Waxaa la yiri ninkii doonfaarta seenta qabsado xaaraan daakhilkeeda uu geeyaa Showqi maahmaahdaada unedited waaye

Jacaylbaro;876667 wrote: Agree with Blessed, Wyre is a script but a special kind ... waryaa waa ninkaagan

mid qaxootu eh heestiisa aan dhageysanaayaan siduu jigjiga uga soo cararay siduu qaxootiyada kenya ku yimid iyo wax yaabo kale ka sheekeynaayaa Qamiis wanaagsan

The anti-Islamic video that inflamed mayhem in Egypt and Libya and triggered a diplomatic crisis is at the centre of a growing mystery over whether it is a real film – or was ever intended to be. Initial reports about The Innocence of Muslims being a $5m production made by an Israeli-American director named Sam Bacile unravelled on Wednesday as ruins of the US consulate in Benghazi continued to smoulder. Bacile – originally described as a California-based Jewish real estate developer – appeared to be a fake identity, and Hollywood could find no trace of his supposed feature-length attack on the prophet Muhammad. The blasphemous, 13-minute “trailer” posted online – a ramshackle compilation of scenes which depicted Muhammad as an illegitimate, murderous paedophile – was real, but there was growing doubt that a film existed. The puzzle left the US and Arab world confronting the possibility the crisis was triggered, if not conjured, by a cheap trick. The one undisputed fact was that in July a video in English was posted on YouTube under the pseudonym “Sam Bacile”. He entered his age as 75. It comprised clumsily overdubbed and haphazardly-edited scenes. “Among the overdubbed words is ‘Mohammed’, suggesting that the footage was taken from a film about something else entirely. The footage also suggests multiple video sources — there are obvious and jarring discrepancies among actors and locations, ” wrote Buzzfeed’s Rosie Gray. That analysis appeared to be bolstered when a statement in the name of cast and crew was issued, distancing them from the footage. “We are 100% not behind this film, and were grossly misled about its intent and purpose. We are shocked by the drastic re-writes of the script and lies that were told to all involved. We are deeply saddened by the tragedies that have occurred.” Cindy Lee Garcia, an actress from Bakersfield, California, who had a small role in the video, told Gawker she had no idea she was participating in an offensive spoof on the life of Muhammed when she answered an agency’s casting call last summer. The script was titled Desert Warriors, she said, and contained no mention of Islam. “It was going to be a film based on how things were 2,000 years ago. It wasn’t based on anything to do with religion – it was just on how things were run in Egypt. There wasn’t anything about Muhammed or Muslims or anything.” The character who on the YouTube clip was called Muhammad was in filming called “Master George,” Garcia said. The words Muhammed and apparently all offensive references to Islam and Muhammed were dubbed afterwards. The actor said she was horrified that four US embassy employees, including the ambassador, died in Benghazi. “I had nothing to do, really, with anything. Now we have people dead because of a movie I was in. It makes me sick.” She said the director, who went by the name Sam Bacile, claimed to be an Israeli real estate tycoon, but later told her he was Egyptian. He had white hair and spoke Arabic as well as English. He was keen that Master George – aka Muhmmad – be depicted in the worst possible light, she said. Hollywood agencies said they had never heard of the film. After a mob attacked the US compound in Benghazi, AP reported an interview with Bacile who said he was in hiding. He described himself as an Israeli-born Jewish writer. Israeli officials however said they had no record of such a person. “Nobody knows who he is,” Yigal Palmor, the spokesman for the Israeli foreign ministry, told the New York Times in a telephoned statement: “He is totally unknown in filmmaking circles in Israel. And anything he did — he is not doing it for Israel, or with Israel, or through Israel in any way.” He added the filmmaker was “a complete loose cannon and an unspeakable *****.” AP stood by its story. “We continue to report this story and gather new information to explain the origins of the movie and the individuals behind it,” said AP spokesman Paul Colford. “More coverage to follow …” Speculation centred on the possibility that Bacile was a member of Egypt’s Orthodox Coptic Christian diaspora in the US. A self-described “consultant” on the film, Steve Klein, an insurance salesman from Hemet, California, gave interviewers conflicting details about Bacile and the film. Klein, an author and anti-Islamic activist who claims to have led a “hunter-killer team” in Vietnam, was consistent in saying Bacile was not Jewish. Jim Horn, a fellow anti-Islamic activist who knows Klein, told the Guardian Klein worked closely with expatriate Copts. “He’s been helping them to stand up for themselves against Islamic terror in Egypt. That’s what he does

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Lol, so you think am a script

Jacpher;876255 wrote: ^To me fairy tale is this, waxbaa isku dhac-dhacay waxaa ka soo baxay, haddana wax kalaa isku dhex dhacay...... you get the point. .

there was a soccer game between saudi arabia and north korea in amir feysal stadium in riyadh, it ended 0-4 there will be more tarxiil for the next few days

why the hell will i go with my wife to an aroos, and if maybe i do that, and this happens, i won't lose my teeth for no reason, but i'll fight with words In a somehow loud voice i'll say "adheer, xaaska gacanta ka qaad isku xishoo, miyaanad ixtiraam laheyn ma cid aadan aqoon walbo garabka baad saa u qabsataa, war heedhe ummadaan meesha joogtaay bal ninkaan xishood darradiisa ila eega" I think he won't do anything, albaabka ayuu ka degaayaa isagoo yax yaxsan

NGONGE;876203 wrote: ^^ JB is best when he tells you his real life stories. Ma maqashay barigo baastada cunay? Shaydaanka o so baxay oo ku yedhi "war heedhe, maalin walba baasto uun ayaad cunta; dee ama baastada badal ama bisinka qabo". Sheydaanki ma baastadi baa kasoo boodday maalin alle keene hortaagan, haddana aan bisinka loo qabaneyn Wuxuu taaganyahay miyaa baastada beddel oo wax eynu kula cunno keen hunguriga hanaga soo ridine, ama bisinka qabso yaanan mar dambe kugusoo lug go'ine

War iska daaya ninku waa marfuucul qalam e

Isra;870402 wrote: ^ no idea what he's saying..but I LOVE this song. this is what he is saying A girl who is warm and humanle during the day A classy girl who know how to enjoy the freedom of a cup of coffee A girl whose heart gets hotter when night comes A girl with that kind of twist I’m a guy A guy who is as warm as you during the day A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down A guy whose heart bursts when night comes That kind of guy Beautiful, loveable Yes you, hey, yes you, hey Beautiful, loveable Yes you, hey, yes you, hey Now let’s go until the end Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style Oppa is Gangnam style Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh A girl who looks quiet but plays when she plays A girl who puts her hair down when the right time comes A girl who covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all A sensable girl like that I’m a guy A guy who seems calm but plays when he plays A guy who goes completely crazy when the right time comes A guy who has bulging ideas rather than muscles That kind of guy Beautiful, loveable Yes you, hey, yes you, hey Beautiful, loveable Yes you, hey, yes you, hey Now let’s go until the end Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style Oppa is Gangnam style Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby I’m a man who knows a thing or two On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby I’m a man who knows a thing or two You know what I’m saying Oppa is Gangnam style Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

Lol, yeah

Soomaali waxey ku maahmaadaa nin isfaanshay ri' is nuugtay baa dhaanta kolley daacad kaama ahee iska daa gilgilashada Anyway DC uma xumid

Carigoo barwaaqa ah Casar tahay cad ceeduna Ay ciirsimaad tahay Ay ciirsimaad tahay Casriga hablaha kacay Adaan ka calmadayo Calooshaad ku taal Calooshaad ku taal Ceerigaabo iyo badhan Dhulka wada cagaarka leh Yaa kula cawaysima Ama cala calaha hoosiyo Bada cidhifyadeediyo Ceelaayo kula taga Camalakaaga wacan iyo Caashaqan is keen baray Baan ku caano maale Baan ku caano maale Cimrigay intaan jiro Ku canaanan maaye Caafimaad ku noolow Caafimaad ku noolow Ceerigaabo iyo Badhan Dhulka wada cagaarka leh Yaa kula cawaysima Ama Cala Calaha hoosiyo Bada cidhifyadeediyo Ceelaayo kula taga.

subax wanaagsan, maanta kuleylka jiro sucuudiga diirka ayuu kaa qaadaayaa

cantarabaqash indeed

NGONGE;876015 wrote: ^^ That's the problem. I'd actually do it if the pay was any good. It'll be like reading SOL. Extract 1 - 2nd October 2012 - Suspect number 885621 Suspect A: Waxaan ku idhi, alaabta ma inoo heshay? Translation: I say; did you find the stuff? Suspect B: Sabtida la keeni doona. Lakin cidna ha o sheegin. Translation: It'll arrive on Saturday. Don't tell anyone. Suspect A: Haye. Ma wax khatar ba mise waa wiki aan o baranay uun? Translation: Ok. Is it a dangerous thing or the same old stuff? Suspect B: War waa tii aduunka. Kenya ayaa laga keenaya Translation: It's out of this world . They're bringing it from Kenya. Suspect A: Waxan ka baqaya in aanaan helin. Translation: I am worried that I may not get it. Suspect B: Ha o biqin. Dadko intaanay iman ayaan waxayaga la baxayna Translation: Don't worry. We'll take our stuff before any people arrive. Suspect A: Haa dee. Hadi kale way nago qarxaysa. Translation: Exactly. Otherwise it'll explode on us . Suspect B: War miyaad waalantahay. Waa nala boobaya. Translation: Are you crazy? They'll overwhelm us . Loooooooool war sidaa uma aanan fikirin :D

lol

Lol i was thinking of starting a thread with fadhi ku dirir, but i couldn't do better than this i am laughing out loud :D

Juxa;876038 wrote: you have not seen islaamaha discussing latest DIRAC in hushed voices Lol, wuxuu ka hadlaayo baan fahansanahay ngonge dee the other thing diracyo nairobi kama yimaadaan baan filaayaa

^^Waa xoolo

walloow aad ilwaadey igu weyntay agteyda anna aan oggoleen inaad meel kale aado ammarkaa sidaa wax yiree ilwaad quruxey waloow aad ambatood meel howd cidlaa dhex mareyso anna aan isleheyn waad ka aargudan maanta ammarkaa sidaa wax yiree ilwaad quruxeey waloow aad i eryeysood nacabkey hor ordeyso anna aan anfariiroo amakaagsanay haatan ammarkaa sidaa wax yiree ilwaad quruxeey dhegaha kistoo jug aan ka ahay ee lyrics ka iga saxa lol