George W. Bush Sewage Plant. The plan, naturally hatched in a bar, would place a vote on the November ballot to provide “an appropriate honor for a truly unique president.” Supporters say that they have plenty of signatures to qualify the initiative and that the renaming would fit in a long and proud American tradition of poking political figures in the eye. “Most politicians tend to be narcissistic and egomaniacs,” said Brian McConnell, an organizer who regularly suits up as Uncle Sam to solicit signatures. “So it is important for satirists to help define their history rather than letting them define their own history.” Not surprisingly, those Republicans in a city that voted 83 percent Democratic in 2004 are not thrilled with the idea. Howard Epstein, chairman of the ever-outnumbered San Francisco Republican Party, called the initiative “an abuse of process.” “You got a bunch of guys drunk who came up with an idea,” Mr. Epstein said, “and want to put on the ballot as a big joke without regard to the city’s governance or cost.” The renaming would take effect on Jan. 20, when the new president is sworn in. And regardless of the measure’s outcome, supporters plan to commemorate the inaugural with a synchronized flush of hundreds of thousands of San Francisco toilets, an action that would send a flood of water toward the plant, now called the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant. “It’s a way of doing something physical that’s mentally freeing,” said Stacey Reineccius, 45, a software consultant and entrepreneur who supports the plan. “It’s a weird thing, but it’s true.”

Originally posted by The Zack: Xunduf, To mention one of things the good sayd did, when the sayd first came to Berbera he stopped by an orphanage camp, by talking to some of the Somali orphans in that camp, he asked what their names were, and the first three claimed their names were David, John and Peter, he asked what their religion was and they had no idea at the time. Point of the story: The so called Somaliland could've been all christians by now if the sayd was never there. You should appreciate that adeer. haram 3aleek ya akhi. :rolleyes:

Allaa alaa ilmo, ilmada i qubanaysa lugahay dhaaftay! maxaa tiri? ma la qowracay? way ooo way. War i aamusiya oo safaleeti i siiya!

Give it a time addeer, Somalia will all be forgotten in 30-50yrs. By then most facts are lost from the collective memory. Those who might yet remember truths are by then discounted as suffering from senility and considered unreliable witnesses.

. Meeshan waa la is karbaashooyaa! War anigaa arbiitaro idiin noqonaayo i doorta [Xiin, makaahiil-linaayo ha cabsanin..]

Waryaa FB you racist piece of shitola! What do you see in them that you don't see in us?

NO. We are too far gone, not even the good Sherif is going to save that country. Anyone who thinks he can lead Somalia is a few short of a six pack and willfuly ignoring reality.

Originally posted by money: Cara Mia ...come sei carissima! you are so dear coming to my defense! You are very generous for doing it even though I didn't need it. For nephthys, I thought S/he (sorry not yet sure of your gender and remember I am new to this forum and don't know everyone's whatever) was kind sophisticated but I am proven wrong. Sono femminuccia. . Piecere di conoscere! L0L@ thought Nepthy was sophisticated. You're saying it like it's a bad thing.. . <---- laid back and casual.

Anigu waxaan u arkaa in dadkan in lagu maadaysto kaliya meshan uu u keenay. Sababtoo ah, haddii runta loo hadlaayo oo Ilaah laga baqaayo, wax 'beautiful' la yiraa anigu meesha ma arko. .

OK Haneefah, waxan kaloo ku maqashiin this other thing I do with my mouth while keeping back-teeth together, but lips open [curled up though], sucking saliva gadaal-gadaal with my gooso caqli.. ma taqaan that sound? it's like saying *iiihiii* laakin ma hadlaysid. .

can we hear them?

L0L. They go on...Wallahi waa kuu fiicanahay(!) ladnaaan(!),khayr wa khayraad...caafimadkeyga Juusto)(!),dhag dhag,Alxamdulilaah(!)-waxaan sheego waa dambi,ilaahey waa ii gargaaray!-- *Ihiii* ,kheeeyr!. . Ma anaa ii dan leedahay? You d*mn well know I say that!

Originally posted by Skipper: Quote by nephys: "but my beautiful husband was having the ewww factor" What a wonderfull thing to say about your husband.But i am certain that you meant to use the word "handsome" rather than beautifull. Other than that queen victoria would have been proud of how fluent you are at her native language. O'excuse me, but if you are trying to make "your queen" proud you could have at least used the proper capitalization . Having said that I don't think it much matters really as handsome is solely a description of looks, whereas beauty includes everything about that person; looks along with personality, etc. To me, 'beautiful' is really the higher compliment. Norf & Ibty: I cleaned it really well with antibacterial soap, and gave the racks a good scrubbing. Besides I don't see how bacteria could stay alive in a fire. Dadka mayaca ka batay ma yara wallee.. . Lacagta mid cusub lagu iibinaayo 5 reer oo Somalia joogto masruufkooda bay noqon kartaa.