Give the environment a break and give your body the chance to burn up some excess energy by walking or biking for reasonable distances. Come on lets shake that fat off

Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but how far would you go if you were wronged? Have heard stories of women falsely accusing their husbands of child abuse, of being a wife abuser. No, no, wait.. How about accussing him of being involved in a terrorist plot to bomb the United States. I'm shocked and dumbfounded by the action of the woman you'r about to read. This is pure evil. :mad: UPDATED: 11:34 pm EDT April 11, 2005 COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Columbus woman was arrested Monday morning and was charged with falsely reporting her estranged husband was involved in a terrorist plot to bomb the United States and Saudi Arabian embassies in London, the FBI said. Khadrah Farah Ali Khadrah Farah Ali was arrested by FBI agents at her home without incident. Ali, 42, would not talk about the charge against her as she left federal court Monday. According to the complaint, Ali told FBI agents March 23 and March 24 that her estranged husband, Osman Yusef Dirie, had told her that he and four Moroccans were going to bomb the embassies. The FBI was forced to investigate the allegations. The FBI said that when questioned again on April 4, Ali admitted to lying about the plan. Ali also claimed that her husband tried to have her killed. Ali said she made her statements last month to "damage" Dirie, who she claimed married her in an attempt to obtain residency status in the United States. He is currently living in England. The FBI, CIA and British intelligence officers were looking into the claims before Ali said they were false, NBC 4's Mike Bowersock reported. Ali, an American citizen originally from Somalia, could receive up to five years in prison if she is convicted. source

Defenetly an older guy for me. They'r more forgiving, and less demanding. And Why do they young or old alike burb after a meal? Akh! I could atleast make an excuse for the old guy ( Waa Odey, waa Duq etc. Besides, they get more attractive as they age. Therefore, 10-15 years age difference is OK with me.

Right now, right here, i'm feeling pretty darn good. Enjoyed my late lunch under a brilliant sun, a chicken caesar salad roll-up and a cup of chai latte. Besbaso, hope you feel better.

Sweeter then tea: Wejiga iga baandhee, waxaa ka maqashay the Somali movie Rajo sooma'aha? Wiilka reer gaalkacyoodka ah, oo cayaal xamar iska dhig dhigaayo lol. He's fresh off the boat.

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, is your mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper." Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "ME."

Maxaa waaye dadkaan Politicianka ah oo plastic bag-ga ku safraayo!!!!! Dadkaan waa na ceebeeyeen.

M- You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and also enjoy mothering your mate. Absolutely, Not True :confused:

Supuu LOL. Safety tip: Don't try to be a tough cookie, and mess with a guy holding a gun.. Run Fast..

Being the only Muslim + female makes it almost impossible for me to pray at work, as i'm afraid being targeted . Allah Almighty knows best, and I ask forgiveness, & strength for all of us. Anyone heard this news? Muslims Say Dell Forbade Them to Pray at Work. 30 Muslim Workers Walked Away from their Jobs

Loooooooooooooooool Thanks.

Male Bashing? What are you, dyslexic? I'm not a bitter feminist trying to unleash her anger on my brothers. So don't frame me I found this age commitment thing interesting, and wanted to share with yall. The high-commitment period for most college-educated men is from ages twenty-eight to thirty-three. I think this is where most of our Nomad brothers fall. So, keep your eyes open ladies.

Statistical Truths About the Marrying Kind Most men will not even consider marriage before they reach the age of commitment. For 80 percent of high school graduates, the minimum age of commitment is twenty-three, whereas for 80 percent of college graduates, it’s twenty-six. The high-commitment period for most college-educated men is from ages twenty-eight to thirty-three. For men who go to graduate school-doctors, lawyers, and the like-the high-commitment period runs from thirty to thirty-six. After age thirty-seven or thirty-eight, the chance that a man will commit diminishes. After forty-three, it diminishes even more. Most men think sowing their wild oats is a rite of passage and will not even contemplate marriage until they have been working and living as independent adults for several years. Men are most likely to marry after they become uncomfortable with the singles scene. Men who look at marriage as a financial arrangement in which women have the most to gain are not likely to marry-nor are they good prospects. Run...fast. Men whose parents divorced when they were young are often gun-shy about marrying. Men often marry women whose backgrounds- religion, politics, values, socioeconomic status-match theirs. Men who have their own places and have lived as independent, self-supporting adults are more likely to marry. Men whose friends and siblings are married are more likely to marry. If a man over the age of forty has been married before, he is more likely to marry than a forty-year-old man who has never been married. So girls, based on their age, you know who's ready to commit and who's not. Get rid of the stringers!

^^lol@santaluujito. Aniga markan Foorjo arkay waxa u maleeyay foorjadii caadiga ahayd oo kale eg; Mr.X gaalki uu u shaqayn jiray markuu ku xanaagay, oo ku yiri Fooridi Ganjeelo (al macnaa Albaabka iiga bax) buu inuu fooriyo (whistle) gareeyo bilaabay. Foorjooyinkaas baa u maleeyay inay meesha ka socdaan, laakinse arimo culus baa meeshaan ka socdo Maskin Macruf, heestii Zulfa waa tan: Faan faan ma gallo oo Jacaly faan faan ma gallo oo Faan faan ma gallo oo, Anoo fillan buu i fiijay. Fillan buu i fiijay, anuu faduul iigu yimidoo Faduul iigu yimidoo, wadnuhu dhiigu fatahayaa. repeat Doon baa maraysoo, baddaa doon baa maraysoo, Doon baa maraysoo, majabe jaabay sidaayee. repeat Warankii jacaylkaad walaal wadnahayga taagtoo, Wadnahayga taagtoo, anigu waano yeeli mahayee. Waano yeeli mahayee, walaal waxa layga wacayaa, Waxa layga wacayaa, xagay Warisi ku nooshay. repeat Doon baa maraysoo, baddaa doon baa maraysoo, doon baa maraysoo, majabe jaabay sidaayee. You'r Welcome

Waa sheeko yaab leh :rolleyes: Haddad: Mishiin = Machine, no?

Thread kastaba madaxaa la is haystaa! :rolleyes:

OG_Girl & Co. You should also defend the helpless and poor people who are receiving the same rulings on them by those in power who are in themselves corrupt and even worse an enemy to the Muslims than even the "westerners". How can a ruling power based on kufr and nifaq (hypocricacy) be a just and true ruling class to pass Islam rulings - and claim to stand for God? This is a paradox. Insha, Allah, their time will come - Allah is aware and Allah will bring about the worse punishment to them - and soon Allah will replace thm and their well established worldy riches and leaders.

Nayruus, I also wonder if these poor six Somali fellows who were inhumanly beheaded by these cruel Saudis ... instead of "Somali "skinnies" "qaxooti" or whatever disrespectful label mentioned here were Canadians, British, Americans, or were of white European ancestry or even black/brown/yellow Christians, what would have been the world's reaction? there would have been a universal uproar, outrage and condemnation of the Saudis Saudis are barbaric animals. Muslim maba arki karaan. They were known to abuse, & humiliate the voiceless immigrant workers, now taa waabay ka soo tageen, execution bay maraysaa! Saudi Arabia has strict interpretation of Islam, and yet for years the Saudi princes have kept newspapers filled with accounts of their drinking binges and partying with prostitutes. :mad: What a punch of hypocrite towel heads! Lets hope America nukes them soon. Illaah strong gov'mt oo nalooga cabsado hana siiyo. Amen

Does anyone here like Shisha? Do you have your own Hookah? How often do you do it? What flavours do you like? Ever tried it with juice instead of water?

wooow, how romantic. If only my Faarax could do such a Calaacal for me

^^ Loooooool. Strange but true. Enjoyed every word of it. Thanks, that was nicely put.

OG, Interesting quiz Here's what I chose (the bold print), followed by the results: How Do Men See You? 1. A man you've just started dating surprises you with an expensive gift. How do you react? You tease him, saying you'll accept the gift if the date goes well You accept the give eagerly and give him a dazzling smile as a thank you. You refuse the gift. He doesn't know you well enough. You accept, but keep an eye on this guy. You wonder what his motives are. 2. You've just broken up with someone, and you're treating yourself to a tropical vacation. During the vacation you: Go out almost every night. You're excited to meet new men. Spend some time talking to the friendly guys at your resort. Read and relax. You're picky about who you date next. Enjoy the quiet solitude of nature. 3. Your friend's attractive boyfriend has been flirting with you lately. What's your reaction? You flirt back - it's harmless You seriously consider getting with him You act friendly, but fight back your urge to flirt You ignore him and tell your friend about this 4. Imagine a romantic sunset with your dream guy. It takes place... At a ritzy five star hotel On the beach On top of a mountain At your place 5. If you are at a party where you don't know anyone... You ask the host or hostess to introduce you to someone You introduce yourself to some interesting looking people You wait to be approached You walk around casually and check things out 6. Your ideal first kiss: Is casual and quick Is on the cheek Has lots of eye contact Is playful and surprising 7. What do you look for in a guy? Stability Status Humor Smarts Men See You As Choosy Men notice you light years before you notice them You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait So True.

Just watch a Somali wedding video! How hard is to find one?

6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U 6 months: Of course I love U 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose? Back from Work: 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home 6 months: BACK!! 6 years: What did your mom cook for us today?? Gifts: 6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring 6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room 6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something Phone Ringing: 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone 6 months: Here, for you 6 years: PHONE RINGING Cooking: 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good! 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight? 6 years: AGAIN!!!! Apology: 6 weeks: Honey muffin, don't you worry, I'll never hold this against you 6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again 6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said??

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the Kitchen totally forgot the matter. The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband. When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words. QUESTIONS: 1. What were the five words? 2. What is the implication of this story? scroll down to read.... ANSWER : The husband just said "I am with you Darling " The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behavior. The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened. No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her. If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think. MORAL OF THE STORY This story is really worth reading. ..... Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know. By this way we miss out some warmth in human relationship.