Waryaa nagala taga faataadhugta, haddeydaan fiirsanin hindi yaa idinku qasbaayo i like the hindi new films all are comedy, and you know qosolka waa caafimaad :D

Malika;865320 wrote: It's been years since I watched an indian movie - anyone with a good link. Jacaylbaro;879971 wrote: Any new movies ?? here www.hindilinks4u.net/

Jacaylbaro;879706 wrote: But your story comes right after this ,, lol jb, this was funny, but sorry the arabic version was older, from mullah nasrudin

:D This morning more than 30 trucks filled with 5-cent coins arrived at Apple’s headquarters in California. Initially, the security company that protects the facility said the trucks were in the wrong place, but minutes later, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from Samsung CEO explaining that they will pay $1 billion dollars for the fine recently ruled against the South Korean company in this way. the funny part is that the signed document does not specify a single payment method, so Samsung is entitled to send the creators of the iPhone their billion dollars in the way they deem best. This dirty but genius geek troll play is a new headache to Apple executives as they will need to put in long hours counting all that money, to check if it is all there and to try to deposit it crossing fingers to hope a bank will accept all the coins. Lee Kun-hee, Chairman of Samsung Electronics, told the media that his company is not going to be intimidated by a group of “geeks with style” and that if they want to play dirty, they also know how to do it. You can use your coins to buy refreshments at the little machine for life or melt the coins to make computers, that’s not my problem, I already paid them and fulfilled the law. A total of 20 billion coins, delivery hope to finish this week. Let’s see how Apple will respond to this.

there is funnier joke, a letter to the donkey in Iraq, i'll post it another time :D

Blackflash;865232 wrote: You're not alone Nin-Yaaban. I was arrested myself when I was 16 for a relatively minor crime (theft at a gas station). Have been on the straight and narrow since then, but have watched many friends upgrade to more violent offenses. There's only so much your parents and the system can do to/for you before you have to hold yourself accountable. Send your photo, you are on the list i was once arrested in kenya 24 hrs and lashed 40, damn it was xanuun, but i was not arrested i have done something, it's only that i insulted an askari

وصية أب لولده **** مره واحد ينصح ولده الكسول قبل امتحان اخر السنه .. قال له : يا ولدي امتحاناتك قربت وقدامك طريقين : اما تنجح او ترسب .. اذا نجحت خير وبركه ، اما اذا رسبت فقدامك طريقين : اما تصيع في الشوارع او تسجل في العسكريه .. اذا صعت ما يخالف ، اما اذا دشيت العسكريه فعندك خيارين : اما الشرطه او الجيش .. اذا اخترت الشرطه خير وبركه ، اما اذا اخترت الجيش فقدامك خيارين : اما يوزعونك في القوات الاحتياطيه او على الجبهه .. القوات الاحتياطيه خير ونعمه ، اما اذا حطوك على الجبهه فعندك احتمالين : اما ترد بالسلامه او تنلعن بقذيفه .. اذا رجعت خير وبركه ، اما اذا ضربتك قذيفه فقدامك طريقين : اما تشفى او تموت .. اذا شفيت احمد ربك ، اما اذا مت فقدامك طريقين : اما تاكلك الكلاب او تتعفن .. اذا اكلتك الكلاب خير وبركه ، اما اذا عفنت فقدامك طريقين : اما تتحول غاز طبيعي او نفط .. اذا صرت غاز خير وبركه ، واذا تحولت نفط فقدامك طريقين : اما يصدرونك نفط خام او يكررونك في مصفات نفط .. اذا صدروك خير وبركه ، اما اذا بيكررونك فقدامك طريقين : اما يحولونك زيت شل او مواد تنظيف ، اذا صرت زيت خير ونعمه ، اما اذا حولوك مواد تنظيف فقدامك طريقين : اما تصير صابون او تصير ورق تواليت ، اذا صرت صابون خير وبركه ، اما اذا صرت ورق تواليت ................ والله يا ولدي انك بتاكل .....ا Mornng all

Che -Guevara;878310 wrote: Yes, let's:D out of topic, out of topic, where is narniah when you need her

Bluelicious;878263 wrote: I can sense the bitter hate towards me from your post. How dare you put my name in your lame list just because i'm from the region just goes to show what a hardcore tribalist you are attaching my name to your hatred post! What a delusional guy you are you have really lost it trying to involve me in politics with your lies about me. Wow I congratulated the new prime minister in the politics section and suddenly that is being part of the politics. Go elsewhere with your bullshit! :rolleyes: I'm waiting for our spokesperson Abtigiis to karbash you with words! Hey what does that mean, last edited by MMA, So MMA have an access to our accounts, damn it

Waryaa carafaat, war manooleed?? I've not seen you for so long though marki ugu dambeysay aan ku arkaaye aad haysatay 3500 posts haddana 6647, that means waad shaqeysaneysay balse waad is qarineysay, halkeed ku qarsooneyd

gabdhahaanaa yaqaano sida sharaxa loo tumo

Thanks blue, the original website was www.somalilyrics.net i helped them in writing many lyrics, but this youtube version has got atleast 40% wrong in writing lyrics, It's better I write the lyrics by my own

oba hiloowlow;879624 wrote: Im just having mid life crisis thats all , sometimes i feel like a demon is taking over my body, i need quraan saar Sharax lagaa tumaad rabtaa iyo mingis

war ma aadan fahmin waxa uu ola jeedo, ninkaan waa caada qaate buu ku yiri amin amir waa hadal sarbeeban

Brother, get some sleep, forget ab't things to do at weekends

أغنية اليوم

Oba, waa ku jirtaa yaa kaa saaraayo, anyway iney soomaali eheen ya ku ogeysiiye, and what is wrong with waving ethio flag, who knows she is somali-ethio saaxiib midab takoorka jooji waa laga fiican yahaye ;D

the only two places when i get in that i become sick, lifts and aeroplanes, "am serious" i become so sick that i sometimes feel like it's my last day in the world

morning guyz, it's friday and i am going to mosque now

like there is a shop in saudi arabia they call "anyone at ten riyals" for the first time i saw, i thought they were selling people

you guys should be banned:D:D

enjoy your is a very inspiring book by Dr. Mohammed Al-arifi, this book will bring smile in your face, this apart of it Ibn Hazm mentions in his work Tawq al-Hamamah a tale of a famous Spanish businessman: There was competition between him and four other businessmen and as a result, they disliked him. They were therefore determined to aggravate him. One morning, he left his house to go to his workplace, wearing a white shirt and turban. One of the four businessmen met him on the way. He greeted the Spanish businesman, looked at his turban and said, “How beautiful this yellow turban is!” The businessman said, “Are you blind? This turban is white!” He replied, “No, it is yellow! It is yellow, but it looks good.” The businessman left him and moved on until he met the second of them. He greeted him, then looked at his turban and said, “You look handsome today! Your clothes look fine! Especially this green turban!” The businessman said, “Actually, the turban is white.” “No, it is green,” he insisted. He replied, “It is white! Go away from me!” The businessman walked on, talking to himself, and every now and then looking at the flank of his turban to make sure that it was indeed white. He reached his shop and opened up the lock. Meanwhile, there came to him the third of the four businessmen and said, “How beautiful this morning is! And especially your clothes, they look fine! And your beautiful blue turban only adds to your good looks!” The businessman looked at his turban to ascertain its colour, then rubbed his eyes and said, “Dear brother! My turban is white!” “No, it is blue. But the important thing is that it looks good, so don’t worry!” the man said, and left, as the businessman began to yell after him saying, “The turban is white!” as he looked at his turban to ascertain its colour once again. He sat in his shop for a while and couldn’t take his eyes off his turban. Meanwhile, the fourth person came and said, “Greetings! MashaAllah! From where did you buy this red turban?” The businessman shouted, “My turban is blue!” He replied, “No, it is red.” The businessman said, “No, it is green! Actually, no, it is white! No, it is blue, or black!” He then laughed out loud, then screamed, then began to cry and then started to jump up and down! Ibn Hazm said, ‘Thereafter, I would see him in the streets of Spain. He had gone mad and children would pelt stones at him.’ :D

Geeljire troll muu ahaa howlihiisa SOL ma buugaan buu ku ekaa? :D

lol

Dhib malahan in laga ganacsado dhuxusha, caalamka inta badan ba waa laga ganacsadaa dhuxusha, waraaqaha printing-ka oo laga sameeyo geedaha , laakiin, dalalka kale wexey nagu dhaamaan geed markey jaraan shan geed bey abuuraan, soomaali iney jaraan mooyee geedaha iney geed abuuraan ma yaqaanaan