Eating chocolate cake as part of a full breakfast can help you lose weight

Jacaylbaro;806664 wrote: Yawning is contagious - even thinking about yawning is enough. After reading this, there is a 50% chance you will yawn. You are lazy dee

Jacaylbaro;806862 wrote: Good Morning ,,,,, very lazy day so far. Slept only 3 hours last night and i'm dhacdhacing like Sakhraan on my desk You think that's too much, come and see how Am working here

According to where you stay, sxb 7000 is not much, but make sure she's not from dhul gaalo otherwise 7000 waxey isu beddeli 7 months in Xabsi

Speak and write English, somali, swahili arabic and can read a little french

Showqi;806589 wrote: Soomaali Maxamed Sala Cala Nabi. Dadkaan aad sheegeysiin ee aad leedihiin iyaga oo aan la invite-garayn ayey iska imaanayaan, dadkaas waa Qabiilkaagii . Marka Qabiilkaaga invitation umma baahna, iyaga oo toban toban u socda waa in ay arooskaaga dalaq iska soo dhahaan... :D

Jacaylbaro;806348 wrote: Hair stylists in London are using bull semen as a conditioning treatment. “It leaves your hair looking wonderfully soft and thick". Damn that's dirty

Kung fu Panda Factz.....!!!! -->The weirdest animation control was for Po’s uvula...!! --> One of Jackie Chan’s trademarks—the enthusiastic “thumbs-up!”—is also one of Monkey’s (his animated, onscreen persona). -->Angelina Jolie (Tigress) sports a tattoo of a tiger on her back—talk about living the part. -->The double fist punch inadvertently became Tai Lung’s signature move (he does it three times in the film). -->Including voice actors, 448 different people put over 21,442 manweeks into the film. That’s 107,210 mandays or 857,680 manhours.

Admin;806029 wrote: Apologies to Wyre and those missing posts/threads. We moved the site to a different server to accommodate the increasing traffic. There was a short lag of few hours where we failed to recover the active data. Apology accepted

We really need chatrooms and mobile apps

As long as Bismillahi is said it's halaal even if stabbed :D

Damn JB

BOB;806434 wrote: Val, Iphone 4S is rubbish especially if you live in the UK because the SIRI thing that is suppossed to be exclusive to Iphone 4S and one of the major factors behind why people want to have it is not working in the UK, However my brother in the US tells me it's working perfectly fine for him over there. Peace, Love & Unity. That SIRI thing is useless haddii aad Ogaan laheyd believe me yesterday wey i caysay dee :D

NGONGE;806466 wrote: One script wishing his other creations a happy birthday. What a crazy world we live in! :D so blu, carafaat and Narniah are one Is that what you are saying??

:D

Valenteenah.;806422 wrote: Wyre, you're a good sport. I think i am

are you afraid of heart attack war bahasha waa daawo

Family Problems.....!!!!!! Two men, one American and an Somali were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Somali man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once." We call this arranged marriage. ... I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems." The American said, Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems

Try it then:D

Jacaylbaro;806409 wrote: Does Shisha gives u wings horta ?? ,,,, like Redbull ?? ,,, or just some xaraarad like Cigarettes ?? U've never had once as it seems

Happy birthday, so now how old are you? 45? :D