1) Dooro aa tiri Kii Kii, Diikh waxaas yiri Kuu Kuu.

Why do you people automatically assume there's an attack on Islam when the truth is exposed? :rolleyes: And why is it Somalis are the 1st to defend Islam, when the rest of the Muslim nations are silent? Ma diintaa ka xigtaan ummadda kale? Shaqo yeesho, and leave Oprah alone

There still are many opportunities here that don't exist elsewhere. When I leave Ca. I find that I just want to come back home after few weeks. I would never live anywhere else. A couple of my friends/relatives who moved to Middle East, and Africa are now moving back. Probably the only place outside of USA that I would move to is Somalia. Insha Allah

^^LOL. I only remember this part: Barbarooni, Baasto fiino, Laysku daray macaan badanaa. U balan qaadnay HA - HA.

Isn't Rahima enough? :rolleyes:

Wear Abaya on top of your dirac. Preferrebly one that opens all the way down with splits on the sides and back. It covers your body, yet shows your dirac and Gorgorad from the knees down. (It should be easy to find pretty one if you'r still in Dubai.) And wear the Garbasaar like a Hijaab. Simple and elegant me thinks. Whatever you do No Jacket please :rolleyes:

Very informative. Thanks Caaqil and the rest.

Chilli, here it is: Soomaaliyeey Toosoo Toosoysku Tiirsada oo, Hadba kiinna Taagdaraneey Taageera weligiineey! Ummadyahay mar kale toosoo Calankiinna wada tiirshoo, Danta guud ku taagsada oo Isu wada tanaasula eey. Soomaaliyeey Toosoo … Tawaabkoo qudhaa bixiyoo Gobannimada taam ka dhigee, Rabbi toobad weyddiistoo Talo saarta Weynaha eey. Soomaaliyeey Toosoo … Qabiilkaad ku tookhdaan baa Qawmiyaddaada kaa tira oo, Tayo li'ida qoysqoyskaa Idin bada tabaalaha eey. Soomaaliyeey Toosoo … Inuu Naar ku taro mooyee Dagaal ehel ma taabaggalee, Shacabkaa in loo tudho oo La tabantaabsho kaa mudaneey! Soomaaliyeey Toosoo … Curaddadaada taargo'ayaa Tiiraanyo qaran weeyee, Walaalkiis kan tooganayow Adays jaray tagoogaha eey. Soomaaliyeey Toosoo … Quruun teeda hanan weydaa Tiqo kuma leh dunideenee, Adduunyada ka tamin qaadtoo Assaagiina tiigsada eey.

I try to remain young at heart. People tell me I don't look my age, anyway; I'm inclined to believe them. I'm sure the day is coming when I will spend fortunes on a teensy jar of some age-defying BS, and it still seems sufficiently far-off not to bother me. :cool:

To my Child: Just for this morning, I am going to smile when I see your face and laugh when I feel like crying. Just for this morning, I will let you choose what you want to wear, and smile and say how perfect it is. Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry, and pick you up and take you to the park to play. Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together. Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles.. Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy you one if he comes by. Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned. Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix them. Just for this afternoon,I will take us to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can have both toys.. Just for this evening, I will hold you in my arms and tell you a story about how you were born and how much I love you. Just! for this evening, I will let you splash in the tub and not get angry. Just for this evening, I will let you stay up late while we sit on the porch and count all the stars. Just for this evening, I will snuggle beside you for hours, and miss my favorite TV shows. Just for this evening when I run my finger through your hair as you pray, I will simply be grateful that God has given me the greatest gift ever given. I will think about the mothers and fathers who are searching for their missing children, the mothers and fathers who are visiting their children's graves instead of their bedrooms, and mothers and fathers who are in hospital rooms watching their children suffer senselessly, and screaming inside that they can't handle it anymore. And when I kiss you good night I will hold you a little tighter, a little longer. It is then, that I will thank God for you, and ask him for nothing, except one more day.

intee la aadaa? caawa waxaa islii ka socda ishaa falato iyo habarteey ma aragtay? jiq eey ku tahay xildhibaanadii jaadka ku cuni jiray! maba xishoonaayaan? sharafta idin ka dhacday! LOL. Xaasid

A husband and wife ware waiting at the bus stop; with them are their 8 children.. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children could find place in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!" The blind man replies: "If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be sitting in the bus! So shut up and keep walking!!!!"

In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England, a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for "Water Closet". She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC. The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a "Wayside Chapel" near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their minds. So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply: Dear Madam, I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles from the house. It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays. As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room. This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit of going regularly. It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC as it was there that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event. There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the expressions on their faces. We can take photos in different angle. My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly. You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in time. I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere. The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters. We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all since many feel it is long needed. I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all. With deepest regards, The Schoolmaster. The Woman fainted reading the reply........ and she never visited India!!!!

You girls are not kidding Walle. Let me leave my foot print anigana. What I don't want: - Grossly Phat Pharax - Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back - A man without a decent nest ($$$ and more $$) If you answer yes to one or more of the above, you need not to apply Hibo, any luck yet? PMs?

^^ ku margo :mad:

UD: I don't consider myself being a recipient of charity. Have helped so many people achieve their potentials, and no matter how much I stayed humble in my heart, there was always someone in this corporate world tryna crawl over me, bogart or even pigeonhole me. Can't blame the girl for looking after herself now, can ya? As far as I can see, the complexitiy of human interactions in the work place is more complex even than marriage. Step on them before you get stepped on is my motto.

Are you Addicted to the Internet? 39% Newbie (21% - 40%) You've started to learn that there is more to the internet than AOL. You've recovered from that email virus that wiped your hard drive and are thinking of getting DSL. You still tend to forward too many jokes and inspirational thoughts via email to your entire address book.

Selfishness is part of survival. Need to look out for your own interest sometimes, step on few toes to get ahead if necessary.

Indho adkaa.

I didn't get it. If she doesn't boil water in the morning, he'll take a shower with cold water? then..? How's that going to effect the wife? asaga lee qaboow ma u dhimanaayoo.

^right, and I almost made prank calls to Admin guy

You got jokes walle. Hadda ka horaa wiil walaalkay ah, gabar dariska ah soo tuuryeeyay. Gabadhii & hooyadeed oo dacwo ah baa hooyadeey u yimaadeen. Gabadhii Hooyadeed: Igaarkaa gabarteey aas soo dhabi. Hooyadeey: Yaah? :confused: GH: warkeey ma makhloosid miyaaa xaajiya, igaarkaa, gabarteey aas soo dhabi aan ku iri. Hooyadeey to my brother: Waryaa Libaan kaalay, maxaa gabadhan ku suubisay? Gabadhii started crying markay isagii aragtay, and goes: Haa waa kan, usi waaye, usi, waa i dhabay. H: Allaa hoogayeey ma intaan isagoo la'eg buu waxaas bilaabay. She took off her shoe.. Brother Lee: Alla hooyo maya Ilaa markii dambe dad kale soo dhex galeen, oo naloo sheegay Dhabid = Dilay, and not That

^^^ Naa heedhe baryahan waalagu waayaye manooled horta So wanna know the store?...dont hide behind future reference noh Ay Arawello, meesha teenskaa ku soo batay ayaantaan, Ilaahaa na lehe, facii soo baxaba ku jin, ma noqon karo . Meesha in leeysku firaaqeeyo waaye. Maaha? Find out where they sell that lotion yaah, adiba waa rabtaa waa ogtahaye, checkmate na u soo qabo xabad catch him if you can ah lol.

were you gonna offer a bonus check to the owner? :rolleyes: