Originally posted by Keyf: I am willing to dish out $150 today and today only and play match maker for my little sis(Bisharo). No, thanks.

Originally posted by Fidel: :mad: OMG, see how his eyes are piercing my skin! ** runs for dear life**

^^Crack this, crack that..(blah blah blah.) Its a school night, stop puffing that crack pipe dude. Put it down. Rudy: We have 'down low' women too? :eek:

^^Iga daa quraafaadka!

Keyf: With your 150 shillings bid you could get Signor Alejandro. Shipping and handling fees are on the house. Have a nice day.

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Originally posted by Suldaaanka: Anyone interested to start a local Somali version? LOL How much are you worth?

Originally posted by Hibo: The zoo is great, I get to play with you [/QB] LOL, so what type of zoo animal are you two?

OG: Ok Habbo. I'm off to bed now Kayf: my favorite being the Starbucks coffee sizes (tall, grande, vente lol) how can I live without them. And no, i don't like to think late this hour about world time zones, so don't make me think lol.

OG Girl: weje kalele, its 5pm Monday here in Somalia.

Originally posted by Keyf: We are 14 all together, 8 boys and 6 girls. 8? And I thought I was cursed with my 3 brothers. They used to beat me up when were kids, even my younger one beat the sh&t out of me once. I hate boys! :mad:

^^tuujiye on a deseted island? Naa wuu ku ceejin lol. I would take, (that certain someone) I have gotten alot of help from his posts. The brother is no joke. He really knows what he's talking about, a useful asset to this forum that we can all learn from. And having someone like that on the island with me is very bennificial. Hint: He's a moderator.

IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical". "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works." "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra." "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD". Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES". Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe." "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt." "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING". Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." "I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?" "I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me." "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse." "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving." "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive again." "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK." Means: "I make the messes, you clean them up."

Originally posted by Legend of Zu: ^^^^ LooooL Bishaaro...u askin for trouble no one will eva listen to u... and perhaps some dudes will lower their gaze right @ ur chest levels Some dudes? lol. Rumours had it you'r such a flirt, that you also mastered the art of keeping your right eye looking at a women's eyes, while your left ogles the no fly zone.

Originally posted by besbaaso: lol....bisharo...u should go for the ultimate shock factor.....and get the nipple rings....and forget to wear the bra.... ... That would just send my old man to his grave, and i'm not ready to take the blame

"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex." Bill Maher.

Originally posted by LANDER: ^ this must be an inside joke amongst you folks and MILK, or am I the only one who noticed that these hotels are in South-East Asia and Vancouver amongst other places. Don't ruin it. Its just a wishful thinking

Originally posted by besbaaso: quote:Originally posted by professer: pircing u bellys, what difference does it make if u can't show it off. people i tell you what nExt... ...lol...u must not have seen all these chickas with dirac's ...and as we all know they are see through...and there in the middle of thier bellies is the biggest paris hilton fake bling u have eva seen....lol... Bes , i was thinking about that, and the new body art trends (henna tattoo) on the chest, right above the melons. Like Eve's pawprints. I put on a dirac every now and again, and once I wear it I must dress to kill. I love the reaction of the old ladies, they turn beet-red.

Originally posted by OLOL: I have recently received a private message from some ignorant poster- I wouldn’t name him here- requesting me to stop my criticism of Yeey. some other clown tried to bully me, saying he will track me down and get rid off my sorry -somali-wannabeeass for good while another imposter threatened to ban me from this forum? I just hope you won't be daunted by the rubbish hurled at you. This section of the forum is really spewing vitirol.

Originally posted by Keyf: ^^ Gabadh waxaan kuu malaynaaye naag rag ahe, see kaa noqotay. waa maxay fulaynimada, saxiibey aduunka laba bari waaye, waxaad doonayso lagama hakado, lagamana xishoodo. sidaan hore u iri , hadaan arko mid uqalma ... waa waydiinayaa maahe waaba mehersan lahaa. aniganaa bixin lahaa lol LOOOOL, you'd xataa do him, yea? ROFTL

Originally posted by Keyf: I am Britt citizen aint gonna cut it....you're azz is being deported to Somalia LOL, save the laughter we could be next.

^^ the other average Joe's like .. umm, YOU!

^^ yea, she was getting the butterflies.

Has the world gone mad? I for the life of me can't imagine proposing to a man ( Wish I was that gutsy! ) When I'm talking to a guy i'm attracted to my words get all mixed up. Here's a simple one: Guys will pop the question if they'r interested. Trust me girls, save yourselves the possible rejection and just wait.

Originally posted by Caveman: Wiilo, Mabruuk!..Guurkaada mid aad ku nasato kuna-waarto allaha kaagaga dhigo sis.. Amen. No wonder she was asking advices on what to look for in a partner