Paki is a very degrading word,, so lets not be racisits…

MY brain: No. Thats wrong. She should be sent back with a good beating! My heart: The loser deserved everything he got! Men have been using/abusing/manupilating women for centuries...its about time women PLAYED THE GAME! Not only should she have given him the boot...but stole his jaad and sold it! FF…This shit is plain WRONG no matter what body organ you use to rationalize it…. That trick set my cuz back almost $15,000 and wasted 3 years of his life… no human being deserves to be screwed like that.. Originally posted by NGONGE: Nice story, saaxib. Erm, carry on. Lol @ nogone.. walaahi my cuz looks exactly like NiinYabaan =====> ,,, he freaked me out the first time I saw that picture.. I thought it was him.. lol

Originally posted by rudy: homie aj, i dont thing u got the drift of this thread! plz try again!!! last call 4 the randome thread..01010101001.. u dig! homes!! :confused: lol.. walaahi u reminded me with the LA latino gangs man... shoot i once visited this freind who lived by Crenshaw and man was i fearful for my *** or what.. lol..i mean i only thought of em as immigrants who worry about their landscaping jobs... i guess i was gravely mistaken.. seems like you picked up their accent cuz every other word they say is Hoooooomes.. lol

OK Hasna you are added to the bunch of kids who's menese went rampant in this thread thus far, I guess i will have to mould all of you kids together in the shape of a UFO and punt you, A$$ first, to the space and still have enough time to go home and watch CNN's breaking news about a space object crashing on Venus. either that or gasing you all up sensless with Sadam's WMD's and setting your corpses on fire as if I am forced to pay child support on your skinny behinds... ya dig...

"Somalia girls are 5 times crazier than those Man-eaters we always dreaded here in the US," said Jamac Geedi Mursal Af-Dheere and then added "Man all I want is a woman who dont have any hang-ups about the typical abusive farah or have grandoise lifestyle aspirations, such as the freedom to leave home without consent or expecting hubby to do any kind of house work. So, brother Action Jackson (AJ), continued Jamac, "I figured I'd import some desperate shank from a shanty hut in Somalia to marry. since they are brought up to kiss their husbands a.s.s and be completely dependant on him which means I could inflict my outmost manly discipline upon her without any fear of physical reprisal or being sent to court for domestic violence over my impudent outburst, like modernized Xalimo's of the US." That was the start of a conversation i had with brother Jamac in a Minneapolis Star Bucks coffee shop. Jamac a 34 year old University Of Minnesota Business school graduate with almost 10 failed marriage proposals is definitely the most unfortunate eligible Somali bachleors living in Minnesota. "Not all of them failed Brother (AJ)" Jamac was quick to add, "See the first wify i ordered arrived dead in the cargo hold of the aircraft used to smuggle her into America by the not too sharp smuggler . and the second wifey was simply bad planning, see I married her during a busniess trip to Xamar and paid a good US$5000.00 to a (smuggler/ Tahriib agent) whom i later found out was my wife's real husband... both of them along with my US$ 5000.00 have disappeared shortly after i came back to Minnesota". The third one said the smuggling mission went bad in London's Heathrow Airport when she failed to "eat" the passport!! so she is currently under house arrest by the Dept of Home Office!!! which i really find qouite peculiar because as far as i know the Home Office wouldnt send a welfare check to an arrested criminal!!! but it hasn't been all failures, added Jamac, just a bit of bad luck along the way, kinda." ...... When I asked him about the remaining 6 wives, Jamac became visibly agitated and began fidgeting with his blue 4XL sized baggy pants and his yellow shirt "Well, all of those are individual cases saxib which must be considered on the basis of their respective circumstances. I don't like to generalize and erroneously deduce that there is either something fundamentally wrong with the (Muqalis/Qarxis agent) or me. See some did really make it down to the great state of Minnesota but unfortunately one of them demanded me to throw a big 5 star wedding reception, which i couldnt afford, before she could even consider moving in with me!! then there is that one who said that i, standing at 5'6", was not tall enough!! and of-course one didn't get along with my mom, who, by the way, tends to be a tad possessive and doesn't like other women touching her son, hence, little things like offering her a separate apartment to live in and keeping wife and mom away from each other didn't help. And the rest were put off by my love for socializing with my fellow Farax's at the coffee shops and my passion for Jaad, so one by one, they flipped on me during one of my never ending marqaan binges." Would you ever be tempted to increase your record failed mariges to 11? i asked Jamac He took a sip of his Latte, grinned at me and replied "Sure (AJ) I'm currently hooked with this Hot Single Mother i met in Paltalk. she 34 years old and lives in Saudi Arabia. And trust me man as soon as I scrape the money together for the Qarxis line i will bring her and her 15 year old son here" Jamac added with a firm tone waving a limb of jaad " and I'm sure this one is going to work brother AJ more than i am sure of the existence of this limb of Jaad...." " How Come?" I asked with a loud giggle Jamac replied " cause this time i made sure the f****ing (Muqalis/Qarxis Agent) is already married !!!!!! OK.... now enough with this phony story.. i want to seriously tell me what you think of the girls who marry fellows like Jamac and promise to be a loyal wife untill she sets foot in the us and then pooof disappear on his a.s.s. or even worse cold bloodly refuse to live with him???? do you think thats fair or even ethical? Walaahi this shit did happen to 2 of my 3rd and 4th cousins who got booted after their honorable wives finally made it to MN and Holland..... p.s. discuss responsibly

Originally posted by Garab Tuujiye: is G.T aboowe Dark Angel!! wareer badanaa!! lol

Originally posted by Action Jackson: I cleaned it up for ya Mr Dr and Cr. lol You certainly did bro u certainly did, Thx for your co-operation in this matter ORIGHT.. i cleaned my post with bleach this time and took off all the curse words.. :mad: :mad: Originally posted by OG_MOTI: jackson man u killed the fun...........xaasid Allah kariim PEace Killed the fun?? man you cant be serious... OG-Girl... dont listen to him, your thread is the **** girl... as a matter of fact if your thread was put up against any other thread in SOL, in a steel cage with no holds barred, i bet the other threads, who are already jealous of how cool your thread is, will try and gang up on your thread. the other threads will do some sick ish.. off the turnbuckle. after that, they will try and pull the folded chairs out from the lobby area and work it on your thread. Now the other threads definitly don’t know that your thread is one bad ********* thread… . cuz it will eat all of those other threads alive and then chase down their families and even call them on the phone saying *ish like I will kill each and every one of you and even eat your kids,,,, this ****** is so crazy that it will even call them without dialing *67. and then the families will rue the day that they ever stepped up to your crazy thread!….. See that’s how cool your thread is.. so don’t listen to MOTI.. Ooh yeah.. I forgot.. when your thread is all done terrorizing everybody my thread will come out of no where and ***** slap your thread down to the basement where it will be grounded for a year..

Originally posted by Femme_Fatale: A day you say? Ok...Im a little cautious about nights...but days are pefectly alright! P.S. That is so very generous of you What do u get from it? well thats the community work i have to do as part of my probation.. p.s. glad to hear that you are interested.. just report to the front gate of the Neverland ranch at 1 AM

Originally posted by Totti: lol why you got to be difficult lol, hmmmmmmmmmmm :cool: I am bored as hell in my stup!d cubical.. cant wait to get off and god home lol FF.. I run a charity thats owned by Micheal Jackson which goes by the name "Spend a day at the NeverLand"... would you like to sign up?

I cleaned it up for ya Mr Dr and Cr. lol

This is a simple math problem put into words... lets say that your age is (2004+a) or (2004-a)so for those who didnt have their birthday yet their equation will be as follows.. 50(2x+5)+ (1753 - (2004 - (a+)) = 100x + 250 +(1753 - (2004+1)) = 100x+a and if you already had you birth they then you equation is as follow 50 (2x+5)+(1754 - (2004 - a) = 100x + 250 + 1754 - 2004 + a = 100x + a also pls note that x = the number you initially selected A = is your age 5+2 = 7 => the number of days in a week 50 + 2 = 52 => the number of weeks in a year.. 250 + 1754 = 2004 250 - 1754 = 2003 totti wrote LOoOoOoOoOoOOoOl DAAAAAAAAAAM that was pretty guuud i wont divulde my answer, but i'll say that it was bloody accurate Good fun. Totti,,, out of anybody else YOU the "Accountant" should be impressed the least :confused: :confused:

Originally posted by Alle-ubaahne: NFD unukaa leh hadaa nahay soomaali, Waa lagu gartay saxib... NFD na ma lihid.. ee beenta jooji..

Hibo comes back to the girls hostels only to be told, " Hibo some News got to us, that there is this horny bit** that came to the boys university looking for a man. Like we told you sis, Somali men here are useless please quit them" said Dhool, an old Pak-Somali that lived in Pakistan for the last 10 yrs. Now we all know that there is no smoke without a fire,, so would you kindly bring the 10 brothers to stand so we can hear their arguments?? ** from what you wrote it sounds like you are having the time of your life.. make sure you dont become an Al-qaida operative though,,,

Originally posted by wiiilo: Hay don't beat up ur kodo,,,,, I understand exactly what ur saying, it is important to teach ur children thier "REAl" language wherever country they are born in..... Go figure:....... I said i will only beat them when the Child Services are not looking.... Daaamn :mad: :mad:

This thread is pitiful, i mean i came in here expecting to find seasoned nomads discussing issues that really matter to us,, instead I find this sad collection of kids and halfwits discussing what they are doing with their useless lives, Daamn... I feel like donating your useless as*es to the National Highway Safety Administration so they could use you as a crash test dummies. But that wont be possible for the time being since none of your obese as*es can fit even in the biggest SUV..... ** Dont look at me.. u asked for some ranting..

^^^^ have you tow ever heared of a useful tool in this forum that's called Privet Messaging!! it makes ya all do you your shukaansi without us watching

well they call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken!!!

Walaahi dad used to beat us up real good if we ever spoke arabic at home... he did anything he could to perserve our somali identity.. So proud of him walaahi.. and i am sure i will uphold the tradition and will rough my kido (when he comes insha alaah) if he ever spoke English at home, and ofcourse i will do that when the Child Services are not looking I have met some guys and girls who speak english with a thick accent and yet claim they have lived in the US so long that they cant speak Somali...!!! now aint that some bullshit??

I saw this clip on HBO and made me crack up, its Ali G posing as a Khazakhistani dude singing an Anti-semetic song in a redneck bar in Georgia.. check it out yall...

Originally posted by Jumatatu: Do I see lack of tolerancy in here and a huge amount of hypocrisy. You, Somalis, are the one kiling ourselves in terms of clan(note not tribe) differences and yet you scorn and say we have been invaded and our beliefs damaged by the spread of Christianity in Somali society. Hello...! We have crrised crossed thusands of miles and oceans to come to the land of Christianity for refuge and yet insult those of our society who follow their worship. You watch all they dish out in TV and watch and enjoy their sense of entartainment, while on the other hand you curse those among you who wish to follow their belief, at least those who did are being true to themself and not hypocritical. Christianity in Somalia existed for long and it is not something new so you better get used to it. If you want to counter and stop its spreading then you can tell your wadads to be more convincing and interpret the Koran and Sunna in its original form and not to mingle the qabill mentality with it.Tell the Somali society to practice what they believe in and then and only can you tell and show your children the concretness and beauty of Islam. But you cannot have it both ways and be suprised at the out come. For example the preacher of Christianity in Somalia is telling chuldren how GOd loves them and how they should respect their mankind, while the wadaads are building armed militias to spread their ideologies and killing or using a junta Islamic court to punish those they deem are against them. So tell me who would you choose given the choice..? dude,, you cant be seriouse... do you really mean what you just uttered??

Originally posted by The Rendezvous: am sure most sisters have got the links helpful and can quote them when neccesary.. some fellows have deviated from the original post....177 ayahs for women in Quraan for their own personal gains. Well with the continuing thread copies by all time ..sr JACKSON..we feel irritated and am asking everybody for SABAR. Why would someone copy a whole thread posted.. to give it some relevance :confused: Nafta someone can be cruel and be kind at the sametime.Have you ever seen someone beating a dog..and treating it at the same time. manywayz..We are sorry to you ladies..it is your territory but can we share some information? Ibraheem's Well i am sorry man.. i didnt mean to seriously piss you off like that.......... i am definiatly not out to "beat you dawg".. so i appologize if you misunderstood my intentions.... :confused:

Originally posted by Alle-ubaahne: ^^ Ukaadi bal aan kabaha iyo maryaha ciyaalkeyga meesha ka aruursadee, , aloow na baxso, cidu waa fuqaro, tuugna waala sheegay inuu cidaha soo galay, salaamaad minkuli aafaat! Orod iyo Cagaha waxka-dayid... fag fag fag fag Waraa wadaadka... waan sii qulqulaa... fajir aabo so galai.. waa ku kaas.. Salamu Alikum

Originally posted by Alle-ubaahne: Soo macnaheeda maaha, sida qof magaciisa tuug la yiraahdo ama isku yaqaan inuu magaciisa tuug yahay, oo hadana ku andacoonaya "war shiiq baan ahay ee magaceyga tuuga yuusan idin sirin!!?". sir maxa abo keenay... saxib any tuug caadi ah baan ahay.. marka iska kay ilaaaley laakin adi hadaa wadaad tahay then saxib gabdhaha masaakintaa beenta maa ka daysid?? seriously though... waad ku mahadsantahay waanadaada fiican saxib...

Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: So, They need to be part of the new govenment ?? Cajiiiiiiib i guess they were told that the differences the delegations were trying to settle were tribal not religious issues... so they were sent back and told that they are already being represented by their qabiils.. i must admit that was one smartest thing i heard from Nairobi knockel heads...