looooooooool u cracked me walahi; that muslim gizza wasnt a somali for sure, otherwise we would have heard 'ALXAMDU-LILAAH' peace

i dont mean to diss the brother but walahi my 5 yrs old nephew wld know that its not allowed...anyway bro what you doing wid islaamaha...in my opinion this will count as DOUBLE SIN cos first u cheated Allah and secondly you stole someone's (the woman's husband) property... bro, my advice to you is avoid the ting. byee

salaan dhamaan; i understand why girls lie about their age, because as Ameenah mentioned in our society when women reach certain age they were called 'guun' and no one used to marry them when they reach that age, so fair enough if the girl plays the smart age game cos thats the only way she would go through, but one thing i dont really understand is why men lie about their age since there is no pressure on them. I hated when people called me little boy in my younger age and i still hate it, but we are all different. the othe ting is that most somalis who came to the west in the late 90s has fake age, I remember when i was in school some somali man aged 25+ was enrolled as 15 year old, he got into so much trouble and i used to translate for him all the time...man the british kids are so cruel they said to him how many children do you have and sh*t like that and he used to terrorise them all the time, ileen waa nin ciyaalka ka wayne waxaba wuu lsyn jiray. peace

hi guyz; that will really make me sick... i'll never ever date/marry my friends sister even if she was the world's most beautiful woman, i wldnt ruin my frienship, bye

Knock knock... i think it is about time i participate in this topic... Waxan maqli jiray ma anaa waalan mise cadan baa laga heesayaa...Dadbaaba maanta wax ka sheegaya London...the most beautiful city in world...One thing I like about this city is the diversity...u will see people of all ethnicities black/chinese/arabs/asians etc. also people here are more friendly, I went Paris and the shops refused to serve me if i spoke english and i went to new york, damn, what is wrong wid americans, i was there 4 two weeks, they are racist and i also noticed that the americans dont look your face when u are talking to them, i found that rude. Hibo sis next time u visit london, make sure u let us nomadz know so we can show u around, london is a historic city and we will make sure that ur trip will be unforgetable one... last ting...guyz dont even talk about west london...i went there twice recently, and both times i got robbed...man southall and wembley, walahi reer aakhirood baa ka buuxa, qaar waxaad is odhanaysaa ma xabaalo ayaa laga soo saaray... sorry westenders. ma'asalaama

hi nomadz; enjoy reading it... There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there. The Englishman was thinking: "The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead." Claudia Schiffer was thinking: "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it." The Irishman was thinking: "This is great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English idiot again."

sup ppl first of all i am an arsenal fan i would never support man united even if the world came to an end, dont you know that their fans are the most racist fans in the world, also see what they have done to the black players: there was only two black players Andy Cole and Dwight Yorke one left n the other 1 is on the bench all the time. they r just a sh*t team that wins for naig. i like other teams such as liverpool, spurs, leeds united, and other good teams, sorry not man united. i hate the sixiroole aaleks firuqsan. big time magician nabadeey

salaamz all; is this really true.......

salaan maskiin yaqee sheekada tarjun nooh, walahi waaba la socon waayay. somali kusoo bedel sheekada. laterz

heey guys; there is this guy in my workplace who is asking for help 24/7. the guy needs help, he cant even send an email or sort out his computer when he messes it up. there is the receptionist, i feel like deporting her back to Bombay, walahi hadaan awoodi lahaa waan khaarajin lahaa iyada... last but not least there is this woman who sits opposite me, markaan eegaba full light ayaa i haya, she is always looking at me...it is weird and makes me sick... to be honest wid you guys if i had authority i wld've sack everyone in my workplace. nabadeey

waa la idin salaamay; in my opinion, if the women is shorter than the man is not bad, it is worse when the guy is shorter...i am 6'0 and i wouldnt want my wowan to be taller than me... peace

lool feel sorry for the rat byeee

salaan to all travellers and nomadz nice topic...i think there is some kinda philosophy beind this... i have tried testing it with the word INTELLIGENCE and the score is: 115%. peace and love

salaan to all travellers and nomadz nice topic...i think there is some kinda philosophy beind this... i have tried testing it with the word INTELLIGENCE and the score is: 115%. peace and love

hi nomadz walaashiis, i remember a lil about googale back in the days, it goes like this: mataan: goo-gaa walaashiis: cadalee mataan: dudun yar duumo kaa tuurtay walaashiis: (answer-ka hoos ku qor, if you know) averyone is welcome to participate this topic. peace and love.

salaamz all bro motor cycle cruiser; u said it all, couldnt agree wid u more...and thanks for the advice. peace n love

Bonjour arawello, je ne PARLE pas beaucoup français. Je suis un débutant et comme vous avez dit il est TRES difficile . Mais je l'aime. J'ai toujours pensée que L'anglais était plus difficile que français mais je me suis maintenant rendu compte que le français est plus plus difficile que l'anglais. je pense que afjni est tres facile. Au revoir

Bonjour chacun c'est sujet très intéressant. Il est pourrait pouvoir avoir un langage. Je jamais n'ai avant entendu parler d'AfJinni. Subsistance signalant plus de types. Paix Bro mataan [This message has been edited by mataan (edited 04-17-2002).]

Salaams all; now you taught us af-gadaal-gadaal. does anyone know af-kor-kor or af-hoos-hoos? byeee [This message has been edited by mataan (edited 04-17-2002).]

loooooool @wiil-waal its funny joke... blondes are not that dump, they are really smart actually, but do u know why people cuss them. it is cos wixii wacan baa la caayaa... we somalis are the same... the minute they see you doing something good for yourself, they start talking behind your back. if they see a good looking somali girl, they will soon call her names and shit and spread unreal stories about her. peace

salaamz all; looooooool @ walaashiis; this joke reminds me another one I heard before which went: An elderly Somali Women came into an Indian restaurant in India. When the waiter asked her what she wanted the somali lady went "I want fried children", the waiter confused asked again and she kept repeating "i want fried children", the indian man said then "ooh you somali people eat children" then this somali guy who was eating in the place came over and helped the woman. It is really bad when you dont speak the language...i remember a while back going wid my school to france and i didnt speak that much french, it is really annoying and embarrasing when you have to repeat the same thing few times or you pronounce badly. peace

salaamz all; very funny joke samira...walahi i cldnt stop laughing... i dont blame the poor somali lad... i hope his wife didnot hear this ma'salaama

salaams all; it is clear that the BBC is not doing good. i agree wid MMA. as he said u cant satisfy everyone. those people in somalia have no other source of news. everything has its pros and cons, so just wait until we can find a better media then we can talk bout terminating the BBC somali service. macasalaama

Hi dearest sister VAgirl; I support what sis yasmin said...Family comes before everything, so if you cant impress them stick to your family and move on there are plenty of fish in the sea. He is not the only one you will ever love. I wish you good luck sista. ma'asalaam

Hi dearest sister VAgirl; I support what sis yasmin said...Family comes before everything, so if you cant impress them stick to your family and move on there are plenty of fish in the sea. He is not the only one you will ever love. I wish you good luck sista. ma'asalaam