Emperor, aniga waxaan ku arkay adoo dadka la balamaya bacdul Ramadan. Marka xasuus lee iga ahayd, wax kale maaha walaalkiis. Sheikhnimadana Allaha kuu siyaadiyo oo xaqa Allaha ku tuso. Aaameen baanu leenahay, aameen Insha Allah. Allamagan, jac hee adna. Bes. . Looba jooge, aragaane bacdul ramadan sidii xaal noqdo.

Originally posted by Emperor: waa Bil barakaysan akhii hadaadan is hayn karin xataa maalmo ayaa inoo harayee aan iska sugno, Allamagan, maxaad iigu yeertayna, ma inaan bishaanna halkeeni kasii miis-miisno sidaa kudanbowno... Ramadaan Mubaarak to you all. Brother, Bil-caabud-nimada waa lagu naar tagaa, saa ula soco. Markasta Camal Saalix la imoow, Ramadan or not.

The smell is incredible today, Alxamdulilaah! I hope no one talks to me the next few hours.

Originally posted by -Serenity-: Illiterate, but can hack! Interesting. Come on, you gotta be kidding me! Are you confusing English literacy with illiteracy? How do you measure the illiteracy of a Somali person living in Somalia?

So I guess all women should be beautiful and educated "maangaabs". Life eh'..you don't always get everything you want in one package!

Originally posted by *Blessed: She needs to find her own path, make her own decisions, mistakes.. Or she'll be some little (or big) dhoongo that keeps running back to you with every little problem. . Is that the equivalent of the xamari word 'sacsac' aka ilkahaa xaaraantimeeyay?

hayeh, ma ciyaysa mise anaa moodo? [roll eyes] waan qori lest inu soonka kaa jabo..[grin]

Originally posted by Hunguri: A word to Jacaylbro. Jacaylbro, this story is an aplicable to every body including A&T . Once upon a time. A donkey was adviced, and he was told: Hey Mr Donkey, kindly give up Ms she Donkey, for she breaks your chaws, she keeps you kicking back, and never gives you things comfartably. Just, give it up, and give it up. However, Mr Donkey gave a clear answer, and he said. Hola! hold on your horses.... He said in Somali ( Waar intii magaca dameer la waayi lahaa, oo la odhan Dameer waxba ma dhabo ama naagtiisa kama adka, waxaan ka jeclaystay inuu daanku i jabo, laakiin aan nin raga noqdo ) In conclusion, ninkaa dumarkiisa eryanaya faraha ka qaad. Waligoodba ha eryaan isagaa ku leh Hunguriyoow, hunguri beele, xaggee ka dhacday ayaantan? . Dameeradaa meeshan ku batay, heeehaaw say ugu hayeen baa dhagihi na dilaacay. Waa laguu baahnaa inaaar. . Good to have you back.

Damn, thats harsh! Why is she doing this to you? Your mom should have slapped her cross eyed, mise aabahaa baa dhalay? half siblings-ku waa nooc minal chapaan. I have a brother who drives me to insanity at times as well, though over very different things... My only advice to you is grin and bear it for as long as you can. You have put the best foot forward by trying to contact/be there for her. Seriously, you have done all that you can do at this time, I hope that in time she comes to realize that she has cut off an important part of her life. I pray for you I'A for her to snap out of it.

^ Xataa adaa? Come onnnn!!! soo taa la jirtay Shabaabka, ma ku kacday hadana? Calaashaan, why?

Originally posted by dhulQarnayn: ^^Please clarify your question! When you say democracy, do you mean deMOBCRAZY, where decisions are not based on merit, but majority. Just because a majority agree to do something, does not make them right. I'll will give you an example saaxiib. Imagine that one day, Sayid*Somal, dhulQarnayn and 3 other horny SOLers like [_____],[____],[____] (fill in the blank, idinkaa is yaqaanee!) ...were to meet a sexy xalimo, and Sayid*Somal suggested that we RAPE the poor girl. But ofcourse, dhulQarnayn being the calmest of them all, refuses. But then Sayid*Somal says to hell with dhulQarnayn, lets all VOTE on it. They vote... 3 say-RAPE the girl and 2 say- DON'T! In this scenario, the guys who wish to rape the girl have won. They may not be right, but nonetherless they have won the vote and so poor xaliimo(ilahay xa u naxariisto), gets nailed. Dhulqarnayn is welcome to 'fight' and to die for his beliefs. In this case, what Dhulqarnayn has consented to by not fighting for what's right is the rule of ta majority. Subhanalah, ninku ma slave-nimaa loo abuuray, muu dagaalamo :confused: . Anyways, let's see the alternative to your lame example. - Dhulqarnayn, lets call him A, wants all the pretty girls in town to himself. - Sayid*Somal and the other horny SOLers; B-Z want everyone to share the girls. - A is in charge, so he kills B,C, and D as an example and the rest give their girls to him.

:rolleyes: @A&T Originally posted by nuune: walee wax weyn baa ka si ah, Disclaimer: I find the opinion expressed in the above quote to be a fitting response to A&T and is solely my own view and is not necessarily shared by nuune.

Inalilaah @ Puja. I don't know what's worse..the pitbull with the lipstick or the hand licking little girl, or..or..the boyfriend [maxaa loo keenay meesha, horta?] on stage chewing gum. Real classy, abbaaay .

L0L@before you.. .Istqfurullah. Here, possibly the very best chicken joke ever: A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

^ We shouldn't have any prisons. What good do prisons actually do for Somali people anyway? Criminals know that if they get sent to prison, there is a very good chance that they will not have to serve half their time anyway. Qabiil baa Qaaraan u guri koleey. So, bring back capital punishment, I say. Anyone who breaks the law ought to be shot... no mercy whatsoever. It may sound barbaric, but it's the only way we can encourage good behaviour, plus it's cheaper. Imagine waxa lacag bixi to run a prison..!

Not only did it have prisons, it also had secret ones for the heavyweight kacaan-diids.

I didn't see John Stewart's, but watched Wednesday's Giuliani & Palin's speech. The only thing they showed was "low" or "no" class and while the crowd may have been mature in age, the crowd and the speakers certainly lacked maturity in attitude. Suu u qos-qoslayay ma dhirbaxdaa ba i qabatay [community organizer, dhiq dhiq dhiq, a what? dhiq dhiq..] Ish! :rolleyes: The more they attack, the worse they make themselves look. So I hope they keep it up!

Originally posted by HornAfrique: Where is Duke. Now why would Abdullahi Yusuf and Azhari dare to declare war on the Kismaayo their clansmen freed(as Duke and Emporer tell us)? L0L. Yea, pass me the popcorn as I watch this all-out war with the terrorists previously known as "JABISO" aka TOLKA [ ] story unfolds. Il Generale Duke and Yeey are joined at the hip, independent thinking wax la yiraa meesha kuma haayo. Watch him Raggii shalay tolkiisa ahaa suu u maqaar siibi doono..

There are worse things in life than being single. Masha Allah, the sister's very strong and so full of imaan. I like how she embraced it. AfroG, you're one of em mushy couples eh, who want you to see their wedding pix and listen to their talk about undying luv blah blah blah..? Oh, how I hated kuwaas markan single ka ahaa. I suppose envy is a terrible thing.

^ to you too. Wa kul sana wa antum bi khair, sistas. Ramadan Mubaarak. My body's going through another one of those phases where it wants to keep eating even though it's physically full. It was a bloody awful eating night for me, I ate and ate.. like a Man! the indulgence wasn't at all comforting and made my gastric ulcers cry out in pain! Waa Ramadan is-dharji caawa in la yiri baa moodaa. Worse yet, I'll wake up in few hours to eat soor iyo hilib ari for suhuur.

hmmm..men eh! always willing to stick it in anything with a vajeejeee.. Laa xawla wala quwati inaa bilaah. Ramadan is coming in short 4 days Insha Allah, increase your towbah & tawheed.

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^Istaaqfurullaah! How so, Hayam? As long as lines are drawn that everyone [especially including the wife] involved are comfortable with, it can work. re topic: grieving the loss of a loved one has been one of the most painful things I've ever had to feel.

L0L@cusbo. Xawaaj-na ku dar. Aniga waxaan la yaabanahay JB dad see ahuu arkaa? Quruxda uu la soo shirtagay hadayba saan tahay, aniga hadaan Hargeeso tagi lahaa waxaaba shoow la ii malayn lahaa xuural cayn.. [istaqfurullah]

Originally posted by Mr. Gello: What’s wrong with the plenty of good Somali men out there? My suggestion is Somali women need to be optimistic and realize there are plenty of successful Somali men out there! Marrying other races induces nothing but problems and we need to put a stop to this worrying phenomenon before its gets out of hand! Maybe Somali men need to take a look in the mirror if they want to know why their women seem to dislike them so, and as far as the 'plenty of successful [ ] Somali men' xaggee joogaan addeer, when 90% or more [% came from XX number of observation] of college graduates are Somali females? It is just given a Somali woman would want a man who is her equal. A man who doesn't bring dry ***** alone, but brings education, passion and beauty. But that is just my opinion. ps. *whispers to the girls* keep your distance from black reverts, much easier life and a lot less chances of a black eye.