I thought Somaliland was joining back Somalia. :confused: Tricky title! Somali authorities never should have rejected him. Better be killed by a flying bullet in Somalia then sit in U.S jail and become someone's wife. People are getting deported for minor violations lately. They put you away faster than you can blink. Careful!

I'm so sorry OG. I remember how you always talked highly of him (Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi rajiun.) May Allah bless his soul and grant him jannah. AMIIIN.

^ wooow, way to go Rudy. I somehow knew you were too smart for me! :rolleyes:

Why ii seexineesaa, SNL baanba fiirsanooyaaye. Gardarro badanaa!

Uhuuu uhu uhu, no no, not my Aay Kutubeey! :eek:

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a tricky question. All the information you need is provided in the sentences below. No one I know has gotten it right, including me. A woman, while at the funeral of her mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought the guy was amazing, her dream man! She fell in love with him instantly, but never asked for his phone number and could not find him after the funeral. A few days later she killed her sister. Question : What is her motive in killing her sister? (Give this some thought before you answer) then scroll down for the answer... " " " " " keep scrolling " " Answer:/B] She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. Now if you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if someone has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you - you're normal. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off of my email list......

^^LOL, cunsii bacaadka wuu na dhibee. Ka dharji

oh mama! somebody should've warned me. This is soooo xrated.

Apparently, common sense has become a rarity these days. Whats wrong with school administrators, how could they even consider calling the cops on a five year old. My heart went out to that Poor kid last night! she must have been so scared and confused. Don't you just want to hug her. The parents should file a lawsuit and over run the school!!!

^^I love Kismayo. Calanleey, Farjano I don't know where home is :confused: As for now where I lay my head is home.

Where's Nuune? He was doing this: last time anyone saw him.

Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in." Wife (leaning forward) - "You mean they actually chewed on your equipment?" Loooooool or like Juma would do:

LooooooL@@please don't tell your mom.

When you considering marrying someone, don't you have to atleast know what ticks them off, what moods are they in the morning, what drives your significant other. Do they have goals, what do they want in life? Do pple that date talk or basically let their hormones take control for that period of time? THese things take time, but it sure doesn't take an hour, day, or even a week, or a month, its something you know once you find out, then you will know whether he/she is right for you. Marriage is one of those things you would not know how it turns(good or bad) until you try it. All your do's and dont's are cliche. The reason the divorce is high is because some men trick women into marriage. He obtains her consent under false pretenses. He pretends to be someone he isn't. He's an amazingly good actor. Putting on an act. :rolleyes: Divorce when I was growing up was talked about in whispers. It was the exception not the rule. In fact I never knew anyone who had been divorced. Today however that seems to have become very popular. It would seem, to a temporary state. Makes you not even bother to get married.

I got a headache listening to them argue that long, wanted to slap them both

Ahhh! Nepotism. There's a cab driver in Washington DC who was appointed as the next Somali Ambassador to the United States. He was chosen out of the thousands of actually qualified folks. :rolleyes: That's nice. Keeping it all in the family, so to speak. Koley somali waxa kama dhamaanayso, any other clan in power would have done the same! Enjoy while it lasts. And Allah u naxariisto Caruuurtaa.

No offence to anyone, but are these names real? Cusbooley, Caliyow Gubow, Cismaan Mooto, Caanoole, Dambaley, Faanoole, Farbitow, Fara-gurow, Fangamooya, Fagaan, Jaalle Joogso , Jable, Gaduudey, Looooooool.

You're obsessing over this. Do something else. Ride a bike. Play music. Call a friend. Go out to dinner. See a movie. Watch TV. Play a sport. Read a book. You get the idea. Go out and live a bit, and think of things that are NOT her. You are obsessing. You are making yourself feel worse. You are feeding this pain, and making it grow. So starve it by putting your mind to something else. Yes, you'll think back on occasion, but as time goes on you'll think about her less and less. That's how you heal, not by continually rehashing these things over and over again. There are better days ahead. Start reaching for them.

^^ 1}. War aroos baan aadayaa ee caruurta caawa hay, oo midka yarna Diaperka 3 mar ka badal. 3}. War kaalay horta adiga hooyadaa bilkasta lacag bay rabtaa in loo diro. 4}. Ringg Ringg(phone)..hello.hello00w. war heedhe guriga Batuulaan filin ku fiirsanayaaye, qado noogu sii tuur. 10}. Last but not the least...war aabahay, eedaday, walashay caruurteeda,habar yartay, eedaday Muxibo dariskeeda..waaa in aad biil joogto ah u dirtaa. Waxaan ma wax nin ku xanaaqaa? Mayac baa idinka batay, dharkana sii feeree inay ku darto bay ahayd.

Its OK, if your intention(niyyah) is sincere, and have no absolute desire for the hand you'r shaking (opposite sex.) I don't have a Hadith or Ayah to support what I said, but i know there's one that says: Allah is watching our Qalbi, not our Face.

Looooooool. Tuujiye sawirkiisa markaan fiiriyo markasta waxaa i qabaneyso inaan daamankaas kuuskuusan qanjaruufo kala daalo, aan maroojiyo iyo dacasna ku dhufto ila ee gaduud noqdaan eena bararka intuu ka bato ee dhulka xaaqaan ayaka soo laadlaado Waa iga qoslisay, runtaa waaye, Tuujiye avatar kiisa wuxu u eg yahay atoorihii Bujisbaanjar (Bud Spencer & Trence Hill), waxaa loo maleeyaa inuu qaamo qashiir haayo. BOB: markaan arko, I picture nin xoog weyn oo kuusan, just like his avatar. Tuug tuug buu iila eg yahay No offence to BOB. Nafta: Caato, nafta ilkaha ku wado, baad iila eg tahay. To be continued..

p.p.s. This topic should be deleted for its sheer inanity. If I give you the answer you deserve, i may violate the golden rules. So I'm going to ignore you as I normally do.

Loooool, you'r an innocent bloke alright! I see you turning red already lol. But hey I'll take your word for it.

Oh God no! Legend, keep it together. She's fully dressed in the shower, don't be imagining things.