^^ if you got it, flaunt it.

Happy S/land day. I'll change my avatar just for this week to show my support, eventhough i'm not a lander. I do also need a sponsorship, since Somland is the only place in the horn thats making progress. Any volunteers?

^^ LOL horta adiga habbeen barki maxaa la guuraysaa lol. Baro family waa ka baqaa aniga, maalin cad ay i furanaayaan, mar mar lee iska soo salaamaa

Tuujiye balaayo ha kugu dhacdo ma ku dhihi karee, ha ka cabsiinin dadka cusub. Shib naga dheh, shib, shuban eedaddaa ha dileee ma ku dhahaa

Pretending to be kidnapped to avoid getting married. Just proves how sick the world has gotten. Runaway bride

Wa Alaikuma Salaam, Geeljire soo dhawoow. Ha is martiyeenin, nagu soo kordhi waxaad aqoon u leedahay afka Somaliga sida sheekoyinka, gabayadda, etc. Meeshan dadku waa badan yihiin wax waalan & wax fayoow, adigaa kala baran doona. Welcome Again.

maledizione! donne Vaffanculo!

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that You didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?" "Only when he's been drinking." She replied.

^^ahaha, I hear gunshots already.

^^ and the one thought it was worth sharing with us :confused:

^^ LOL. Where are the cyber warlords?

LOL funny, i've heard it before in another version. makes me laugh everytime.

Haddaad: are you always this gloomy? must you bite someone's head everytime you post? Lighten up mate qatyaan baa lagaa taagan yahaye. :rolleyes: BOB: I will visit your shrine, is next Saturday OK?

Maseer waxaa la arki jiray ninka la gubo ama naagta uu raacay la soo gubo. Laakin qof isaga is gubaayo maxaa waaye waxaas. :confused:

I went to jazz fest *New Orleans* two years ago. It was awesome & No, I didn't flash for beads

Bishaaro , There is difference between impotency(the lack of strength) and the need to mate under the influence of Qaad/Jaad. I was told it is common for men to seek a woman when they get high on the stuff. Only afterwards do they feel their impotency. In any case, Qaat-chewing is one of the means through which the AIDS spreads in places like Nairobi and Ethiopia as a whole. You can only imagine the danger somalis back home face when infected somalis go back home after years of staying in neighbouring countries where they acquire the infection. PS: I googled a poem I once read by Abshir Bacadle talking about the Negatives of Qaat. My point is to illustrate the impotency plus the need Men feel when they chew. Here goes the line from the poem: "Qalbi qooqan qoora aan wax tarin, qaadow adigaa leh" I never thought I would be on here asking question about male impotence Thanks for the illustration. Lool @ the poem: Qarbaboosh ilkiyo gowso qodan, qaadow adigaa leh Af-qashuusha oon cadaygu qaban, qaadow adigaa leh Af qalala bishimo qolof dhacsada, qaadow adigaa leh

see uu shiixe shuun shaaheysato waaye shaan aa lagu dhale shiiqna waa qabaa shan beey uu shuubte shaalaamboodna ey kashaurisaa see uu shiixee Yaaah, maxaa tiri? Buraanburoow xaal qaado. Islaamihii Isku Jaran hadday ku maqli lahaayeen, balo aa dhici laheed.

waa ka darteen wallee. Threadkan 42 pages buu sii maraayaa, oo bilaa yacni ah. Maxaa waaye ilmo ilmeey baaba cayaarosiine.

i'm yet to see a decent Somali rest. Bad Customer Service, saxanka oo duulaya bay ku soo ag dhigayan, & have to beg for napkins, utensils ( they assume every somali eats with their fingers) :rolleyes:

Guineva is a girl? Never thought freindship between girls could be this deeep! Beautifull :cool:

I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW......BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number ...........Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Loooooooooooool

Typically, men blame women and women blame men. Qat, a leaf with amphetamine-like properties, is strongly related to unprotected sex in the Somali community. Often men will chew Qat all night long and afterwards, they want sex. But if their wives, busy with family and domestic chores, aren’t available, they’ll go out to get extra-marital sex. How is this possible? Doesn't Qaad make men Impotent? :confused:

Xasha! sheekada siday u fiicnayd bay gadaal dacar ka noqotay. Sheekadu Hargeysa ka weyn. :confused:

^^ you run out of ideas, and decided to cook up little som'n som'n huh. Tattoo kulahaa. Anagaa waxaas rabtaa inaa naga dhaadhiciso.

This is an Conversation between a Kenyan Policeman and an Innocent Citizen who simply happens to be walking home from work late at night. Gijana Untatoga wabi? Jina yago nani? Baba yago nani? Unataga nini? Gan you Broduce your ID? Basi if you gannot broduce your ID Wapi Gitambulisho? If you gannot broduce Gitambulisho Wapi drivers licence If you gannot broduce the three gavament tocuments Twende mbele! (But I am innocent….) Innocent gitu gani? Haguna mutu innozent Genya We gan charge you with anything Unataga gani? Smoking with violence Looging at a female gender with breach of gontract Looging at a government building zuzbiciously With indend to gommit murder Unataga gani? Unaweza gujitetea? Gitu gani hii? Ati fifty bob Hata haiwezi gununua jwing gum Toa besa gijana (…nibakishie bus fare) Ogay, You are a law abiding zitizen Unataga tuguzindikishe?