gadaal gadaal u daga @@@@@ . I'll use this line sometime [if it's ok with you Zaki.]

. I've heard stories of 'false rape' accusations in Hargeeso. 'Hudheelada' lmao I can't even say it.. hudheelada banaankiisa ay nimanka ku gaadaan baan maqlay. Jaad ii dhiib markay dhahdo, uu yur dhaho, bay inay diraca iska jeexdo 'hoogaaayeeey wuu i qabsaday balanbalayeeey' tiraa... JB is ilaali. .

poor b*stard.

hmmmm..sounds like fun. Wish I could come along, b b..but.. . I would sooooo whoop your little Xalimo butts on the track! @Garbasar&Baati.

So, the date finally arrived when the love shared through the thin air for long will bloom in flesh and spirit. Yikes! can't wait the 'up close and personal' part II. hurry.. Xayeeysiis Xayeeysiis: Waa sheeko xiiso leh. Waxaa ku jira kufsasho, dhac, dil & boob. Ha moogaanina.

'baambooy' xaa la yira? L0L@HAA&HUM.

Originally posted by Fahiye: ^ More importantly why xaasasku luuqyadoodu ufuranyihiin? Though I doubt DQ will knock the door of married women knowingly neither would a married Nephthys answer it without her Muxrim. Luuqa [married or not], done properly, is a door anyone is welcome to knock, excluding SOL's lascivious brutes, cretins and boors..ayagaba waa is garanayaan, Muxrims-kayga sharafta leh kuma qasaarinayo oo kab-taydaa ku filan. Their PMs are hillarious though in a sad, pathetic kinda way.. nuune, xamar kama imaan adiga ? nimankaan sheegaayo see ku garan waysay? hadii lagu tuso waa garan lahayd, google waa ka waayay sawirkooda lol. Cayaarta magaceedaa ii gooysey maahee, youtube waa laga helaa..

Somalia is a brutal little place without Jaale Siyaad in it. Even in knowing how horrible of a dictator he was, and all the atrocities he has brought upon his own people, I still miss the man. Odayga caqlaa ka buuxay [AUN] dadkaan haduu isku hayay 20yrs. Nuune, Octobarta waxaa ugu jeclaa nimanka, jajag jajag jag dhaho. Aboo xaa ku shiir eh, walahi guriga dhexdiisa laga soo urin jiray [istaqfurulah] Gurigeena hortiisa ay soo mari jireen, subaxdii salaadii aan banaanka kuraas sii dhigan jirnay..

JB, not to sound mean, but you sound a little like sour grapes here.... Xaasid ma aflaxo, always remember that brother [if I can call you one.]

^ brave sheep indeed! War heedhe, anoo kaligay ah baan qabaa concentration problem, waaba nin igu soo ag tuji!!! waxaa ka dhici lahayd sidii ninkii Arabka yiri: ana tacbaan abuuyii jadan, wa jaa'a abiihim sakaraat [anoo aabahay qatyaan ka ah uu aabihiis oo tacbaan ah ii keenay.] Ninka igu ag tukanaayo caawa iyo beri saan cidiyahiisa lugaha u dayaayo oon u leeyahay; war ba'aaa ma miishaar baaa, muu waxan iska jaro.. salaadaaba iga jabi laheed. Acuudu bilaah.

The Somaliland government considers these Somalis refugees and according to the citizenship Law they are ineligible for Somaliland citizenship. We're being tribally profiled in our own country. That is pitiful.

Muse S. Yalahow said it best: "ya ninkii kabo ka waawaayn gashdho, dhiiqaa ku farjaheeso."

SL haven't done anything worth bragging about. SomLand ba soo furtay kuye. Originally posted by Xaaji_xundjuf: AKHRI SOMALILANAD BA SOO FURTAY qOLOYINKI PUNTILAND NA WAY XANAQEEN SOMALILAND SIIDAY UU FIRII KARTA MARKABKII READ DIS and then: Masuul u hadlay Wasaarada Xeebaha ayaa sheegay in qolyahii madaxfurashada wax u haystay ay isdhiibeen kadib markii ay ka dhamaatay rasaastii ka gadaal dagaal lagu qaaday oo uu ku nafwaayay hal askari oo soomaali ah. Been badanaa, beerka caaro ku goysay. You can't claim credit for something you didn't do.. :rolleyes:

Hey now! Keep it PG-13.

This is an actual letter sent to Proctor and Gamble from a dissatisfied customer regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph... Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always Maxi Pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak GuardCore or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knife skills. "As Brand Manager in the Feminine-hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers' monthly visits from "Aunt Flo". Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: "Have a Happy Period." Are you f__king kidding me? Does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Kmart armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, if you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like "Put Down the Hammer" or "Vehicular Manslaughter Is Wrong", or are you just picking on us? Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bull s__t. And that's a promise I will keep. Always. Best, A former customer ps. I haven't done a thread search. So, pardon me [you know who you are.. ] if this has been discussed elsewhere.

Good morning. I just woke up from a dream that I am in an aircraft and someone like you is in the cock pit. A U a pilot pls? that made me , how can anyone be amused by that? 'A U Somalian? U no MOHAMED? Hez ma neeboh [burp]' .. thats pretty popular too on the subway.

Seriously here. 2 words. Personal tastes. BANG, BANG, BANG.. shoots Cara for having condescending, smart@ss mouth [OOOPS she is moving a little].. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG ..click... loads again Mwhahahahahha .. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG.. [takes a closer look] Cara? Cara? a u orite? Cara: ----------------- <---------- Backs away slowly Backs away Almost out

O Malika..be nice and make dessert too. . <-------

Couldn't the same things be said of men? there are three types of men: 1. kula kace 2. kuu kace 3. kaadi u kace Sayid, so? Xagee gashaa?

Y'all pulling Jerry Springer on 'im. Simma down na, stop booing the living s**t out of the boy.

Originally posted by Haneefah: Xeerka gogashu waa two men of similar intellectual caliber in la is horfadhiisiiyo Brava! Couldn't said it better myself. Wa jawaabtii aan Xiin ka filaayay kase waayay. In all seriousness, the boy shouldn't really apologize for what he TRULY feels [nacaybka certain folks] just for the sake of peace or out of pressure. An apology only goes so far really.

answer my q, Xiin.

Xiinoow, gogosha xeer soo ma laha, horta? Mise jin & jaanoo dhan baad gogol la hor roortaa? Ma inoo sheegi kartaa? Yacnii, dad sidee ah baa lala fariistaa gogol?

It is futile to try to "cure" DQ of his caano-boore obsession. Yarka wuu bukaa Allaha caafiyo, but A&T isn't lying. DQ started off being pretty insulting, dadkii oo dhan buu afka wada marshay. When A&T called him on it and protested his hateful words, he was told to "shut his pie hole." When Xiin criticized his grasp of A&T's Mule verse and the Somali literature in general, DQ copied & pasted [not knowing it would back fire on him] one of Sayid Max'd's gems about "traitors" . When brother RedSea uu ku qarxiyay, he was told to "shut his doc-ka-yeer pie hole" aswell. Meesha kumuusan joogsane, he emptied his head to come up with two verses oo gabay ku sheeg ah suu A&T ula baratamo, and suggested the mules [the man himself: DQ] make out with me [which I thought was more odd than anything.] When A&T once again told him to lay off the insults and his prejudices against the people of Somali Galbeed, he was called every name under the sun; a sheep, calaacal badne, karti laawe, la gumayste. Waxaa ka daran DQ oo haddana inkiraayo inuu wax caayay, ma indhool buu na mooday? I wouldn't have bothered saying anything here, but I'd hate to see A&T look like a liar. Let's just let it go shall we, A&T? Be the better person you've always been and bow out of this one. He's not worthy of your time. ps. And I am sure if someone on here says something he doesn't like - he will come after them the ignorant way he came after me and still is coming after me, via PM. :rolleyes:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: Democrat Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Kimber have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint-and-weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. Republican Answer: BANG! Southerner Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!