How dare he dismiss you and move on so quick. Call him up at home or the cell at 1am, 2am or heck even 4am and do the obvious >>> Hangup. Show up in places he would normally take his date. Park your car outside his house. Appear everywhere OK? make sure he sees you. Who does he think he is :rolleyes:

^^LOL KFC Keep Fooling Customers FORD Fix Or Repair Daily KISS Keep It Simple Stup*d

HEY! Waan idin maqlaayaa. sweeter then my tea, I lost my appetite after my breakup with Duleysane thanks anyways. How about you and Nuune hadaad isku qabataan

Dinho Adidas stands for All Day I Dream About Sex. Not Sports.

Ngone if you wrote this piece in a hurry, wonder what you'll write when you'r not in a hurry! Very creative, you nailed it on the head, especially the culture differences. Just a quick point out: If the characters in Somalia knew so little about the western lifestyle, then how did they know about homos(very rare in Somalia.) Doesn't that indicate they'r not so disconnected from the outside world like the piece suggests. Be consistent, and thanks for another worthwile read.

Am I really the only one who feels foolish that I kept watching a show that got worse by the week? Bachelorette :rolleyes: Has anyone seen the Monday night live finale? She's a real looney tune, where did ABC find her. She dumps both men, telling one there's no chemistry, and giving the other lets be friends speech. I feel duped and defeated for ever watching this junk. Well here's atleast a show I enjoy watching and hope some of you do too. American Idol Is anyone following it up? 4 down and 20 to go until we get to the Final 12. Who do you think will win this year? I predict Scot, Mario, Vonzell will be last three standing.

Muqdisho-(BOL) -Fanaanka caanka ah ee soomaaliyeed oo lagu magacaabo xasan aadan samatar ayaa hees uu ku luqeeyo si la yaab leh loo badalay marka aad dhuuxdo guud ahaan miraha heestaasi oo lagu saleeyay marxaladaha qalafsan ee dalkeena soomaaliya ee mudooyonika 12 sano ee burburka, barakaca iyo baaba'a dadka soomaliyeed uu ku dhacay. Heestu waa hees ay dadka soomaaliyeed si aad ah u yaqaanaan waxaana lagu magacaabaa "Duceysane" miraha waxaa u sameeyay "Abwaan Tukaale" codka, laxanka iyo musiga waxaa iska leh "xasan aadan samatar" oo xiliga heestan ay soo baxaysay ku aadan abaarihii 1983, waxaana heestaas loogu tala galay ardaydii dugsiyada sare ka qalin jabisay ee dalka soomaaliya kana qeyb qaadanayay ololihii gurmadka, mashaariicda, horumarinta qaranka soomaaliyeed oo marka la soo gaabiyo ahayd (G.M.H.Q.). Mira ahaan heesta duceysane waxay ka tarjumeysay wiil dhalanyaro ah oo uu markuu dhameeyay waxbarashadiisa dugsiga sare go'aansaday inuusan dalka ka dhoofin ee dalka iyo dadka daryeelo aabihiina sidaa uug duceeyay. Laakiin 12 sano ee dalka soomaaliya waxaa la oran karaa lama arkin duceysane ee waxaa la arkey duleysane taa waxaa daliil u ah dalka yaa burburiyay xabaalaha badan yaa keenay yaa ka dhoofshay warshadihii iyo waxyaabihii kale ee dalku lahaa marka heestan iyadoo xaaladahaan haatan markii la arkay ayay sidaan noqotay ileen duceysane ma jiree heestiina waa sedan:- Duleysane Duleysane wiilkeygiyow Anoo qori wataan ku dhalay Dabadeed waxaan gatay dhasiike Anoo waligay zuu wadan iyo Jiib baan kugu soo korshow Dalkeyga intaan duminaayay Ugaaskeyga daaro jeexday Dartaana saasaan u riday Rabigay iguma dilee Dib baan kaaga sheegayaa Markaad tarantasate dhameysay Adoon dibada u hilowbin Inaad qabiil daafac noqoto Hadaa dooratoo jeclaatay Hoobiyaan kuugu duceeyay -------------------------------- Aduunkaan intaad dul joogto Tareeso yaryareysi ma lahee Hadii rabi hub kuugu deeqo Ha noqon doqon fuley ahaado Beebeeshey yaan laguu xaman Dabajeex waligaa lahow Isbaaradana tixgali Dagaaladana daacad u ahow Hadiidinee tolkaaga raac Qabiilkaaga naftaada u hibay Waxaan daf iyo hirig ahayn Duleysanow kuguma ogi Murtidu duugowbi meysee Adiga & Inta kula duleysan Dardaaran idinka dhigayaa Raali ahow loolama jeedo erayadan waqtigu badalay shaqsi, koox ama qabiil balse su'aashu waxay tahay: a) dalka ma dad shisheeyaa burburiyay? b) mise dad duleysan ? c) mise dad duceysan? Waxaana erayaadaan loogu talagalay si qof kasta uu burburinta dalka u naco. Reported by: MAXAMED CUMAR "BAAKAAY"

Jamie Fox deserved it more then anyone else. Almost cried when they called out his name. Wasn't his daughter cute? And whats with Aviator? how many times? Geeeeeee.

I had to bring this back, its too cute to be burried under. Do we have talented Buranbur instructor yet? Sign me up please. Got family weddings to attend this summer. I need serious help, not just jumping but also some knock out lines that rymes. So far im only good at the Camiraad line << I kacay, dhiigaa i Kacay, I kacay, dhiigaa i Kacay sikaaa sikaaa sika sika.

You all got funny stuff lol. 1) Never let anybody borrow DUN(thread) at night 2) Never cut your nails inside the house, and when you do outside, don't leave them there, cuz if DAMEER (donkey) eats them, you'll go crazy. 3) Don't let your nails grow, cuz JINI (acudubilah minal shaydhani rajim) sleeps under them. 4) Don't drink in the Dark cuz JINI is drinking with you.

Cabsi or Cabsi daro, Wouldn't that make you uncomfortable? I know I would. If knowing the girl likes girls doesn't make you sick to your stomach, then I guess its OK with you to hang around with her. No need to ask other people's opinion. :rolleyes:

Taa waxa ka sii daran gaariyada 4x4 or vanska $50k jooga ee la isugu faano, iyadoon la shaqeyn. Qolyaha kalaba wax wa ay xadaan, laakin inaga spotlightka isa saarna. Wax inaga doqonson ma arag.

I have to say David Chappele. Brown: I liked that episode too ( The KKK dude>>WHITE POWER), especially when he divorces his wife, not bc she made him believe he's white, but she married a Nigga loooooooool. I forgot to add, The FRUITCAKE LADY on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. That old woman cracks me up. Can't get the link but type 'ask the fruitcake lady' on google.

Mabrouk, mabrouk, mabrouk 1) Khalid 2) Hanad 3) Xaashi 4) Liban 5) Jibrel After your son's birth come back and tell us what name you chose.

a real woman would've seen the real dogs in the picture >>>>>>>>> the breath taking sexy looking boys **wishes if only mali boys would look like that ** plus they gave you a hint: dogs are all white with black spot meaning the black guy. AlleUbaahane, gaaladu kuwa refugee adigoo ah wax ku taray maaha? kuwa albaabada kuu furay maaha? Maxaa carri gaalo ku dhigay if they stink? Subxanalaah. :rolleyes:

Correction:- There's no Somali Husband shortage(sidii buunsho oo kale ayay meelaha dhooban yihiin.) Educated, god fearing ,respectable men are hard to find, and any girl who finds one should share with the rest. Non Somalis are not an option for some of us. A freind of a friend went on Islam online dating services and ended up marrying muslim black man. After being married for only few days, she run for her life and is in hideout. As Wiilo would say GO FIGURE!

^^^ juba, so true walahi. Women willing to marry Somali men are heroes. Alleubaahane, how about Sayid Max'ed C/lle Hassan's descendents? mise in ay qudha kaa jadho baad ka baqan?

Alla waa taan raadinayay, Nuune mahadsanid walaal. Afkaada juice lagu qabay Jacaylbaro adna sidoo kale bro. Garaasiye mille

Afkuu ku qoran yahay this so called Gabay? Habashi miya? mise af maay maay?

Jacaylbaro mahadsanid walaal. Waxaa qaada Ahmed Naji. Heesta waan haystaa, laakiinse iyada oo qoran baan u baahanahay. Hadalada si wanaagsan uma fahmaayo markaan dhageesanayo, inaan akhriyo baan rabay. Si aan u barto ama u xifdiyo.

SCWW Waxan radinaya lyrics ka the classic Gaarida Gaarida Haween song. Waa hees aad u qurxoon isla markaana murti & xikmadi ka dambayso. Qofkii yaqaana minfadlak haygu caawiyo ereyada heestaas qiimaha leh. Mahadsanid all.

This is incredibly sad. Similar incident happened not long ago in the US Read below. Police: Girl died after mother forced her to drink bleach. Woman made 9-year-old son watch attack, authorities say. Friday, January 14, 2005 Posted: 5:21 PM EST (2221 GMT) BIRMINGHAM, Alabama (AP) -- A woman angry with her 12-year-old daughter for having sex forced the girl to drink bleach and sat on her until the child died, a police detective said. The girl's 9-year-old brother was forced to watch the attack, Detective Warren Cotton testified Thursday in a preliminary hearing for Tunisia Archie, 31. Archie is charged with capital murder in the asphyxiation death of her daughter Jasmine. If convicted, she could be sentenced to death or life in prison without parole. Cotton said Archie, who has been jailed without bond since shortly after her daughter's Nov. 26 death, told authorities she was disturbed because "her daughter told her that she was no longer a virgin." She said she poured bleach into Jasmine's mouth and the child vomited, he said, then sat on her until she stopped breathing, Cotton testified. Archie forced Jasmine's 9-year-old brother Jacorey to watch the attack and "told him that if he shed a tear that she was going to kill him, too," Cotton testified. My guess is She's Muslim since she's named after an Islamic country (Tunisia 98% sunni.) Is this a proper punishment under Sharia Law?

The point is our society have put down women and are saying 'masculine criteria is the best, indeed only thing to judge by, feminine criteria is second class >> useless' rather than highlighting our individual strengths. When I said a man to act like a woman is degrading in our society, it didn't mean to have him wear dirac,walk, or as you may've put it cry/giggle like a woman, but interms of our intelligence, ability:- supportive, decisive, and strong. If men acted more like women this world would have been a better one for sure. So, just give women their props!

I love being a woman, the apodictic of beauty. God's true masterpiece. The child making issues? Men cant carry/suckle a child & women cant produce sperm and father a child either. One is a mother the other a father, so in that way I think it is balanced. On a site note, why do Somalida think a boy to look like a girl is degrading, as if being a girl is degrading. Hence its ok for a woman to want to strive to be a man in gender or work because it will be seen as an achievement or an 'upgrade' but not acceptable for a man to want to be like a woman? :mad:

Oh almost forgot to respond to Micheal Jackson: How is Nelly swipping a credit card on some hoochie's **** crack similar to Niiko? Niiko is a traditional/cultural Somali dance. Nothing wrong with doing little niiko on your friend, sister, brother's wedding. Blame the guys who secretly tape wedding videos to make collection of Niiko so they can get high while chewing Qaad. I bet its OK for you to watch and not respect the girls? Stop degrading Somalis yourself.