Happy belated birthday young man. Wishing you the best in all you endeavor and dream. May you continue to find grace on your path. Ahhhh, I'm an Aries. An opposite sign to Cancer!!! :mad:

I'ma total airhead. It is hopeless to try to pay my debts off, my balances continue to rise. Maybe I should file bankruptcy and start over.

^^^^ Party poopers :rolleyes: Happy Friday everybody

Nuune, bless your heart. Thanks aboowe macaan.

Fresh, clean sheets will have me swing from the chandeliers on any given night.

Originally posted by Coofleh: quote:I tend to second guess myself when I want to let the guy I'm into know how I feel about him. I am always too terrified to tell him that I like him for fear of scaring him awayand then he loses interest because he thinks I'm not interested. :confused: Where's the line? Guys are smart enough to pick up on signs that you like them. But if you think you like him and don't show it, he will lose interest. Look, men are a little prehistoric. As Zephyrine repeatedly tells us in her signature, it is often simple things that make a man happy. A naked woman, chicken wings and football. So buy a lot of chicken wings, support his psychotic obession with the NFL and make him believe that one day (shortly before hell freezes over), he'll get to see you naked. Bada bim bada bum! Heh, thats how it gets done in the Bada Bing club yea? Tell me this, will serving bufallo wings naked have him on his knees, begging me to allow him to kiss my feet?

Not a picky, I tend to second guess myself when I want to let the guy I'm into know how I feel about him. I am always too terrified to tell him that I like him for fear of scaring him away, and then he loses interest because he thinks I'm not interested. :confused: Where's the line?

7. budonkadonk A large, round, plump a$$ that jiggles when that chick walks. ROTFL!

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam ( Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked,"Singh Jr. what is your problem?" Singh Jr. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Ms Neelam had enough. She took Singh Jr. to the principal's office. While Singh Jr. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Singh Jr. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Singh Jr.: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Singh Jr.: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Singh Jr. can go to the third-grade." If you don't feel embarrassed please read further... Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and Singh Jr. both agree. Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Singh Jr., after a moment "Legs." Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" Singh Jr.: "Pockets." Ms Neelam: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Singh Jr.: "Pants" Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Singh Jr.: Coconut Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Singh Jr. was taking charge. Singh Jr.: Bubblegum Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... Singh Jr.: Shake hands Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Singh Jr.: Yep. Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Singh Jr.: Tent Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg. Singh Jr.: Wedding Ring Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Singh Jr.: Nose Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Singh Jr.: Arrow Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? Singh Jr.: Firetruck Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand. Singh Jr.: Fork Ms Neelam: What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? Singh Jr.: TALK Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Singh Jr.: SURNAME Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? Singh Jr.: HEART. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send Singh Jr. to Harvard University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!" PS: Hope you have enjoyed it.. lol I do have a dirty mind wallee, I got them all wrong

It's so complicated !! The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. The handsome men without money are after our money. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,don't think we are beautiful enough. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money,are pigs. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE! The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW, How in the world are we suppoused to find one?

Coofleh is just pulling your leg. He's getting a pathetic thrill out of your reaction me thinks.

Originally posted by rudy: n plz learn some af somali!! then come and talk to me!! may be salaanta ka qaadhey!! if i am in good mood! :confused: Look who's talking

Suddenly the ground beneath me gave way. I immediately lay flat on my back, and spread my arms wide, hoping to slow my descent. I tried to shout, but only managed a screaming moan, then another, then I was done; I was sitting upright at the bottom of some stairs. Adding injurious insult to insulting injury, a rock larger than a bowling ball hit me on the top of the skull, laying back my scalp and forcing yet another scream to escape my lips. I shook my head to clear my vision, a shock of pain rippled through my body, beginning and ending I know not where. I somehow knew that to lose consciousness would mean dying right there, and I needed to stay alive long enough to ...

Can someone please post the lyrics of this song: Naf jacayl hayaa, ma harsatoo.. Adaan Nachmaay naftaydiiyeey, kugu nasteee, noloshaydiiyeey..nastee, nastee..

LOL, teasing this old lady yea. Kashifaada iga daaya please :rolleyes:

Bal horta, how old is this guy before I wish him a happy b/day?

^^ She's charming & funny. Can't quite figure out if her eyes are sending a flirtitious look or soon you die look to the guys.

Xoogsade: Hadda ma waxaa damac kaa haayo shimbirahaas waxay afka iskugu shubaayaan? Wallee bilaash Xoogsade laguuma dhihin.

The guy looks like he never left Xamar. Bac dii baa weli ku taalo. “Xafiiskeyga & shaqadii aan ku haystay dalkii aan ka imid waxaan ka doortay in aan fuulo gaarigan uu qoriga saaran yahay oo aan dadkeyga Soomaaliyeed la qeybsado xaaladaha ay ku sugan yihiinâ€. LOL @ that statement.

What is missing in your relationship with your spouse that makes these other women so attractive to you? You think a sane woman will "trust" to embrace you on a serious note? If you do, you're sadly mistaken. You have shown her that you can't be faithful to the wife that you have now; so, why would she be "willing" to take you into her fold and "trust" that she is so special that you wouldn't do what you're doing to your wife with her with the next woman that you meet. But some are so naive and fall for adiga camal. :rolleyes: Some of my friendships are 15 years old. Much longer than both my marriages. But that's just details. You've been married more then once, had you married one of your old friends the second time, would it make you commit to that 1 person ONLY?

"I don't know anything about you" won't cut it. If you got nothing to say or can't describe the nomad above you, then don't post anything.

Good to know the London nomads are safe. Wonder how the attack will affect the Muslim community, seeing as they will probably get all the flak/blame. Becarefull, and may ALLAH be with you.

Hay! Afro something was you? Ay Kutubeey? lol Magav badal badnidaa. I lost track after Arawello, not only you change the name but the location and signature aswel. That makes it even harder. Happy 21st Birthday. You can officially go to meelaha now, without having toborrow a friend's ID. Nice eh'

maxa waaye waji wajigaan meesha ka socdo, Wajigiina ma ka taqaanaa Dooli Minneapolis joogoo masago tumaayo.

What annoys me about Somali weddings is the guys standing in the hallway or outside the entrance door. My god, they stare so long as if amensia hit them, they forget they'r looking at a human being who can see them. Acudubilaah! I'm fine with extremely attractive ones between the ages of 21-30 looking @ me, and most likely I'm checking them out too But, whats with the gross 50+ year olds.