The only guys who roll their eyes at me are my BOSS(es.) I avoid the other rolling eyed monsters. :rolleyes:

TGIF. Its been a long week, I'm glad its over

Stranded on a deserted island? That'd be the life!

To look like one of those thong bodybuilders takes extreme dedication for several years, or steroids or usally both. For that I give him big ups! But with all the visible bulging veins, I find him so not attractive :rolleyes: I prefer brains over brawns. You can only look for so long at a very muscular guy but in the end, you get tired of just looking. Originally posted by OG_MOTI: seriously one problem with these muscle guys is later stages of life, they will have saggy hands like women.. but hey at least we can say no we have a bit of everything.. ^^ Absolutely true, saggy man breasts + other things that are better left unsaid.

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WoL, that was a good one. What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover". lool. Waryaliibaanow, dhib badnidaa adeer.

Abdullahi Yusuf says: When I won elections in Nairobi I became the Somali President Though without tribalism I can not run a state I preached peace and love Though war was not ruled out War is sometimes a necessary evil My plans hit a harsh political obstacle So I reverted to traveling across the world Is that not enough until I am relocated? what a guy!

^^lol isn't that our weapon of mind destruction? But I don't use mine unless its absolutely necessary.

^^How many times were you lured by budonkadonka? I'd hate to walk infront of you.

Cool class, is there one for women too MEN: when drinking hot beverages, sip slowly. No fururuuruuq please, don't slurp.

Gabadha iska daaya, sidee alla idin galay

^Amen to that.

When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death, My life has been one great big joke, A dance that's walked, A song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke, When I think about myself. Sixty years in these folks' world, The child I works for calls me girl, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake. Too proud to bend, Too poor to break, I laugh until my stomach ache, When I think about myself. My folks can make me split my side, I laughed so hard I nearly died, The tales they tell sound just like lying, They grow the fruit, But eat the rind, I laugh until I start to crying, When I think about my folks. Maya Angelou This poem reminds me of the film, Life is Beautiful. both have tremendous sadness hidden under laughter. There is great sadness, deep regret, a resignation that makes the reader want to reach out and comfort the poet. Another one of my favourite: Still I rise You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt But still, like dust, I'll rise. Does my sassiness upset you? Why are you beset with gloom? 'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells Pumping in my living room. Just like moons and like suns, With the certainty of tides, Just like hopes springing high, Still I'll rise. Did you want to see me broken? Bowed head and lowered eyes? Shoulders falling down like teardrops. Weakened by my soulful cries. Does my haughtiness offend you? Don't you take it awful hard 'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines Diggin' in my own back yard. You may shoot me with your words, You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I'll rise. Does my sexiness upset you? Does it come as a surprise That I dance like I've got diamonds At the meeting of my thighs? Out of the huts of history's shame I rise Up from a past that's rooted in pain I rise I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide, Welling and swelling I bear in the tide. Leaving behind nights of terror and fear I rise Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear I rise Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave, I am the dream and the hope of the slave. I rise I rise I rise. Nothing better then listening to Maya Angelou recite her poetry. What a gifted artist!

Check this link out: How Should a Muslim Woman Conduct Herself?

Originally posted by OLOL: Those you nominate must have good qualities. They must be educated, free of tribalism, have no criminal record, have good character and wisdom. They must be honest and good Muslims. Unrealistic requirements! Care to revise?

Originally posted by HornAfrique: Bishaaro I heard you're from reer Afka Nool..maxaa ka jidho warkaas? Waxba kama jidho. I'm reer Dabshide, waxan ka sii ahay, reer Fagax

LOL, too smart to be trapped. Maybe next time, maybe next time. Now that we bleeped up this topic, i'll hide under my pillows and call it quits. Hurdo wacan.

^^ I could be wrong, but doesn't TX. have laws saying parents can allow their underage kids to taste their beers all the time. In the hopes that they'll regard it as beverage to be enjoyed often but in moderation?

Originally posted by Legend of Zu: Is laughin @ funny jokes forbidden??? :confused: Yes, just like the forbidden fruit.

^^ loool I was wondering about what you wrote there, seems like he was faster then you, must be the Mexican beer. Kayfa, now I know you, maraxad yahay.

^^ and you'r the SOL stalker. Have me met before?

That was me mimicking your accent. The one they speak in what was it called? umm.. Yes, that!

^^Loooooool. I already know yours. The reply on the other thread was a giveaway. Ka baydh intaanan ku jiidhin... Ouch my tongue hurts!

The homeboy must have been walking around with pockets full of Viagra, yea? How else on God's green earth can one man manage to have 70+ kids? Doesn't he get tired?

Nagma by King Khalid. niyada iyo qalbiga noolaha dhamaan adigaa u nimcee naxariista sii nurkeygiyey nidar baan galoo adaan nagmaay naftaydiiyey adaa nagmaay ku naawiliyoon kugu nastee nolosheydiiyey kugu nastee nuur caashaqey neecaw dadaay nabsi khayr qabaay nacabkeena diid.