Hi fellow nomadz; if u dont drive in accordance with the speed limitations this could be good 1 for ya, it is for me anyway, next time i am caught i'll try this 1. A police officer pulled over a person who was speeding. The police officer walks up to the car and starts to talk to the man. The cop says "Sir may i see your licence please." The man says, "I don't have my licence officer." The cop says, "You don't do you, well then let me see your registration." The man say, "I don't have any registration, but wait let me see i think i saw it when i put my gun in the glove compartment" The cop says pulling his gun out of its holster,"you gotta gun in the glove compartment?" The man says, "Yeah, i used it to shoot the lady that i stole the car from". The Cop says, "You shot a lady and stole her car." The man says, "Yeah, shes in the trunk." The cop Says, "you put the lady in the trunk?" The cop thinks that he can't handle this by himself and calls in back up. The back up arrived and a police negotiator walks up to the car and talks to the man. The negotiator says, "I understand you don't have your licence." The man says, "What of course i have my licence." The negotiator says,"You do then what about your registration?" The man says, "Yep, i got that to its in my glove compartment." The negotiator walks over and opens the glove compartement and to his surprise, the registration was in there and not a gun. the negotiator says,"well what about the lady you stole the car from that you locked in the trunk?' The man says, "Lady in the trunk what are you talking about?!" The negotiator says, "Well one of the officers over there told me all of this stuff." The man says, "well i bet that son-of-a-b***h told you i was speeding too!" peace

luul; when the women said i need a man, her husband also said i need a man... byee

i think one of the reasons is peer pressure; they dont wanns be teased by their gaalo peers. the other day a somali guy i know bought a big car quite costy, so i asked him why buy this big car. his answer was if i buy a small car who can i pass in the motorway? i think its ridiculous; buying a car is not a problem cos it is necessity but spending 50,000 on it when u r struggling is not a good idea either. peace

starlight i got som answers gurigeyga gadaashiisa odey dhala cad baa fadhiyo. dambaska Sadaxnin oo sac waalan sidata?? ma aragtay marka wax la karinayo dhagxaanta loo la saaro dheriga Xeradayadu waa wada ul oo ul la qaato ma leh? waxa weeye geeska riyaha

starlight i got som answers gurigeyga gadaashiisa odey dhala cad baa fadhiyo. Sadaxnin oo sac waalan sidata?? Xeradayadu waa wada ul oo ul la qaato ma leh?

add this 1 too... if ur date of birth is first of january... guys add more man laterz

mj and the alikes i am not here to waste time so u could keep posting ur crap...and may i also advice u that u read b4 you reply to a topic. i aint bothered to argue wid u here, cuz this is not the right forum for this kind of discussion. open a discussion topic in the somaliland or the political forum then we cn argue. peace n luv

anothet naughty boy... i can find find any naughty girls... Hey Mommy, come see what I did to the baby! [This message has been edited by mataan (edited 05-02-2002).]

Salaams all; XM gizza or whatever u call urself; i think if someone is confused u r the one who is confused...look at this lost kid, whereever u from somaliland, somalia, NFD, Ogaden, DJibouti u still somali...i am proud to be somali. the fact that i'm from the north part doesnt make me something else,i am still full somali citizen bro...to be honest wid ya, if i had the power i wld have united whole of somalia and make "United States of Somalia, that includes north/south/nfd/ogaden and jibuti. allaa mahad leh. [This message has been edited by Admin (edited 05-02-2002).]

salaams all; dear fellow nomads; i NOT am here to defend igaal. some of you might think that i am supporting igal, walahi i never supported him and i'll never. but the thing that made me angry is that why would someone want a muslim person to die. i beleive that everyone in this world whether they are kufars or muslims are here for a reason, allah has created them and when their day comes he will eventually take them away. the other ting is that why r we nomads so pessimistic, lets be optimistic and hope that even if igal dies no war happens...i think we somalis have had enough...look at us we are scattered around the world, even if u go to israel u will find a somali refugee, allahu akbar, when i hear the word 'war' walahi calooshaa i xanuunta. allaa mahad leh.

SALAAMS; IF THERE WERE NO MUMS KIDS WOULD HAVE BEHAVED LIKE THIS.... ILAAH BAA MAHAD LEH [This message has been edited by mataan (edited 05-01-2002).]

salaams all; this is for bros who only look @ sisters who have 'big rockets' as they put it. make sure u stick this sign in ur house..... PS libaax, jaber.... a brother who adores all somali sisters... [This message has been edited by mataan (edited 05-02-2002).]

loooooool really funny one sista

thats what you think mate...if Egal dies, a leader will simply be democratically elected and there will be no war whatsover. peace n luv

hi guys; i just wanna know wats the equivalence of this ting in UK? does anyone know, please let us know then we could contribute

hi guys; i just wanna know wats the equivalence of this ting in UK? does anyone know, please let us know then we could contribute

maaaaaaan... gabadhii waa la googoostay.... for godsake she is only asking you a question, we somalis are funny walahi. maybe she doesnt know that it is not allowed in islam and not acceptable in somali tradition, so just give her your advice in nomadic way, not xag-xagasho type. peace [This message has been edited by mataan (edited 04-28-2002).]

if u wanna see the picture of the visible jinnz here is the biggest one...

If i was you sista, I wouldnt do it infront of somalis, cos simply they dont know how to mind their own business. peace

loooooooooooooool @ commonsense are u trying to take piss or is that how shukaansi is where you from. In somalia there is ONLY 1 place that people speak that way and i dont think u r from that yard. are you really from that area or u just kidding? peace

hi all; i like this one which i witnessed; one summer day, very hot, me and a friend of mine went to the park to get some fresh air. some cambaro oo murqansan came to us and we had this conversation (M-Me, C-Cambaro): C: Waryaa iska warama? M: Nabad ee adigu iska waran C: Ma ogtihiin in aan Libaax ahay? M: Maya. Ma adaa libaax ah? C: Haa, Libaax baa dhabarka iyo laabta igaga sawiran, ma idin tusaa? M: maya, maya, maya...waa ku rumaysanayaa (laughed a bit); C: Waryaa diinta aabahaa *** ee maxaad i moodaysaa in aan waalan ahay, walaahi inaan ku**si *******yohow, waxaad u malaynaysaa in aan kaa baqayo; M: Maya walaal maxaan kuu geestay, adaa iska xanaaqay ee is deji walaal; C: Waryaa dont mess around with me, maad i taaqaanaa aniga. adiga iyo reerkinaba waa idin w***yaa; M: Raalli ahoow inadeer; C:carried on talking; M: we left the place; ************* Another day i was on the train and some Farax was chating to a white gurl, the guy is speaking somali thou, this is how it goes: Farax: Naayaa, ma ogtahay in aan ahay nin khatar ah oo halkan iyo wadankiiba caan ka ah, can you believe that? White_gurl: nods and says yes ....... guyz, iska jira qaadka, its worst than alcohol, especially the one europe. peace

looool... its funny, i wld say its 50/50... funny joke thou hibo; byeee

salaams all; sista i would suggest that you find you find a man who can't have children...that way you will both be ok...i think your execuse is too vague...havent you ever seen someone who died as a result of heart attack, accidents etc. me personally i love kids, so i guess i wont be of any use... good luck wid ur search thou. byee

nice topic; i personnaly would marry the woman i love even if she cant have children, you never know, Allah could bless you with children as a result of that sacrifice, i have heard it happen. i heard that a man married to a woman who couldnt have children and was divorced several times as a result, soon after their marriage allah blessed them with children. didnt u also hear about the story of prophet ibrahim, he was old and his wife was old and still allah blessed them with a son, they couldnt blve it. there are also other options ie adoption (not sure if its allowed in shariah thou). also the man is allowed to marry another 3 women, so he could marry another woman if he could afford financially, while he is still married to the 1 that cant have children, i dont see any problems. peace

this nomad is nuts; maalmahan wax walba waa laga hadlayaa walahi; my suggestions: if u want big a$$ 1 stop eating bariis 2 stop eating laxoox 3 no chewing 4 no drinking / smoking or drugs 5 eat more beef 6 dont sit long hours 7 last but not least avoid women if u need more bro, drop me a note. bye