I already stopped eating chicken. Once had a bad case of Pneumonia, and if that flu hits, i'll be first to go. :rolleyes: Allahuma najaynaa minal bird flu.

Foxy, were you talking to me? If so, that last comment wasn't supposed to be funny, but one of the reasons why I thought it's Haram. It was all about Temptations and not resisting them..yea. I'm not a touchy feely person, even if i'm with somebody that I care about not even Will Smith could touch this. I'm not mental yet, but thanks for the concern anyways.

I can understand why it's haram before marriage. When feelings are involved anything is possible. People become comfortable with one another, and with that comes a lot of happy touching, which leads to ... You just can't love somebody, and not touch them.

Originally posted by rudy: bishy! i do that deliberately when i talk about matters relating to the ladies!! lol.. its an art that i learned from women! by the way, u never had no problems understanding me one to one! correct! how come u disappeared lately! i miss yah! lol.. Is hell freezing over? Ha i nabsan waryaa!

^ we all know he doesn't do girls. How about we lock you in with him, yea? That'd be a headline news.

And the man has spoken! Ditto to whatever he just said.

Ok, I must admit, my translator has just left the premises. What did Seeker say? Ahhh! Hasidi hana sababu.

Congrats Fartun. Wiil gob ah oo garaad wacan Gacantiisu furantahey Marna gacal wadaagtaan Haduu calafku kuu galo Guri wacan ku joogtayee ku guuree.. Guurkiinu guur kheeyr Guri giinu guri nagi Guuloow ka yeel.. Amen!

^Usitake ushindani huniwezi aslani.

Thanks for reading. If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen. Get me some pankaces (lots of butter and strawberries on top) along with scrambled eggs. Thanks. Don't forget the coffee! I take it black. Get to work.

Playing violent video games makes you become desensitized to it, if not violent. Acudubilah! How often do you play, Lee?

Raula: Chokochoko si njema mchague la kusema. Ewe Mola tuepushe na mahasidi.

The Death penalty is an easy way out. I'm generally against it. I think they should instead NEVER be allowed to get out, and their life be made so miserable that they beg for death and it should not be awarded. On the contrary, I believe the only real cure for pedophilia is death. I'd shoot the sack of sh*t on site.

Last week some old lady came in the bathroom while I was in the other stall. It didn't sound like she shut the door. So I came out, sure enough, her door was wide open. I carefully kept my back to her and quickly washed my hands. She started shouting at me "where's the toilet paper in here, hey, hey, where's the toilet paper in here" (dispenser on the wall next to the toilet, duh!). I got the heck out of there in a hurry. If she thought I was going to just walk in her stall, dispense it for her and hand her some - NO friggin way!

^Get off his back, and get on with it. You are bright, articulate and competent contributor. It's sad that you waste so much of your talent in these tit-for-tat xag-xagasho. I really don't know Nur well enough to say whether or not he's misogynistic. From what I do know of him, I probably wouldn't characterize him as overtly chauvinistic, and he doesn't deserve this blatant disrespect. Haraam! And what exactly does everyone want him to apologize for?? :confused: I still have such enormous respect for him. Nur, wherever you'r, come out, and address this issue.

^Wacade waa beentiis, kuma dhaco. Asba waa og yahay waxaas la isma waydiiyo. Xiin, koleey saaxiibka Baashe kama yarid. Laakin sidi uu MMA u kashifay asaga camal, aan Illaah ka baryaa in adna laguu kashifo. Remember markuu MMA soo sawiray Oday Baashi saaxiibo ahaan jireen ayagoo yar yar.

And I thought he was singing that "Markaan ku arkay baan iri Wooow woow woow" song! The guy is a chick magnet eh? waa khatar cadiim!

Are things being deleted? What happened? who dissed who? Are we kicking sand again?

What's the problem here? You burnt the canjeero this morning? Lots of leftovers too I would imagine. Someone find me my cane, or my newspaper to slap this Red Sea with.

^ The SOL Pirate! We'r staying clear out of your Ooshan.

^^LMAO Section-kan sidii reer Baro ooga qaxeen, waaba dheed. Meeshu waxba ma yaalaaniin. Miya lays hor fadhini dee..waa naw!

Xiin, wallee inta kuma taalid! Aniga waan kaa yaabay, toloow intee sanaad jirtaa?

1. Post ONE picture (preferably small, think about those with slower connections) of the object that you most desire right now. Not an object(excuse you) but a human, I so desire.. 2. Explain what it is and why it's so great. A precious Babeh. Wouldn't trade it for all the luxury homes and fast cars on this thread. Beat that! 3. Give us any reason why you deserve to have it I love them dearly, and my life won't be complete without atleast one. Plus, I need people to carry on my legacy after I am gone. 4. Explain how you will use it to repay humanity if by some miracle you happened to get it the next day. By giving my child a firm foundation, shaping his/her mind. Letting them know that everyone is different; everyone has their own beliefs and values. Not everyone will accept this-ever. And to be one of the ones who does. My babeh and I are out. Morning everybody.

^^You'll soon be sued for emoticon overuse.

Would you ask your husband-to-be to sign a contract Err' would that really stop him?