Mwenzenu nilitamani, gari kulisafiria Laonyesha la thamani, kwa nje na ndani pia Kiumbo li wastani, mfano wa gari KIA Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia Gari hili lavutia, kwa hilo nakubalia Rangi yake kahawia, machoni imetulia Wengi wanaliwazia, na sifa kulisifia Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia Kilitazama kwa mbele, pembeni limetanuka Utapatwa na vipele, mwilini kusisimka Natetemekwa vidole, nikipanda sita shuka Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia Kwa nyuma linapendeza, napenda wake mbinuko Na mwendo likiongeza, lapepea kama puto Ni kweli sijalikweza, gari hili moto moto Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia Muda nilipo patia, gari hili nilipanda Tena nikashikilia, katikati nikatanda Kelele nilisikia, ila gari halikwenda Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia Gari lilikakamaa, lilishindwa nifikisha Pale nilipo tazama, mafuta linavujisha Si kama nalisakama, mashineni kulitisha Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia Nimebaki na majuto, gari limekinaisha Sina tena ule moto, wa gari kulipaisha Mwili bado umzito, bora nisinge liwasha Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia Bora kupanda bajaji, popote wajipitia Hazina mwingi mtaji, injini ni ndogo pia Beteri ukisha chaji, wajitambia na njia Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia KLORO na SPRINI, mwaonaje hii hoja SHOSI naye WAKIJIJI, mchango wenu nangoja MAGULU uko kundini, LIZZY pia tupamoja Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia Na wote nisowataja, msiache kuchangia Nipeni nyingi faraja, hoja sitapuuzia Safari niloipanga, katu haikutimia Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia :D

raula;901302 wrote: ^^^lol. Here is a funny text/SMS.."Kuna jamaa alikuwa amekula miraa mpaka akawa fullhandas akicheki nje aona mvua yanyesha akasema doh mke wangu atakuwa na wasi wasi kama sikuenda hapo hapo akachukuwa mwavuli akaenda kwa mke wake akamwambia mke wangu mvua yanyesha sana siezi kuja nyumbani nitakuja kesho" Hahahaha, Asante Raula nimecheka wallai shiko hio Kujifanya kujua english ni noma! Jamaa mmoja toka town alikwenda kumtembelea mama yake vilage ile alipofika tu mama kumwona mwanaye akamkimbila kumkumbatia mtoto akasema mama KISS ME mama akajibu wewe hicho kisimi unachokitaka changu au cha mkeo? Jieshimu

Tena unawasikiliza wale wanayosema am a player boy

At the same time, how beautifull i'm listening these two now

When I saw the name, Before I oppened the thread I was Like, wadaad ka hadli doona fidmada

I think i've read this story more than five times, I was thinking what, if this happened to someone you know, or maybe you, how could these two friends share the same house when is married to someone he used to sleep with, is there really some people who are as honest as abib and sahal, I think I've learnt the price of friendship from this story

Che -Guevara;903947 wrote: How do you create love? I found a girl that I thought she will be the mother of my children and spent money for aroos, then her family ruined everything

If it means something to you, happy new year all, for me 2012 was not my year and i don't care about 2013

In the beginning 2012, I've created love and when I thought It grew up and about to grow flowers, at the end of 2012, it's destroyed, So I hate 2012

Some one knows some of the name of the sayidka's Horses I only know two 1- Xiinfaniin 2- Walhad Add please if you know more

Kids Forum

Coofle;903158 wrote: Textbook Hypocrisy is what I see in many comments and replies...Hypocrisy , heaps and loads of hypocrisy. bleating like sheep doesn't make you a sheep, nor does insincere condemnation makes you a shaikh. I am sure after they enjoyed the story, even nodding their heads in agreement with the moral of the story, they conjured the old and well known reply... Waxan muxuu ahaa. ..Just like a young nubile that was told a naughty joke, she will put the palm of her hand on her blushing face, but deep down she actually enjoyed the joke and wishes you bring and spit more dirty jokes... Just like her, the mentality of those 'commenters' is still nubile and immature and time alone will help them metamorphose to more mature nomads and help them accept what they are, I hope.....its healthy to be sincere with your inner self. "Afkiyo uurkoo kala badalan aarsan maysaane" ~Afqalooc Nice one Abtigiis....Always reading your short stories is a breeze,,,, Lol thanks I had the best laugh ever Abtigiis sxb dad badan baa sheekooyinkaaga iibsanaayo haddaad ka dhigto buug aan anigaba ka kow ahaade, do it sxb

The Zack;192353 wrote: you need a diaper in your mouth coz that is where your crap is coming out. Hahahahaha :D

Yeah, am serious

Haatu;902844 wrote: This reminds me of a funny experience I had. All my life in the West, I was lead to believe that I was born on mid-september 94, and why not afterall that's what it said on the passport. However, when I back home in Garissa in 2011 I was curious and just wanted peace of mind so I asked my ayeeyo to give me my birth certificate; and Lo and behold! it turns out I've been living as a certified fake age all these years. My real b-day turned out to be June 30th 94.It turns out that when my old man was completing the papers and procuring the fake Mogadishu birth certificates, being a typical old fashioned Faarax he literally only knew the years and rough season most of us were born in, so he simply guessed the month and day And to think I used to torment my Afghan FA friends on 1st of January. Lame Joke

We are arabs, somali's are arabs waryaa, except only few tribes

what kind of SOL nomad of the year is this? 1- Best SOL nomad of the year 2- Worst SOL nomad of the year 3- The Script of the year

I'm february 16

Abtigiis;902731 wrote: Part 2 “It is our emotions and urges that we call Satan. Envy is Satan; lust is Satan; greed is Satan; hate is Satan; bad manners are Satan; temptations are Satan”, he was saying. What a fool! What a puny doubter! She sometimes feels the Satan urging her to reminisce the night Sheikh Bashir imitated dogs. And she shivers. Satan even makes her long for that filth. She closed her eyes and recited “Qul Acudu bi rabil falaq”. She saw Satan running away and ducking for cover. My God this is a very great read, thanks abtigiis :D

everybody dance now Tarek Al-ali

tarek al-ali adubaba original version

Adel Emam

is a series going on mbc, it's really funny

Apophis;902330 wrote: Tell us more about how they "attracted" you Funny, is it enough

here i'll post some of the oldest movies (full) that attracted me share yours too wizard of OZ 1929