Today I wanted to do the old dramatic hang up and slam that receiver back down! But with these flip folds it's harder to do that, so instead I threw my mobile phone against the wall in an angry rage and it smashed into a million pieces. I'm on eBay now looking for a phone.

@ flies. Tixsiga Africa joogo waa raggeedii Walahi. Adoo hadlaayo asna bishinta uu kaa fuulaa iyo isha baarkeed. Mid baqo maaha oo ish ku tago. Wow, Jigjiga daawo dacalada aa la dhahay meeshaan! Waa isku dhacoosaa, runtii. Baaburta bluega taxi miyaa?

^ They look like they're ready to moonwalk like Michael Jackson. [istaqfurullaah] It's sunnah laakin abbaayo it has to be above the ankle, atleast when praying. I saw this cadaan dude the other day with khamiis so short his calves were showing. Luckily they were large enough to wear something that short.

^ wow, that's hot, i mean very stylish! laakini, the trousers are a littlte too long, no?

I haven't done burshiilshiil in so long. The idea of frying the bur has always turned me off. The only time I eat it is when I go to other people's houses for Afur.

L0L, I'm not really. I've never been a fan of massages, having a stranger touch you had the opposite effect of relaxation on me. @ Lilly.

To all the people that were affected with Ike, I feel for you. I hope that you are all alright, and safe. You are in my prayers. Take care & buena fortuna.

tampons? Ewwwwww! No Somali man will ever marry you . Converts iyo waxyaalo noocaas iska sugo. Beats me why any girl would want that thing all up in her business. Anyways, this reminded me of a cousin of mine who once sneeked a tampon from her gaalo class mate, and then because she didn't have any instructions she shoved the whole damn thing up her @rse. OUCH. She learned mighty fast after that! Agtiisa dambe waligeed ma marin.

Ms. DeeDee, please do let us know where you end up going and give some feedback. Lacala Dubai hadaan tago saan u tago, inskastoo naagha carabta gacnaha waawaayn ka baqo.

Congratulations to you both, and good health, prosperity to that beautiful baby girl & idinkaba. Ammeen.

Originally posted by B_G: quote:Originally posted by Alfa: Fiicnan lahayd Abuu Mansuur oo Hargeysa loo dhiiba. ! Fiicnaan iyo nus, L0L. Hargeesoo waxa la arki lahaa wada leh areee may dhate ariirkeey, naw!

"He who does not desist from obscene language and acting obscenely (during the period of fasting), Allah has no need that he did not eat or drink." (Bukhari, Muslim) In another hadith by Abu Hurairah (raa), the Prophet (saas) said: "Fasting is not only to restrain from food and drink, fasting is to refrain from obscene (acts). If someone verbally abuses you or acts ignorantly towards you, say (to them) 'I am fasting; I am fasting.” (Ibn Khuzaimah)

^ It just feels more comfortable that way I suppose. Originally posted by Norf 1: ^^One imam once said it is haram to sit any other way than crossed legged only to take it back the following week to say it is ok only on Fridays as in cross legged Indian style sitting? waxa la rabay inu idin yiraa, gacnahana waa car kii dhulka dhigaa markuu kacaayo! . Odey dhaaxee wallee muxuu fuuto gadoomi lahaay.

Asalama Alaikum. Thought we could maybe start a thread about Islamic mannerisims. There is so many and what better time than the month of Ramadan to gain more knowledge and spread more! I'll start: Did you know..You should be Licking the fingers after eating? Prophet Mohammed [sCW] said: "When one of you finishes eating, he should not wipe his fingers until he has licked them himself or has given them to someone else to lick for him." [Al-Bukhari and Muslim].

Sounds like a case for Dr. Nadiif. I wonder what he would do to them while they were down and out. While exams are a lot of pressure for people, I think this fainting business is all a cop out. I wish I knew how to fake a good faint, I'd probably faint a dozen or so times a day; presentation in front of my boss and important clients --- wheeee..hitting the floor. Down I go! Honey, what's for dinner? -- yep, bye bye. Down I go!

DUDE, come on! If you think nothing is wrong with this then you're more than a few sandwiches shy of a picnic. I don't think I'd go in as a finalist for a job I really want and then tell the interviewer that the guy I cut in the previous round is better for the job [unless I just don't want the job]. Perhaps Biden is closer to McCain than Obama..?

oh dear lord..thank you. The angry khateeb also likes to point at things when giving his talk. Basically he’ll point at random people in the crowd and proceed to scream at the top of his lungs. Once he pointed at me and screamed that if I don’t watch my wife too closely or if I commit adultery then I’ll go to hell or something. I had an angry khateeb [female] tell me I'll rot in 'ell. My crime..? I knelt down for prayers whilst standing on my tipy toes. Kuwiinan she said, [pointing at me and few others] faraha ku taagan, ee salaada sharfayn.. :mad: :rolleyes: WTF!

"Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Let’s get that straight. She’s a truly close personal friend, she is qualified to be president of the United States of America, she’s easily qualified to be vice president of the United States of America, and quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me. But she’s first rate, I mean that sincerely, she’s first rate, so let’s get that straight." read more Now if Obama can only teach this guy how to keep his feet out his mouth.

Some of you people could learn a lesson or two from that phat kid. All I ever wanted to be when I was younger was to be rich, beautiful, and happy...well 2 out of 3 aint bad.

ahahah, nuune, carabigaga kii Qur'anka miyaa? Dakkan Dakkan kulahaa, Safan Safan ku dar! L0L @ "alatiii". Alatii xataa hadalka caadiga kama dhex maqlo, qura'anka maaahee. ahhhH! Qalbi xajar, aan ka helay . "al bint, maa fahimat xikmatuhu" is that right, Afro? ma fahmaysid? L0L.

@Noor-Habibi. [yknow who I'm thinking, right?] Well, what does Noor-Habiibi speak? does it have subtitles in af English or Soomaali? I recently watched a Somali movie; "Motel" I believe it was called. The movie was done wonderfully and the three Somali characters in the movie were perfectly selected. It was done in English and there're subtitles for the Somali part of the movie in english.

Awww Siphon, you poor thing. Was he Somali? , bad move..bad, bad! Beware the dangers of flattering Somali men, some honestly think that you're attacking them. Waa Dhoongo-yaal [to borrow it from Blessed]. Don't sweat it my friend, without the dhoongos you would never appreciate the good.

If the world ends when they do this, at least it will be nice and quick, and we all go anakoo sooman, maxaa ka fiican? . Alxamdulilaaah! I smell janaddii, xaax! Johnny, poor Johnny billy jean kiisa ha iska tunto asi. So, say your prayers.

haa sax, Alla afka kaama gooyo! hadee, soo anaka [south&north] maaha dadkii Jabuuti soo celin lahaa?

It's weird that you brought this up here. In all seriousness I have been thinking about this 'uncle' for the past few days and in fact was just discussing it with a friend earlier today and she agreed w/me. I was actually thinking something more along the lines of Somaliweyn. If anything we need to come together, as a much stronger force. Far kaliya fool ma dhaqdo baa la yiri, Somalina kalama maaranto. God Bless this Addeero.