Lions to the rescue? May be we need them in Somalia ! Read : http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=515&e=2&u=/ap/ethiopia_guarded_by_lions

^^^why can't he ask?

Dear beloved nomads, our brother Bob needs you duca! His grandmother is gravely ill.So please say your prayers for her. May allah(swt) ease her pain and restore her health aamiin.

Dear beloved nomads, our brother Bob needs you duca! His grandmother is gravely ill.So please say your prayers for her. May allah(swt) ease her pain and restore her health aamiin!

It is true!! Xaliimos are coming! They are coming from all fronts! Rumors in every donut shop states that: General Fem fatale is approaching from the west with her well-known violent shiftas. Major general DA had already began her invasion from the sea and air. OG-Girl and Roula are ready to attack from Og-land and NFD respectively. even worse, Comandante VR,the commander of notorious spy network, Black Velvet, had infiltrated the donut shops and qaad joints. They even bugged all the phones in the faarax-land….me scared !! Marwo Feme, can you spare me if I deliver Mr. Alle and Chauvinist on a cold platter?

Hey Rudy, I feel you bro. being out of circulation for some time has gotten to you huh? I am concerned. Are you contracting faarax’s disease (thinking of taking a second wife) and need some encouragement? Watch out of biyo kuleel while you are asleep when the Mrs. Rudy finds out. If I were you I will stop giving mixed signals to single xalimos and stay out of the commission for good! Ok!

Raula, thanks for the invitation. But am I allowed to wear my signature Wisconsin cheese-hat? Can’t watch the game (especially at the frozen tundra) without it. Can u grantee my safety when u choke again in the lambo field? I will bring a well aged Wisconsin cheese and UGAALI crackers.

Hi CK, I do understand the guy has to make a living, but where r this entire phone calls r coming from (u didn’t clarify!)? Are the phone calls from girls (groupies) or from customers who want to hire him? If it is the latter then I suggest that you be his business mangers and handle all his business calls (if you guys are committed and want to go farther). Otherwise, you have a problem. Your guy may have a difficulty of separating business and privacy. He can have all his customers entertained at the show or the concert, but any thing beyond is fishy to me. p.s. Your man may be a nice guy and have good intention. So are the groupies and you are one who will be hurting at the end. You need to iron out your situation and communicate frankly with your man. I hope the best for both of you!

thank u very much

I am having a hard time and health problem. ilaahey ii barya

Originally posted by OG_Girl: What your nick means any way :confused: Salam It means, I love you in somali.

ciid wanaagsan everyone and I hope we will share the same thoughts again next ciid inshaa'allah. ciid mubaarak.

Originally posted by OG_Girl: With this " very balady" nick qori xabaalan No wonder you can't get any date. Who wants to date with some one have such a taste bal :rolleyes: :rolleyes: What your nick means any way :confused: Salam See ..what I tell u nomads. Even sweet Og-girl does not respect me. What have I done to you sister? Why are u attacking my name? you are not helping. you are putting me into deep depression! Better call Eedo Canbaro and complain! :mad: :mad:

Eh…Dream date ku lahaa! Dream date with Xaliimos? Out of question for me. Gone to too many disappointing dates with many xaliimos. Mind you, I am a meticulous planner I dress well, smell good and I pick a nice trendy restaurant for my dates. :cool: Cash is no problem. But, it never works for me because xamimos wey iga burji sarreeyaan. :confused: :confused: The minute she utters abboowe ama walaal or macaan, I just lose it oo aan kala badbataa. I start losing where I am or who I am with and get into uncontrollable nonsense talks as if she is the last Somali girl left in this planet: When we going to meet your parents?... Would you marry me?... How many kinds we going to have?... Do you want a big wedding or small? And many ..I don’t remember But all my dates end the same way. â€wuxu ma ***** baa?†war xaggee ka soo dhacdey?.....or the kind ones, go to the washroom and never come back! I got no respect The next day I end up(as usual) calling Eedo Cambaro( my Somali therapist) to help me break this vicious cycle. She’s been my shrink for some time. She is not doing a good job. May be I should fire her! Help!

Iskey sorry for the disappointment, I think you miscalculated the responses u might be getting from these seasoned nomads. You got what u asked for-their opinion. Please don’t defend the indefensible. You are just making yourself look bad. As for the games that you play, I assume that your boyfriend is a resourceful player who not only studied you well but also your “girlfriendsâ€. I wonder which one of the girlfriends leaked your plot and help him pass the test and in turn got rewarded. What a player he is! I think he is shacking up with one of your “girlsâ€. p.s. NOW, Can you think of a scheme to expose this 2timer, your are so proud of?

RAMADAN KARIIM to all my beloved nomads.

I remember when this subject was a taboo. When it was first posted on this site, the nomads, then, were outraged. Waris was subjected to attacks. Most Nomads dismissed the legitimacy of even discussing the subject (calling it a complete betrayal), ridiculed Waris for bringing up the subject (FGM), and called her a self-serving rich model. In fact some of nomads questioned her sincerity, her somaalinimo, marriage, Islam and even made fun of the way she wore her GARBISAAR - totally missing the big picture. Somehow Waris’s awareness is working, at least in this website of ours (Somalia on line). I see a complete turnaround. I see changes taking place in nomads’ minds and over all attitudes towards female genital mutilation. So please spread the awareness!

salaams nomads, I have always thought there is some thing eerie about this warlords but I never thought they had black faces and white body. I guess that’s where the inhumanity comes from huh! May the law of justice grind them like grated Chinese meat! (A Nigerian curse) :mad: :mad:

Oh how shocking to hear that good old Baashi, Roula, Darman and beloved Barwaaqo are all into this. Loool…. It is an epidemic! But before you pass the Pipe and entice me, I smell a good scent of business opportunity. Imagine the potential of opening a BA (badeecad unanimous) center complete with support groups and counselors. These people need a rehab center. I am inspired. Anyone interested? I need a partner

can anyone id these warlords(below picture) in the good-looking luncheon images. they are Ahmed Moh'ed Lohos-chairman of somali patriotic movement(SPM) and Moh'ed Qanyare Afrah of united somali congress and SRRC,fist fighting after disagreement.

Originally posted by disillusioned-N-despondent: Qori xabaalan: U have no idea how many split personalities I have! Barwaaqo, many apologies! I didn’t know about those personalies. But I like barwaaqo the most. She is cool and collected. Bee referred to me as a girl ( in mahram thread). I knew then that something was going out of whack in side you. As for DnD, I don’t know what was she thinking when she let all those aliens cross the border- aliens like dhoosaaye. I wonder what would princes_sexy’s theory be about how he came up with that name (dhoosaaye)? Did he go …Dhuurrruuur…..dhuurrruuu.. dhuurrruuu, bingo, that is my name huh? p.s this message is for Barwaaqo only, not for Bee or DnD!

I am a Somali-Lander, a Punt-Lander, a Northerner, a Southerner and most of all I am Somali. That is why I don’t participate much in political forum. It hurts to see hatred linger among Somalis.

Originally posted by Princess_Sexy: Not everyone, but some do.....One example i can think of right now is you, opinionated( sorry, but your the first one that came to mind)..I noticed on a few posts, how for some reason a few of our nomads find it a sort of hobby of theirs to criticize a few of your comments, when there were a few other people who were saying just about the same thing...maybe they felt you were a bit more "opinionated"?? I think its like this, we pick our nicks for our own reasons....but majority of the time, it relates to you in some way...so for some, they feel it safe to assume that it represents you in some way and feel justified when they take it literally...did that make sense? So, how does your name relate to you? Did you pick your name (princes_sexy), because you are a princes and sexy? And what about Barwaaqo? Does she has split personality by the name of barwaaqo , bee and disillusioned-n-despondent ? Does this make sense? as for opinionated: I find her to be a very blunt and straight shooter unlike some nomads who find that trait as bad and offensive, especially for women and girls. we do have unwritten rules, one for men another for women!

Lion teaser heeere she is: Ayaan Hirsi!

OOOH!are you saying they made it through the lunch without a fight..not even a food-fight? big..big progress huh! I say ship them to ARAWEELO LAND!! Qori