princesshafsa;803959 wrote: my cousin might be one of the people found in that place.he left for yemen 18 years ago and has been missing ever since:( my aunt is going to be relieved if he is one of them insha allah. Maybe, but they say this is after the fall of the government Anyway allaha u dhib dhaamo somali wey dhibantahaye

Gabadhi jinka eheyd buu soo meherinaye dee

Maaddeey;803913 wrote: Toorto is missing! toorto iyo canbuulo lolz, maaddey I think toorto waX Kale ayaad umaleysaa

Somalicentric;804086 wrote: Why are you assuming she wants to watch something "romantic?" uff calyk try watching 'Apocalypto' you're welcome!!! She'll never come back again mr alien

Titanic isla fiirsada it's the best love story ever, though it's old

Hala xero eyga oo halagu xukumo dil toogasho "He is murderer"

Waa cunno rageed dee :D

I once had a fight with a deaf kid, I was like " Hooyadey mexey ii dhashay" :D:D

Abtigiis;803187 wrote: Odey, adeer, isdaji. Do you see anything about sex there. If you see sex in a form you write Female or Male. This is about people struggling with language skills. I could have been the one to make this mistake if you ask me the same question in greek or turkish. Marka, let us not see what is not there. If you really want something erotic, I could have told you the story of the deaf girl (silaanyo's clan) who on arrival to Holland, had the misfortune of seeing, through the glass, a sex shop with all dancing male things. The story goes the girl asked the man with her "waxaasi ma runbaa?" Haa, he replied. "Ma xalaal baa?". Haa, he replied. It has no water and therefore it is xalaal he explained. The rest of the story is not relevant. :D JB AYaad u furfurtay howlihiisa A&T lolz

She was qalbi saafi :D Just like me dee :D

Across the bridge by mwangi gicheru Published in 1979, the book was set in East Africa in the post colonial Kenya. The themes in this book include love, wealth versus poverty among others. The main characters are Caroline, Chuma the narrator, Kihuthu, Caroline’s father. The book begins with a quote from the narrator Chuma, who we learn is a houseboy in the Kihuthu household. “Hail jail! The house for all. The only house where a government minister and a pickpocket dine together, work, discuss matters on equal terms. The only place where equality is exercised regardless the social class.” When Kihuthu’s daughter Caroline falls in love with Chuma and becomes pregnant with his child, she disgraces her family, who feel especially humiliated by Chuma’s lowly status as a mere houseboy. For Chuma, the development is a reminder that life is unfair and for that he does not like himself. He says regretfully, “A factory reject. That’s what I was. Made up of third class material. The leftovers of creation. I suspect God created me shortly before lunch…..he left me incomplete.”

JB Wallee inaad somali jokes ka dheereyn :D

JB waakan dee sidaan maqlay :D

Showqi;801782 wrote: Armayba Odeyga ka dhabtahay oo uu qoftaan qaabdarda iyo Camal xumaanta ku jeclaaday, ileyn shimbirba shimirkiisuu la duulaa'ye... Qof Cuqdad qabta oo Camal Xun sida loola dhaqmaa wey adagtahay. Laakiin inantu waa in ay leedahay wax yar oo Mukur ah, waa in ay tahay mid sanka taagta oo suuro badan:rolleyes::rolleyes:, Khaa Khaayiraadaiyo Mayacuna waa in aanay ku yarayn! isku soo wadda duuboo waa in ay tahay Sidi Qabax Qadiijo Warsame type. hadii kale maba dhadhameyso oo waxay noqoneysaa Ceesh bilaa milix... kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk wax liman

I was having sanwich this morning when I realized A half of tissue is in my belly :D morning Anyway

Carafaat;800353 wrote: JB, ciyaal carabta ma badoow ayaa mooday. wee ka horeeyaan Waryee ciyaal carab ha i odhan I am not from Carabta, I just came yesterday, :D And ofcourse badaw wey yihiin

When I saw the headline of this story I thot u were talking ab't urself :D

Carafaat;800399 wrote: Sxb, there aint love in the air only kacsi, some call it love. Yaa kuugu sheekeeye waxaas dee

Don't get married sxb, otherwise bacahaad aruurini :D

How much does it cost

Masha allah when did you come here Norf

*Dress Code* It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise. *Sick Days* We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. *Personal Days* Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday. *Toilet Use* Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy! You are allowed to use the rest room only thrice a day and you have to swipe in and out from the toilet doors also. *Lunch Break* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast. *Mails* Don't read junk and forwarded mails. Thank you for your loyalty to our company... We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere. Thank you all. The Management :D

Wax walbo

It's ok with me

Waryee wax kusoo dar jacburkaagi