Morning, maxaad subax alle keene la soo kalahdaa

Lol@ samaynateedi @ Alpha that was a lame joke sxb

Perfume, hollywood or somaliwood

Does this cost a beer in somalia

Yeah, sure it does

Haatu is an unborn child yaa Apho

I'll add one 11: to find a forgotten riyals in the pocket of your old jeans

European scientists say they have found further evidence that how you serve food and drink matters hugely in the perception of taste. Researchers at the Polytechnic University of Valencia and the University of Oxford recruited 57 volunteers and asked them to taste hot chocolate served in plastic cups with four different colours -- white, cream, red and orange with white on the inside. The chocolate was the same in all the samples, but the volunteers found that the flavour was better when the drink was served in the orange or cream-coloured cups. "The colour of the container where food and drink are served can enhance some attributes like taste and aroma," Betina Piqueras-Fiszman of the Polytechnic University of Valencia said in a press release. The findings could be beneficial to chefs and food manufacturers, Piqueras-Fiszman added. Previous research has found that yellow containers boost the perception of flavour of lemons in soft drinks; beverages with cold colours, like blue, seem more thirst-quenching than warm colours like red; and if drinks are pink, they are perceived as being more sugary. The study appears in a specialist publication, the Journal of Sensory Studies.

lol

The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset. She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?" Helen : "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said that?" Helen: "Your husband." Wife: "Oh." Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Who said that?" Helen: "Your husband." Wife: "Oh." Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you." Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?" Helen: "No, the gardener did." Wife: "So, how much do you want?" :D

Am hundred percent sure blue dint get the joke even in English

Jalbaab, tagged or Hi5

coz you were born in west dee

facebook or twitter

oba hiloowlow;905844 wrote: LOOOOL i get it know. Thanks guys laakin hade how can your cousin from your eedos side be your ilmo eedo that doesn't make sense ilmo'eedo sounds better. .. But i have to say reer waqooyiga is using sacada the right way, 12ka,1da etc while konfurians say lix saac and todobba sac wareer waaye this language they are using saacadda the western way, while konfurians use it the somali way dee, wax fahan

GaroweGal;905746 wrote: Don't stress Somali men majority of you will not need to wear the niqab our men are not that all too good looking It's not about good-looking, it's about how attractive

Wadani;905825 wrote: Blue, the exam question asks 'what is the ruling on marriage? And provide proof for ur answer'. So Wyre answered 'it's haraam', and he used as proof the aayah which states "verily the believers are brothers (and sisters)" lol. The question should have been "what is the ruling with marriage of siblings" The teacher was busy when he was preparing the exam

Apophis;905814 wrote: Both please. Needle or pills. i'ld rather die sick single or married

ممكن فاكر السؤال هي ما حكم النكاح في الاخوة

First, waa la jarjary video-ga waa sidey nuune iyo maaddeey sheegeen, second direct ayaad u fasirateen macnaha sheekha is talking about is asturaad kale Oba, videoga oo kaamil soo gudbi dee

Ketchup London or Norway

One of alpha's cantarabaqash stories, war ninyahow nin weyn iska dhig